Any Britfags reporting?

Any Britfags reporting?

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Hampshire fag here

Bedfordshire Britfag reporting!

I'm bored as fuck. I need to get laid or something

Eyyyyy, Surrey here

Whereabouts in surrey? I'm going fucking crazy.

GU10

RG26

Leicestershire fag. Haven't slept in about a week what with the Premier League win.

Like Alton or whatever. Cool, that's like 30 mins from me

Lincolnshire fag reporting in

What are people doing?

Getting ready for work,
You?

Lying in bed doing fuck all.

Freaky

Can you come cover my shift ?

Doing what?

this.

I'm in a rut.

Does being a kiwi living amongst Britbongs count?

BH1 reporting in.

Been on antidepressants for 2 years. Don't enjoy anything anymore.
I got a dozen games I haven't played but I just can't be arsed.

Selling yourself jkjk
I'm a shop manager and literally hate all my staff

of course m8. anglos are natural friends.

I'll let it slide.

I'm guessing there's no femanons here.
>inb4 no girls on internet

Guildford is where it's at.

>Don't enjoy anything anymore.
tell me about it. no drive, don't care about anything. miss deadlines, fuck about.

I'm gonna try and move city. the midlands is too depressing.

Only YOU can drive yourself to be a greater person :)

to busy going out clubbing be railed by alpha males.

Anyone wanna play some vidya or something?

>friday night
>dirty snapchat stories of once sensible now slutty girls

fml

Northumbriafag reporting in

I would but I'm unironically too autistic to speak to anyone who isn't my mum.

Westcountry checking in - Cornishfag.

Kid's asleep, bong's on, cider's poured - what you cunts up to tonight then?

>local newsagents has run out of haribo pinballs

Nobody posting nudes? What's the point?

Mild kek

Nottingham fag

Rad. Living in the paradise that is London currently but planning on spending time in Edinburgh or Manchester soon.

Worth it?

>Kid's asleep
hey oldfag

>cider's poured
hey oldfag

>what you cunts up to tonight then?
hey oldfag

seriously how old must one be to have a fucking kid ???

Leicester fag

>Manchester
good nightlife, reasonable jop porspects, good banter

>Edinburgh
the scots will get on your wick. legendarily mental nights apparently but I just find the scots total cunts overall.

Kids are banging these little sprogs out at age 14 these days. Having a kid doesn't inherently mean you're old.

Oxfordshire

Durham University fag here

From Derby though'

>bow before the glorious ram

Never seen anyone else from Oxfordshire on here.

isn't leicester paki central?

what's the like?

>Derby

ayup, stoke lad here

Leicester is like fucking New Delhi these days mate. Can't walk down a single street without hearing 27 different languages

You a pottery enthusiast mate?

>cultural enrichment

Careful you don't drown in the river. Seems like every few month another dumb cunt dies there

Oh, a thousand apologies, youthful master! I forgot this site is for Bois like you between the ages of 18 and 18 and a half...

In case you're not too bright, which looks likely, that was sarcasm and you can go suck a dogs cunt, you wanker.

Fy1 here bros. Who's smoking tonight?

>apparently

thats like it in every town now lad

Kek

Aye, been four people in the last couple of years I think. Not sure how they manage it to be honest

PO4 Reporting in.

Any Surrey fags wanna drink?

I need to get hooked up. Can't be arsed getting drunk anymore.

true

Does anyone else unironically literally feel like we're living in a really shit time? I wish it meant something to be a man still. All the old towns are dead, no communities. Job's are fucked.

internet abuse (spending too much time on it) has deprived me of an ability to make connections with people and deal with real life problems. I'm sure people here can sympathise.

DERBY UNITE!
Where I'm originally from!

ayyy same here mate

>on the piss since 12 noon
>makes way to next pub
>need to piss bad
>pissbehindawall.jpg
>vault athletically over wall
>drown

anyone goin manchester met?

Leicester boys up the foxes!!!!!!!

Islington here.

I fancy a drink but that's a fair way for a beer.

Whereabouts?

Yep, for years I laughed at my parents for their sedentary lifestyle, but just recently I remember them always having cash to go out, 2 holidays a year, mortgage always payed, lose one job Monday = get new job Tuesday...

I guess they will be having the last laugh, the wily old fuckers.

youtube.com/watch?v=3LGzRXr8yj4

I've drunkenly staggered home along the river many a time and managed to avoid drowning

I bet you were saying the same thing about Chelsea last year, and Man City before that...

lads watch this fucking funny video

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More towards Matlock / Belper kinda area.
But I always say Derby to people, Because it's the nearest big place haha

Dorset fag inbound

Portsmouth reporting in

Where abouts?

Dave "the rave" Cameron reporting in vote ukip ama

ultimate fucking kek

What's up

ooooooh shit close to me mate PO5

PO5

Abingdon fag here, originally a St Helens fag. Anyone nearby?

hey dave

>Abingdon
why do you live in a place I've never heard of?

Same, I had to Google it.

Gu16 here

Hour away ish

Pip, pip cheerio lads.

Bristol anyone ?

PO31 here

Used to work at a place near Abingdon in Milton Park.

Norwich reporting in.

GU15 Reppin' WHUT WHUT

Close to Fratton St?

nah like a 15 minute walk

Wat up man