Waifu claiming bread

Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per user
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss

Tats claimed.

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Britfag Maki Claim

ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ

Nymph claimed
Cutest thing

I see. I should play hearthstone again.
Yeah, it's like a lot of games nowadays. You have a background story and the game is focused on multiplayer, where the story doesn't make sense anymore(Rainbow Six Siege)

Goddamn I love Fridays.

Ai ebihara claimed

Claiming

Eventful week, painful day.
Thumb won't stop bleeding.

Sanya Claimed

Eh.

I look forward to Chivalry with Light, at least.

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Lucky you.

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Claiming the Rube~

As cliche as it gets waif wise might as well picked princess peach

> not claiming peach

Yeah, perhaps, Hearthstone is probably one of my most played games ever.

alright do any of you people have a waifu pillow is it worth it how do you hide it

>waifu pillow
What do you take me for? Some kind of pathetic loser?

>Hiding your waifu
Monster.

no they are comfy and its like a sleeve for the pillow so just remove it and leave it as a normal pillow on your bed

Do you actually watch anime you faggot?

Kyouko a dog bit me and ripped my fucking thumb up :(
Have to chill with dog for the next 4-6 hours
wat do

Did you go to hospital? You probably need that shit cleaning up.

No. Partly because I'm not that pathetic, and partly because she doesn't have a cover yet.

>a dog bit me and ripped my fucking thumb up :(
That sounds pretty painful, you should prolly get that checked out, kek

>Have to chill with dog for the next 4-6 hours
wat do
Be sure that it doesn't rip more things, kek

why is it consider pathetic to own one? i mean its not hurting anyone

It's one thing being a weeb with a waifu, that's understandable considering you don't shove it down somebodies throat.

Then it's another thing to have a body pillow with a picture of an anime character so you can sleep with it every night and feel less lonely.

all these moeblobs make me sick.

I have one with Auska and Rei on either side as well as a Kurumi one.
Neither of them is mai waifu, though.
I just have them because I like the characters and they look super nice.
They are not lewd very lewd either.
No real point in hiding them.
But you shouldn't keep your lewd loli dakis out in plain sight.

but thats just it its for you and you alone im not going to take it outside and say look look at my waifu

You totally should.

Hi Maki, how are you
and no I didnt go. I don't want to waste 3k lira on something that will heal on its own.

at some point.
I was chilling with some friends who I can actually have fun with. They have a husky who hated me when she first saw me but I thought grew on me. They left to spend the day at someone else's house and asked me to watch the dog. Now she's chewing up socks and when I tried to play with her she bit my hand. I've always hated fucking dogs. All animals are mindless but at least you can overpower cats.
If this goes any further either I kill the dog or the dog kills me. So it's a win-win.
Finished my exams at least, how's your day been?

I'm good man, sounds like you had it rough.
I'm the same as you I wouldn't go to a doctor or hospital (like I didn't go to the hospital when I fell off my motorbike a couple months back).
But a dog bite, you might need a shot dude. Shit could get infected :(

Wew, thankfully my dog doesn't hate me.

>how's your day been?
Pretty good so far, nothing new happened so I'm just chilling.
You? Aside from dog eating your fingers, off course.

Megumin claimed~
>on the road to get my bottle edition

I was cooking popcorn and I just burned it all.

FeelsBadMan

I didnt know you could fuck this up that hard

fuck your weeaboo shit

This is fine :^)

is't this just all of Sup Forums?

Hey megu~~~~
I went to the store and my brewer had some Red Ale! I picked up a bottle as well as a new pale ale, lager and then a few bottles of the stuff I like. How've you been?

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!! (

Dio-sama...

>infected
Could it really? Besides that though it's been great. Got my belt ready in case the dog goes apeshit kek

I finished my last exam and did kinda okay so I went to spend time with my friends. There's just three of them and they're kind of a cross between normie and gamer. They smoke weed, go out a lot and don't study too well. All of them have had a girlfriend at some point.
But when they're at home they play video games, watch anime and just generally shit around. It's really comfy here at their dorm.
They invited me to move with them into this three story villa with a sauna and jacuzzi for 375 per month. Shit's pretty cash and I'm happy to do it.
Also, a Karen on s4s shared his folder with me. Got a lot of cool ones and gifs.
Playing hearthstone right now
>Win 7 games in any mode
>Spectate a friend win
>tfw

Depends if the dog has got anything wrong with it, could need a tetanus shot maybe.
I think it's worth checking out at least.

If you don't go, at least keep it clean, disinfect and bandage it properly.

