Waifu thread

Waifu thread
>minimal e/rp
>no empty claims
>always drink enough water

QOTT:
What is /waifu/ listening to?

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youtu.be/LhIS4FdS7co
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youtu.be/qIHSr36vOw4
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youtu.be/hv13U4VewFo?t=294
youtube.com/watch?v=zGTkAVsrfg8
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youtube.com/watch?v=JW0yynlDmqQ

Ruri.

Currently FF9 music.

Rory claimed

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Britfag Maki Claim.
Drunk alcohol testing edition.

non empty claim here

Miho claimed

Megumin claimed~

youtube.com/watch?v=gYG8b3TbBeE

kagami claimed
>megumin is a the cutest edition!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=IOOUCoGAnHk

Akiko claimed

>tfw you find new art of your waifu and it's not shit

So addicting like drugs, but there's no drugs in me :)
youtube.com/watch?v=hIR1KfKXH6s

madomado

never too early to start getting rickety rickety rekt!
GET SCHWIFTY!
your new place for escaping life/responsibilities will be that freezer.
>hide wisely
well i'm drinking malibu mixed with various juices
>i call it a frooty pirate
dude that sounds amazing!
what did you serve it with?
>foodboner
>no empty claims
eh w/e i dont really care

Best German CV Claimed
youtu.be/LhIS4FdS7co


>Sexy Sakura pic
Hymm only disappointed ? its sounds more seriously

Nahh , nazi ships cant be cute
Thats one is awesome !

youtube.com/watch?v=EeudTNEHwRc
youtu.be/qIHSr36vOw4
thats enought ?

Good to see you too !
>I didnt see you for a while in telegram

>You look very popular right now holy.
Nahh its only for this moment

Glad to see ya here anyway

Good to hear that
>Do you also like slavic mythology ?

I know you love this german "high caliber ammo racks" in my waifu

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Obligatory claim.

Put those bad boys in the dryer, baby.

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Mizore claimed
>Feels thread hitting hard right now.

My cat purring

Oh i rarely use that telegram chat.
It's mostly meme spamming and i'm more interested in conversation.
You Feeling GREAT TODAY!?

Who is piss guzzler???

Bitch please.

I'm here.

>always watching
>no one steals my ship

Can't link it right now. It's called Robots Can't Drink by e-dubble

Sorry, I didn't see that.

nice
what's wrong? :(

youtube.com/watch?v=lH-nvn5NBqE

Ayy, I didn't miss you this time. Hello there.

>Best idol claimed

I love exercise routines because the are self-imposed, that's the best thing.
You should get some relax from time to time, you deserve it! How was work? Busy?

Hotaru if you still here, my skypes all screwed up

Not that serious, just a usual pass time I'm probably going to give up.

That pic is fucking awesome

>Emi

>tfw kagami isn't on there

Heyo! What's up my man?
>you've been trying to catch me?
>I've been lurking when you were her as to not confuse /waifu/
>what's good?

Nothing wrong, just sad things making me sad.

>trigger warning
>smelly emo
>nerdy plotdevice
>teasing alien ice queen bitch
no problem

>ungrateful violent bitch that hangs toilet paper the wrong way around
she just has to learn how hang tp

>incompetent grade-a retard
that's where i'm aiming

>fat neckbeard in loli body
jackpot!

also having only sakaki from azumanga? where's tomo or kaori?
and only yuuko from nichijou? I'd like me some mio, mai, nano

Not eating last night was a mistake.

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Remember
>only good boys get duck fat
And still waiting on dubs to take shots.
>Need to roll for it guys

>I've been lurking for a while now

will always have desserts at home, and she is so damn cute

I'm starting to sober up
Time to drink again~
>but before that, I have to poop

Nugget shit taste.

That's what most everyone does these days, kek.

Always something to do in a kitchen.

Great people like yourself help me to relax after work. Thank you.

Tsundere-chan found a ship?
hmmm
>rattle
what up shizuru?

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Anomaly's out for today.
youtu.be/hv13U4VewFo?t=294
Stay strong and remember to slay massive sea serpents with bare hands.

I am not really familiar with that.

Kyouko.
Good to see you again.
How have you been, bud?

Ah, saludos.
>I'll take the first step this one time.

>unnecessary

It seems that way.

Long enough to know you need a weapon here. That's good.

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You work in a kitchen? That is really cool! I wish I knew how to cook...

Helping you relax is the least I could do, you are always so kind and cute!

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I'm tired as shit, going to sleep early
>tfw early means 2 am now?

