USA vs Ecuador Pregame thread

The greatest country in the world is playing another Mexican country for the world championship of soccer in just over eight hours.

This is the place for all pregame predictions, banter, and racism.

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>predictions,
5-0 USA USA USA
>banter, and racism.
I don't know anything about Ecuador except that they eat guinea pigs, so build wall.

BUILD THAT WALL

You guys play football?

Please be upstanding for the national anthem of Ecuador:

youtube.com/watch?v=44t3xc_XDes

>you now remember Sash!

I'm hoping for a blowout but I'll take a 1-0 or 2-0

>Mfw we lose 2-1 in the last 10

This was never a thing in the US

>one nation under god
>god

Yeah, obviously. We win the owl every single year.

>one nation under Brussels

Well at least Brussels does exist

It's not that Americans still believe in God. It's that God still believes in America

Allah is a god.

I'm honestly expecting a US win by 2-1

This is the best known artist from Ecuador btw: youtube.com/watch?v=NecoBo0BhEk

>One nation under Allah
>One nation under Merkel
>One nation under Germoney

>allahu akbar

This pretty much.

Allah is just an arabic word for god

Didn't the US play Ecuador a few months ago and lose in Ecuador then blow them out in the States a week later?

Or was that Guatemala?

1-0 Ecuador

kek No

Guatemala.

We played Ecuador three weeks ago and BTFO them then.

Im rooting for you US, but tonight i think you are losing. This Ecuador its not an easy team

According to the episode of whichever one of Anthony Bourdain's shows where he goes to Ecuador, Ecuadorians put ketchup on ceviche

Truly, they are worse than ISIS

kechup is acceptable on burgers, fries and not much else

Better than Venezuela?

We literally just beat them.

I literally can't believe that it's finally coming home. Amazing, absolutely amazing.

Memexico 3- Chiel 1
USA 2 - Memecuador 1

Somehow both teams meme their way into the final for maximum conmecuck butthurt

what part of america are you from lads?

Coming what? The cup?

commiefornia

Bourdain is Based

Same

The land beyond the wall

That and the world soccer championship.

We call that Mordor

Pistolvania

>unironically believing this

HAHAHAHAJAJAJAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>5-0 USA

You're right, too low. 7-0 USA.

Someone post a gmt for this match

0230 I believe

here is 22:30, so it should be 01:30 GMT

>the world soccer championship.
>soccer

O SAY CAN YOU SEEE

True. Encore un fois was a thing in like 96 though. I had the cd.

Also, I'll be looking for the non-wall comfy thread for this match later, but have no faith it will exist or will stay comf if it does.

Reno 911

youtu.be/rXxaS65XM_0

Argentina

That's not in America

kek

KEK

SHIIIIIIEEEEEET

What time is the game? Is there another game tonight as well?

6:30 PST tonight

>PST
9:30 real time you mean.

And with some of our sub/reserves players too.

Thx

...

Yessir. I just don't assume everyone else lives in the only time zone that really matters and just wanted to be informative.

CONCACAF >>>>>>>> CONMELEL

>God save the Queen

Does this copa suck as much as the euro's?

Not at all

No it's actually chock full of hilarious outcomes, goals, and memes.

Please win so I can go to the semis vs Messi.

PDT, brah

I'm on MST, which is the same as PDT when daylight savings is in effect

Inb4
>USA BTGOs ecquador
>everyone puts all their money on Argentina
>IRS arrests Messi for tax evasion
>USA wins

FFFFFFIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTT

Can't wait for ecuador to BTFO of us tonight we need to get rid of this meme coach and drop bradley for someone more competent he is literally a clown. Seriously it's 2-0 Ecuador wins and bradley does something stupid to help them
Valencia scores 1 before half

Ecuador is shit and so are you you unamerican communist faggot. We're throwing you over the wall with the spics.

4-0 America

AND WINNNNNN

>4-0
even as a joke that's so far a stretch it's absurd you'd be lucky getting 1
costa rica let this shit country win and the ref made sure of that
Fuck america

You have to go back.

>Jara sticks finger up messis hole.
>Messi passes out
>Usa wins

>This is the place for all pregame predictions, banter, and racism.

Cringe

>Argie trying to act white
Cringe indeed.

Reddit's two doors on your left.

Should I watch this or NBA finals?

If you know the place, why aren't you there

>2016
>finding entertainment in ape hoop
user pls

Because I belong in the place where people want walls built to keep your kind where they belong.

>still 4 bongs away

Send help

Yes, r/Sup Forums is in reddit son

You don't realize that putting le racism in the OP and spouting these cringy posts makes YOU reddit, do you?

Can you imagine memes in USA - MEXICO final?
>inb4 USA already building wall
>Mexico makes it over the wall
etc

I'm American and I hate Americans like this guy and also hate Americans like this guy Where are the good Americans. Fuck

>INS deports their team and they're forced to forfeit
That would be world class banter.

>virtue signaling to impress third worlders on a laotian finger painting newsgroup
Does your father know you're a faggot?

CUANDO ME FUI A NUEVA YORK

US literally beat Ecuador 1-0 right before Copa proper. They are the slight favorites.

USA fans are cancer to CONCACAF, gonna have to cheer for Ecuador in this one.

DIOS MIO
AYUDAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can't handle the American Outlaws™, Chewie?

Which is weird because literally every single CONCACAF fanbase hates Mexican fans ten times more than us.

Just ignore them senpai, they went too hard on memes. Hopefully they can recover.

youtube.com/watch?v=ADv9TQLV1-0

Going to pick up some food for the game in a bit. What should I get lads?

Double bacon cheeseburger, chili cheese fries, six pack of budweiser. But make sure it's the budweisers with American flags in them they're selling right now.

Why fight the meme, brother? Take it back as you feast on a cheeseburger right off the grill.