Waifu claiming bread

Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per user
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
>you can never fall too far

Tats claimed.

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Someone kiss this frog please.

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:3

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I RAP IN FRONT OF MORE NIGGAS THAN IN THE SLAVE SHIPS

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Claiming

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Britfag Maki Claimed.
I'm actually an okay chef edition.

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Megumin claimed~
>Got the booze, going home after I get the pizza edition

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Anyone?

>Fubuki claimed

Good Evening everyone.

>claiming yume

What do I get if I kiss the frog?

I shall step forward and claim this frog's lips.

>Akagi claimed

Just kiss it.

While I have no good idea, I feel as if kissing the frog might come back to bite me somehow

Fine, I kiss the frog.

Why is girl teary and mouth full of drool?

Fuck it.
>kiss

Hello Karen~

Good taste

I kissed the frog

Obligatory claim.

Nice.

Thanks.

How's it going man?

hey Tsundere-chan
no

Because she was hungry

Thanks you too

>should have known
Froggo!
How've you been?

hand bro what's up
Passed that class with exactly a 70. life is good

I hope you enjoy this clip.

Whatever happened to yandere?

Ooo, I'm hungry too

Moth girl

Well, I'm making some food right now. I can share if you want. :)

>Maybe you should have
I've been good!
Just focusing on work and stuff..

Going good, friend. Just got back and I'm planning on relaxing for a bit and order a pizza.

How'd work go?

Hey there, Karen. Not much, man. Just getting ready to sit down for the day.

Passing it is all that matters, man. Glad you passed, congratulations.

hey emi still going fast?
hey tsuyu how is it going
>explosion
good evening small one
so how is your day going maid one?

What are your thoughts on Kaga/Akagi shipping?

Hey Yuno!

Moths are CUTE


How is everyone today?

My based grandmother is bringing me something to eat

That wasn't me.
But I am good~

>Tsuyu

You again, hello

Tenryuu claimed

>start WoWs
>see update
>read the game news
>read "discounts and more Exp for the 1st victory of the day for german ships"
>wtf.exe

Hey Yume! How are you doing?

I'm back.
Glad to see you back Tsuyu.
I woke up 20 minutes ago and have to go with my grandpa (whom i like) to a restaurant or something with my mom in about 20 minutes.
I made this last night, don't believe you saw.

>Shiro

Gang Beasts is a wonderful little game.

Finished about a folder's worth of exams today, about half of my quota for this year.

Pretty good.

>pizza
Just finished mine, actually.

youtube.com/watch?v=A5Drgaa2zjg

I'm now the fastest lurker on no legs

>more Exp for the 1st victory of the day for german ships
For real? Back to the Kolberg I go

2 McGangBangs, 2 large fries, large Dr. Pepper and a Mcflurry sounds really good right now
Sup all

Yes, me!
Always good, what kind of restaurant are you going to?

And can you do the same to this pic?

Is the game any good?

Was today rough? Dog bit my hand. thumb hurts. Watching her till friends come back.

Sweet, someone said you'd be posting less here, why's that?

This is a work of art. Good on you.
Any chance you could make me one?

asavad2112gsbaasdas

I'm more into Akagi/Fubuki Shipping. Why?

Chicken nuggies thanks to my good boy points

How are things?

I'm on it

Half of it? Damn, man. You must feel like a million bucks, I know I would, kek.

Oh yeah? How was it?

No no, today was fine. Thanks for the concern though.

Dog bit your thumb? Oh, well I hope it feels better soon, man. Sorry to hear that.

Just curous, I may have a decent sized folder of them.

curious, damnit

you became Tsundere
my day been ok
what about yours?
get me some fries aswell

Finally home and ready to shitpost.

Oh I'm not exactly sure, but knowing my grandpa, it'll most likely be Fuddruckers. He loves that place so much.

>Shiro

I have yet to commit suicide.

Having a heart attack just hearing that. Count me in!

Not been up to too much, might be going to Colorado to kayak in a few weeks

Ouch

We missed you!

Oh no damn imposters
Und das heißt?
quite ok I would say how about you?
well nobody can deny that
nothing much how is the smugest of smugs doing?
quite ok
yeah finally getting kick from ts³ again I missed that the whole day

This gif is wonderful
>saved

And i spent too much on my Roon....

It's okay, but you really feel that russian ships are only used by noobs because they aren't even close to the term "balanced"

youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM

I'm sure it is. Haven't played it, but looks like a game with chuckle and randomness integrated.

Sorry, whenever I do transparent images it converts the background to black.
At least I notice my own satanic trips.


