How would you go about assassinating Trump?

How would you go about assassinating Trump?

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Show him a econ 101 book and watch him implode.

Give him a big kiss on his mouth and shake his hand

I would take a bullet to protect Trump. He is the only one who can save this country and possibly all of western civilization.

>volunteer secret service

Why is the regressive left so buttmad about Trump?

Because they're retarded and don't value or way of life, that's why.

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poisoned hairspray

Bear traps

First I'd see to it that he was elected president (that's the easy part, since he's a loveable billionaire philanthropist)... Then I'd watch as he takes on the stressful duty of making America great again. Over the next 8 years of careful, calculated risks and deals, including building the wall, stumping Islam (the terrorist "religion"), and earning the respect of his former critics, he'd be very worn out and tired. Even his trade mark hair will be thinning. All in all, I'd anticipate the strain of running such a successful and popular presidency would probably do the job of shaving a few years off his life! Then, after a well deserved and relaxing retirement, he'd pass quietly in his sleep and be given a HUGE state funeral. That'll show the bastard.

>save this country
Alarmist faggot. You're as bad as the berniefags.

How do you triforce? Close your tabs next time fag

>dem tabs

No one is going to assassinate anyone. If you think that's the best way to resolve a problem, a faster method would be to kill yourself.

>Implying i would
BUILD WALL
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

how does he have so much wealth and success if he doesn't understand economics

sure is summer here

He's the only one that can save this shit hole of a country.

>I'd protect him with more pylons

You don't need macroecon to run a business

Only summer fags complain about summer fags

>Implying kids only use he internet in the summer

I would just wait, should not take long.

>Reported
Has Secret Service protection. Fucking idiot.

I don't know FBI guy. You tell us.

Moron. Trump will divide your nation.

Can't stump, won't stump

I wish you people could realize it's a joke.

Obama already did.

Best of all- you visualise you are the Trump- savior and destroyer- and then you just kill yourself.

Berniecuck detected

Exploding Golf Balls

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>not using IE
freak

Where do you live? I'll gladly put a couple bullets in you if you're offering.

*Progressive

Your opinion is wrong.

Nice bait FBI

we know about Sup Forums.gov and your honeypot

why would you? he wants to be friends with Russia and other countries which fight all the evil in the world like Soros, Clinton, faggots, migrants, false human rights etc.

enjoy your visit from the Secret Service OP

>Soros!

DRINK