Priscilla Claimed

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You picked up everything I'be recommended~
I'vé been alright, gonna be out for a few hours tho
When I come back, that's when I'm gonna frink~
>qt

hi

princess fluffy tail

>They invited me to move with them into this three story villa with a sauna and jacuzzi for 375 per month.
That sounds pretty good.

>Also, a Karen on s4s shared his folder with me. Got a lot of cool ones and gifs.
Nice, looking forward to see the new ones!

>Playing hearthstone right now
Enjoy yourself! Even if you're playing Snorestone, kek.

>That reminds me that I didn't play at all this month

That's fine man, I've got some things to get on with and making dinner and such.

Hello cat.

Should have been home 5 hours ago.
This is not my lucky day.

I just dropped in to say hi, see ya later qt~

Ew

Be safe little mage~
Roll safe my friend.

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kagami claimed!!!

Hey.

Does washing it count as keeping it clean?
That's all that happening considering they barely have tissues here, kek. I have bandages and disinfectant at home though.
They have a passport for the dog though, it has all it's shots. Can it give a disease even then?

>Snorestone
wuh? not enjoying it anymore? I mean besides mindless c'thun druid things are pretty interesting.

moo

kagami desu

Yoooooo

Akiko claimed

Well I messaged my peers and told them what happened. Now all that's left to do is wait for death's cold embrace

How is everyone tonight?

Hello.
Mooo.

Holst.

Nah, just not feeling like playing it at the moment.
I still enjoy it tho.

karen!!! how's it going with you???

Well then I don't think you'll get a disease but the wound could infect.

You should probably wait 24hrs maximum and if it's not looking good make sure you go.

what happened akiko???
im good, i got off of work early today!!

Evening Kagami. How are ya?

hi :)

Whacchu ewin at?

Hallo

ohayo akibro

dog ate my hand is now trying to cuddle with me kek
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you?

I also get said friends into heroes of the storm
speaking of which, do you play it?

Thanks for the advice maki
how's your day/week been? Haven't talked to you guys since I finished my exam.

How are you?

Yari yuri.

Not really, I only played the tutorial kek, doesn't look too bad tho.

Hope you're doing good!

How've you been?

You're welcome. I've had dogs my whole life so I would hope I have some experience. At least in the UK we managed to purge rabies so you're not too fucked if you get bitten.

I've been good friend, just been drinkin' and chillin'. How was yours, apart from getting mauled by a husky?

I was working nonstop for 36 hours to get my demo ready for the presentation. I pulled it off somehow but 3 hours before the presentation I pass out and sleep till 4 pm, missing the presentation
Just end me fam

Hello Koneko

What's up Karen? Did you kill the dog yet? You can't just take shit from an animal that's lower in the food chain bruh

hi yui!! how are you doing today????
ouchie....is your thumb ok???
just gotta outta work, i have so much time and don't know what to do with it lol

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Milk

damn...are they gonna let you redo the presentation at all???
sorry to hear about that akiko...

Good enough. You doing good?
I've been alright, probably gonna take a nap later though. How are you?
Cat quads.

Nothing new here.
Still on Hearthstone.

At another filthy loli.

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Sinon-chan claim

Meany

I'm looking for stuff to listen to, watching some shows, I finished watching Knk again.

That's about it.

I am sry for you
It will be alright I guess
Well its ok over here
youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo

same, same lol, have you gotten any new legendaries lately???

very comfi. not gonna last long though as real life responsibilities are still here desu
>I've had dogs my whole life
do you know why it might have been mad? I've been coming over for about two months now and I play with her and wrestle and she never does this.

I considered chopping its head off and leaving the body for it's family to find. But I decided to have mercy on it.
What happened btw? My thumb is fine right now, I like the metally taste of blood so it's a treat for me lol. Where do you work?

Did anything happen in the past few days? When I wasnt here I mean desu

Just crafted Fandral, does that count?

Cow singles.
Someone should be sorry for creating you.

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>I like the metally taste of blood so it's a treat for me
Karen at it again

Im good ty, how are you?

How you doin?

I'm attempting to play it less, mercy plz

Just jealous

>her
could be on heat desu.
Either that or when you were playing you accidentally aggravated her.

Pretty good man.

it is pretty tasty....i don't mean that in a weird way lol
ummm....im a part of the military lol
>685324089
he is a pretty good card!!! so sure, id count it lol

Maybe the asshole population thing is a little weird but I don't understand how this is abnormal.

forgot pic...

Living roots value amirite.
Don't recall you playing Hearthstone, again, too many people.

I am, thanks for asking!

Nothing really worth mentioning I'd say.

>Checked.

Ruri.