>Shiro

Tfw she gets BTFO by saitama in (one punch) literally

Hey, Doc, I'm trying broaden my horizons.

I need some good Folk-Punk bands.

I like to do everything in one go, plus some people just outright finished all of their work today.

Pretty good, I'm sipping on some coke right now.

Doing pretty fine, a bit tired and maybe going to bed, because I'll need to get up tomorrow early to go to the "Japantag".

Same, once you get in the groove of things you're better off just plowing it all down in one sitting.

Glad to hear it, Tats.

>I'm sipping on some coke right now.
I'm sipping on some Pepsi.

welcome back desu
მოკვლა თავს

It was the breaking of the trust that hurt me the most :(
I played with her for like two months, thought we were friends.

Oh wow thanks, I wanted you to do it with my ohayo though.
How are you doing?

ty fuhrer. and welcome back.

Because I'm focusing on work and stuff.
I got really into Sup Forums and it just wasn't a great use of my free time.. So I was gonna stop. But I decided to say hello since I made it to the weekend.

Hello Shiro, happy to see you as well.

Hello all!

I can't stop people from posting my waifu, especially since I said I wasnt gonna post anymore. How are you leg alien.

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>Roon
>Tier 9
Jesus...
How did you do that? I have no idea of how to use German ships. I have a bajillion turrets that can't fire straight and do nothing at all in terms of damage. My HE is worthless except against DDs and my AP is my only option.
How are those ships supposed to be used? I miss my Jap torpedoes!

>Pepsi
Sometimes you're a real pleb hand-kun.

Nigga wut?

Didn't have enough for the tenders?

Thanks homie

Why you? Lol

Oh God dude if you wanna hear attack attack, I know a place in Vegas

Pretty fine as usual. Thinking in what do for the summer. You, legs?

Big smoke WAS my nigga. Fuck him and rider

Pepsi is superior to coke.

If being a pleb means having good taste in heart wrenching liquid. I'm a fucking giga pleb.

>not abstaining from all beverages and relying only on pure diamond water
I don't think we can be friends any more kyouko

meant to say hi

Rip me

Gon smoke the blunt?

Poor soul

Oh, I'm doing good. Going with my grandpa to a restaurant in about 10 minutes. How was your day?

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German ships are basically shit until tier V

you're back froggy?
>pic
I've actually yet to make a "secret menu" item since I started at McDonalds

Well, you play a lot. And due to the fact that german ships never participated in battles with far range fire like the IJN or USN, you play them carefully angled, and then pack some punches with your superior AP shells in CQB

>Only water
That's too boring.

>Pepsi is superior to coke.
Never.

>tfw most of your coworkers are fat, middleaged, older and more experienced than you
>tfw you have almost no cells and will probably be the last the committee chooses for the position you want
>tfw not permanently signed
Just end me.

They do have good burgers!


Thanks for the gif

Any of Pat the Bunny's bands are good, Micheal Jordan Touchdown Pass, Mischeif Brew, Wil Tun and the Wasters, and Arroyo Deathmatch are all amazing

Did she bark or growl before? Were you crowding her? Were you holding something she wanted? I'm sure she didn't just bite you to bite you


>Pepsi

I thought you lived in the south

Sweet!

Is the smoking age 18? Or is it 21?

Neither is that good. I'd drink water over both any day. Dr. Pepper is the best.

i would rather not tsundere-chan
why not me ? :^)

Typical smoking age is 18

I tried.

Gonna save them and check them out.

Much appreciated.

>Pepsi is superior to coke.

Please get a pommel and end yourself rightly

Thank you so much for this! I'm looking after my friends' dog and she bit me pretty hard. Hurt my index and middle finger but the thumb took the most damage.
What resteraunt are you going to?

I still agree with you though, Coke is better than pepsi, if only for the lower sugar amounts. But it's like saying a shark is less dangerous than a tiger

The only time she ever growled at me was the first time I met her. She's not supposed to chew on socks or shoes but she was doing that so I tried to play with her to distract her from it but she got mad cause she was chewing a sock.
Idk, she keeps coming next to me like she wants me to pet her but I don't look at her. Friend told me that's how you teach her that she did something wrong.
Are you a doggo person?

Oh hi karen. What's up?

Cry 4 u mang

Mcdouble with hot n spicy in between it is glorious dude. You're missing out

youtu.be/d-DDbXh1MYc

This

Didn't ask nicely ',:^)

Will probably be Fuddruckers (US) as my grandpa loves that place. Great burgers, I'm not complaining though.