Waifu claim thread

Waifu claim thread
>Cheeki Breeki edition

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules

Megumin claimed~
youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E

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youtube.com/watch?v=3tSWjrSabIk
youtu.be/fro6je9L5kg
youtube.com/watch?v=61fVT7aiR0A
youtu.be/KDDSHdyISS0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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INSTEAD OF PEACE THE POLICE
JUST WANNA WRECK AND FLEX
ON THE KID
WHAT I DID WAS TRY TO BE THE BEST
AND SO THEY FINGERED THE TRIGGER
FIGURED I WAS A BIGGER NIGGER
AND THEY STARTED TO SEARCH ME
SO I HEADED WEST

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Rory claimed

Best girl claimed!
whatup waifu?

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shiro here
>playing osu! edition

Britfag Maki Claim

Miho claimed

Tats

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kagami claimed!!
>megumin's a pervert edition
ill say it's a great sign!!!

Best German Cv claimed

Any way Greatsword is much slower than others stamina eating weapons
>And Machete have better dmg even with heavy gem

Thank you Kyouko !
>Btw Where are you in ds3 now ?

Thats one of my favorite pictures in my folder!

>Great person
Are you rly call me a grat person ?! Oh my
>Let's get along, shall we~?
I'm already like you !

I hope so !
>We need 3rd administrator on ts3
>Im voted on you !

> bleed weapons
I have only short dagger with bleed status
>35 dmg on it suck

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>claiming best waifu

Mizore claim
>I got a job guyz

I finished the game 3 times already!
I'm replaying it and I'm at the Cathedral of the deep right now.

>Kyouko

where? :o

>konata

Hanako claim, mobile edition. Good morning guys! How are you?

>where's my shipmate?

The one and only Mikasa

Decent, prefer Rei though

Obligatory claim.

congrats dude! wish i could get one

Well that's nice!
I'm sure you'll be cooking much better in no time~
>Drinking some disaronno here

No worries~
>well that's new

I-I'm kind of shy, right now.

CONGRATS!
what you fuck are do?
>is it piloting an Eva?
>because that comes with a hot work uniform
MIKASAAAAAAAAAA
interesting.
>why

>Enju claimed
I hope I die soon

Cook at Ruby Tuesdays
Thanks man, first job outside joining the reserves.
I got the all black uniform, sleek, not sexy.

Akiko still here?

We hard bass now?
youtube.com/watch?v=3tSWjrSabIk

Well then, you'll get better ones that are more suitable for your build later on.

I like you too!
>your wife an absolute cute too

Congrats Mizore!
>also A+ waifu taste fam

Got some Punk IPA
>fruity ale
>also have some lager and red ale to try as per Megumin's request~
I really want to be a good cook, but I'm so lazy...
>I also have been eating a lot of tomatoes like you suggested~

Akiko claimed

Holy shit man Vel'koz is just stupid good in URF and a shit ton of fun
too bad you have to fight shaco,zed and ekko 100% of the time

Im slowly finishing my adult chocolate milk

Gonna go crazy

As far as I'm concerned, you're the pervy one in this ship~
Who doesn't?

I only wanted a hug.

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SeeYeah.

I wanna be looked after her like the way she does to Eren

Cutie~

i am??? b-but im not pervy!!!!

Nice, cook, cashier?
:( (toast looks good)

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>says shy
>no pants
>shy
>pantsless
Froglovich!
do you believe in Trump too?

Gonna rail that ass

I-I can do that. I think.
>hugs

I-Is it better now?

Hello.
>I could ask the same question

i heard someone was looking for me

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Yeah, sure.

It doesn't matter who you face if you're garbage, akibro
How's your day been? One friend went to sleep and the other is playing mount and blade.

Thank you hand bro

>pic

Y-Yes

Thanks m8
Cook, working fryer side after I finish my training.

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>literal cuck

I dispute that claim

Ooh, I was!

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I've been watching you, bacon~

You're welcome.

Legs.

>I'm not pervy
>got into the brotherhood of pervs
>I'm not pervy
>has stolen panties
>I'm not pervy
>has a pool filled with panties
>I'm not pevy

nice, I switch from grill, fryer and food prep, I work at mcdonald's. So youve started already?

Hand :(

Get out of cooking as soon as you can
>been a cook for 10 years. Not worth it beyond the skills and mindset

>dubs and I take that second shot of my single malt

She came down the stairs holding back her long yellow hair
And her cheeks were as red as a rose
As a rose...................
And her cheeks were as red as a rose

Don't look at it, you'll damage your vision.

w-what??! what do you mean???

Oh my ... sou you probably have a badass weapons
>3 times , thats immpresive

Hello hando kun ! How you doing ?