Goodnight everyone

>I swear Ima murder this moogle if they fucking keep on doing that shit to save every damn time

Pretty good, trying to restore my normal sleeping routine didn't work the other day, sadly.

What about you?

>Rattle rattle
Nothing really.
Just woke up. Kind of hungry

Well, not so much lurk. Just hang out on TG/TS.
>Smug hands

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Akiko.

>Shiro

Yes i know , we use too many memes in telegram but we also talking !
>You Feeling GREAT TODAY!?
Great ? Nahh
>To be honest im sick , little cold nothing serious

How about you ?

>That a nice pic

By give up you mean going to sleep ?

>tfw two Maki claimers meet in thread

Nice video mate

Gute Nacht ! Sleep well !

You?

>TS
Im the only one in TS

Not much bro, a little sick but it's all good. How about you?

>you've been trying to catch me?
Kek, in a non threatening way yes. No need to lurk man, there were two Shinoa's and we could tell them apart, besides you seem pretty chill. It'd be nice talking to ya.

youtube.com/watch?v=zGTkAVsrfg8

No shit for me nigga

>you mean going to sleep ?
No, I hardly sleep anymore anyway.

For now.
>TG

TG/TS?

I guess.

>Noti...
fug
>Hola Ruri, ¿qué tal todo?

Telegram and Team Speak, beautiful.

I hope so man, would be nice

Vielen dank

I may get on that shit cause I'm bored. What's the address?

Can I add ya on telegram?

I think your in another group then me.

thats your second dubs since you started tho
>rolling
also you served lamb with duck fat in the sauce?
its okay there will just have to be more bread baked lol
how is life in the giant breasted world?
Kyouko
Ruri
DUBS
also is it because you dont eat that you are rattling?
>genuinely concercerned


who else /sleepy/?

HA

You think far too much of me.
No i am nothing. I am a lowly dish washer.
But now that i think of it i'm not really sure if you have a job. What do you do with your life?

GREAT
Friendly anons like you are here. How could i feel anything less?
Sorry you are ill. You'll get well soon i'm sure.

WHO IS PISS GUZZLER D:

I've never used either.

My grandma made noodle spaghetti ^-^

There's a reason a good bit of us went over to telegram.

waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl

omg add me!
>QueekAsuka
I love new friends!!
>OEWW friends!

Red.
I still need to play Transistor, thanks for reminding me everytime.

Heyo.

Sounds good!

Wtf is OEWW

Yeah, sure.
@handkun

Might not be up for long though depending.

Hm, no. We're in the same one.

Yeah, I know. Was more of just a jab at those who do, kek.

You're fine, how's your day going, beautiful?

Not really in the mood for excuses.

It's alright.
>I'm sleepy

>love you

Nope. I rattle because i haven't gotten enough
d̶̵̛̞̲̤̹̘e͏̮̖͙͍̹̥̦̪̱̯͖̠̜͔͚͡ͅl̢͙̻̤̲͈̲̯̙͢i̶̡̲̹͕͖̙̫͕̗̩͔̘͇̫̬̖̳͕̕͞͠ͅc̶͇͈̰̘̹ͅi̞̼̱̮͚̩͕̯̟͖͓͔̯͜͠ó̴̢̻̥̝͈͎̲̙̤̙̯͍͠ͅͅų̶̡̢̳̘̭̫̠̤̗̤͕̝̥̤ś̡̡͖̘͇̙̞̼͙̖̖̭̞̠̣̼ ̸̻̗͖̺̭̰̕h̴̛̖͙̺̮ù̡̹͔̠͈͉͍̬̜̞̥̳͡m̨̨̫̪̬̱̻͕͍̹̕͜ͅͅa͏̶̨̧̢͍̗̮͕̥̬̳̭̰̠̦̝̣̼̩͍̯̭ͅń̙̫͕͚̘̹̝̠̕͟͝ ̢͈̝̭̱̝͚̼̫̠͓̮̠̀f̶̵̤̬̹̟̮̹͙̩͕̪͍̗͖͖̀͘͠ͅl̡͝҉͈̻̼̮͡͠ͅḛ̵̡͍̮̟͍̱̤̻͚̰̟͎̳̱̬̹̻́ͅs̢̡̟͇̮̜̝͖̳̫̻͇̝̣̀͠h̶̛̝̤̗̖̞͈̖̪̩͔̬̼̩́ͅ