If u dont want too , i wont force you
>Anyway we miss you

I hope so !
youtu.be/fro6je9L5kg

>your wife an absolute cute too
Im so glad i have new waifu claimer buddy !
>I need to say that your waifu is rly sexy

Well she went up to her room where she sang her faithful tune

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>Whats wrong with a girl taking care of ya?

I was doing fine, now I'm just sort of disappointed.

How are you?

Well I'm goin where those chilly winds don`t blow

I'm really no good at this.

Sorry Miho.

Yeah, today was my first on the job training day.
I love cooking, I did catering back in highschool, maybe I'll dislike this, but I when I lose myself making food I get all zoned out, it's nice, but yeah I am using this job as a stepping stone. Hopefully.
>Dubs take another shot for me.

>It doesn't matter who you face if you're garbage
kek, true but that swings both ways
My day has been hectic, I'm glad I can settle down and play some games now. I got my heart rate down to acceptable levels too, so that's nice. Are you over at your friends or were you just playing online?

t-that wasn't just me!!! i mean....i helped, but it wasn't all me!!!

Well I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Rain and snow, run me out in the cold rain and snow

Noooooo, I aborted, why did this post!

I think I know the thing that causes your things.

here is your shipmate

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I wish I had more kinds of beer to taste here.
>Red ale is nice
That's not a problem, many recipes needs time to be done properly~
>they're specified for summer!~

I didn't say that, it's just new to hear that.
>I miss ts3 too

work is fun when things are busy imo, it's fun (as fun as making food goes) and time flys, the worst part of work is when things are slow imo

im here hi :>

she may even feel it!
does he have your vote?
>i swear to God I'm not trump
I meant why you prefer Rei >.<
but damn normally it takes a couple more posts before people dump out their purse like that
>i understand completely with this
sleek is sexy girl! you own that greasy hunk of heavy cloth
>btw never wash anything you wore while working the fryer with other clothing you dont want to have a thin film of grease
wtf?
my shipmate can cook?
also get drunk with me!

If I could give a good example of it.

It's like having a kid who's on the football team and is a grade A student. But one day he gets in a car crash and is just mentally retarded.

That kind of disappointment.

Thanks for the tip!
>No homo

if dubs im gonna say fuck it and chug the rest of my chocolate milk

>Tsuyu

>here's yours

I went down the spiral until I had reached the last room of the pit, which was full of passed out Russians, necrosis inducing narcotics and a few gopniks guarding the door.
They let me through per my request to find out what caused all the ruckus, I was soon to be greeted by a very small slav in the corner of the room squatting per his natural God given physical abilities.
I decided to ask him the only question which mattered; "What is up with you slavs and hard bass?"
He smiled and pointed me to come closer to whisper those bewildering words, which still haunt me to this day.
"A nuu, cheeki breeki iv damke."

>Narkotik Kal
My man.
youtube.com/watch?v=61fVT7aiR0A

Do yall niggaz even Husbaifu?

Been at my friends for the past week after I finished my exam, I've never been so comfortable with people since I left saudi arabia. They all browse Sup Forums and one even asks about the waifu thread. They're all pretty cool. Introduced them to heroes of the storm and overwatch. These are the same friends I'm moving in with.
Just playing Armello and listening to serj. What were you doing all day?

The job eventually just gets soulless if you stay in one place for too long. Everything just becomes a routine and you feel no satisfaction.
>happened at the last place where I was a casual and doing the work of three people while conatantly shitposting on Sup Forums.
>fucking Pakis, not wanting to help other sections
Yes, I can cook. Give me ingredients and gas cookware and Ill make it amazing. Can make do with electric but its not the same.
>even heat distribution is far superior to convenience

anime?

>disappointed.
Someting happens ?
>How are you?
Well fine , allmost fall a sleep here for a moment

We need someone neutral on ts3
and you just fit perfectly

Are you from russia ?
youtu.be/KDDSHdyISS0

Ohhh ok, well its probably her innocence we got at the beginning of Evangelion, and I found that pretty cute

My favorite

>you rolled your own dubs~

>Same
Although I like to keep my Maki pure out of respect.

Oh really? Oh well.
>Had steak, potato wedges, lettuce, tomato, cucumber and fried egg whites
>I guess it was healthy

Pico of boku no pico

You are the lewdest user of us all

>you're so damn cuddly it should be a crime

How've you been?

CHUG CHUG CHUG

H-hand... ;_;
That hurt...

>love you qt

Yeah I worked 8 hours, only felt like 3-4
Sorry to hear that man, the people I work with seem really cool so that will probably help if it ever starts to feel draining.