W̛̗̺͉̫͜͢á҉̬̪̮̰̟̭̼͞ͅͅń̪̰̘͇̼̫̲͉͎̼̗͈̟͚͟͢͞ͅt̨͎͇͇̹̲̹̖͕̱̹͚̼̱̖͔̪͠ ̢̮̙̗̜̬̱̞͕̯̺̯̞̘̬̝̲̪̗̀́͝͝t̨̛͏̻̠͚̜̝͙̀o̡̰̯͇̠̱̱̣̩̗̩̙͚͘͢ ̳̺͉͔̠͙̘̤͖͖̪̀͘͠ḍ̡̬̣̻̠͙̗̩͙̝͓̀͟͝o̢̧̮̥̼͍̖̜͈̳͎̼̙̪̫̮̰̹͜n̴̛͖̝͉̦̬͍͕̖̝̳̹̯̻̘̜̲̫̤͢͟à̷̜̦̲͎̘̬t̡̬̮̻̜̙̘͓͢è̶҉̶̴̯͈͎̖͚̪̰̪͈͈̩̠͇̬̺̮̘ͅ ͘̕͜҉̼̬͚̹̜͇̗̯̖̝̼̘̗̹̼͟s̸̨͇̳͙̤̹̜̟o͞͏̵̥̘̘͇͚ḿ̛̹̲̟͓͎̻̟͇̯̠̞͚͢ͅͅe̵̗̞̱̩̣͚͕̤̜̙̩͜ͅ?҉͏̙͎̻̤̥͖̖͢

I have.
>third shot it is
Though not to my family. We didnt have the duck fat.
>I meant it as only good boys get lube in the kitchen

>excuses
Excuses for what? Nobody has any obligation to be here or not.

Do you also do a lot of 1 on 1 messages to anons?

That's unfortunate, but please, do not give up.
Try it again if you've got the chance.
I'm sure it'll be worth it.

>What about you?
I've been alright, I'm used to work with less than an hour of sleep on a daily basis, but I'd be lying if I said it does not have any negative effects.

I've been throwing up almost everything I eat for a while now.
I'm sure I'll get better, though. No worries.

>Not even fastest waifu on legs
You have a long road to walk, do not give up.

>Que tál, Emi. Todo ha estado bien, además del asunto de mis problemas digestivos. Incluso he recuperado algo de sueño ultimamente.

¿Qué hay de tí?

I'm sure it's a great reason.

Heyo.

Just popping my head in to say hey. I can't stay, though.

Right now, pretty fucking good. Made myself a nice steak dinner now drunk as a skunk. Can't complain.

>Nobody has any obligation to be here or not.

Heh, I never said so. Excuses are excuses though.

Pretty bad, to be honest.

>Currently FF9 music.
Noice, Nobuo himself said FF9 had his best soundtrack.

How about Ice chips?
>We all have skeletons inside us
>Rattle rattle

Again. Excuses for what exactly?

>Try it again if you've got the chance.
I will, hopefully next time is the good one.

>I've been throwing up almost everything I eat for a while now.
Sounds pretty bad to live with, hopefully you manage to solve your lack of sleep aswell, not healthy at all.

Yayoi Kise also known as Glitter Peace

As much as I love drama, I don't have the energy to go in depth over it. Again.

Taking responsibility wouldn't kill some of you though.

Wow Yuuko
>you improved my mood with this post

>You'll get well soon i'm sure.
Well its allmost nothing but it disturb me

>Red allways watching us

Im off , thanks for talking
Good Night and sleep well !

Nah. i've got some ice already. Except it's f̸̨̖̦̫̣̮̟̰͈͔̯̳̺̹̀ŗ̛̮̗͕͖͔ò̧̙̰̟̠̝̳̫̟̣̰̙̲̜̖͎̬̳͍̤̕ź̛͎̠̺̦̜̲̱͈͕̲̰̝͜͝e͜͏͏̭̙̹̼̻̞̘̹̕͡n̲͖̫̪̖̱̝͎͓͍̹̪͕̕͜͝ͅ ̵̧͏̲̻͙͙̲͔̬̺̙̖b҉̷̸̛̖̜͕̱͔͇̖͈̹̺̞͖̗̤͓̹͠ͅͅĺ̠̝͈̳̪̝̝͔̱͔͙͈̻͓̟o̷̢̮̻̭͙̼̞̜̱̱̘͚̼͔͇̤̠͖͞o̵͈̮̹̼̞̘̜͕̖̘̩̯͓̣̤̕͢͢ͅd̴҉͖̫̻̱͖̦̦͚. Does that still count?

Responsibility for what? I don't know what you're getting at here.

Also it's worth noting - You're in the telegram group.