I killed my wife's car today. He had been having seizures for the last few weeks and she wouldn't take him and get him out down so I threw a thick towel over him and suffocated him. I didn't get any joy out of it but it had to happen.
She doesn't know I did it. I left him in his little cat bed for her to find and acted all surprised when she found him.
I just needed to be able to say this once. Get it out there and then lock it away, never to be spoken of again.
AMA, I guess? After this thread dies I'll never again confess to killing that cat.
If you killed her car then why did you post a pic of a cat?
Matthew Thompson
Because I don't know how to type. Definitely talking about a dead cat, here.
Nathaniel Morgan
b8, google image search that shit, its everywhere
Matthew Cox
How can a car have seizures?
Kayden Bell
Time stamp pic or fake and gay
Logan Wright
And not for a second did it come to your head to record it and put it on livestream?
William Campbell
can someone PLEASE make a drawing of a car having seizures? I think the cat in OP is a ruse and he really means her car
Jaxson Sullivan
Bullfuckingshit
Anybody who'd strangle his wife's cat would be man enough to tell his wife why he did it.
Unless you did it and it wasn't a mercy killing. ALSO PROVE IT PICS OR GTFO
Charles Rodriguez
My friends car tried to finger me in the back of my mom.
Elijah Rogers
I hope you die. Even though this is fake n gay. I still hope you die.
Carson Robinson
How old was the cat
Cooper Ramirez
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Sebastian Ortiz
Well, duh. I googled dead cat and used one of the first results. I didn't take any pictures of him. I guess I could take a picture of his grave. Buried him in the backyard already.
Not enough oxygen getting to the engine.
Not really much to see... he had a towel over him.
Blake Stewart
oh my god they have seizure drugs for cats you idiot.
she deserves to know you murdered a family member.
Owen King
pics of the cat? how do you feel about killing it? sad?
Nope. I wanted him put down. He has other health problems and was having trouble using the letterbox. His quality of life was pretty shit.
Wife just refused to accept it.
Adam Jenkins
Your a dick for doing it but he/she was pretty old I guess you saved yourself the bills shoulda 'accidentally' ran him over
Jonathan Sullivan
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Isaac Foster
It didn't hit me how sad I was till I started digging his grave. I guess I kinda numbed myself to it to get it over with.
Evan Bailey
Timestamp if you're op or gtfo
Jason Williams
.....at least you have a conscience.
Benjamin Reyes
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Kayden Cruz
>shoulda 'accidentally' ran him over
Nah. Then it would have been "my fault". My hands are "clean" this way.
Christopher Young
Don't be a pussy. Once I went with my cousin to kill a chicken with a meat fork (a long one), by stabbing it multiple times. The chicken screamed (sic!) so loudly and unnaturally like anything I ever heard (and that wasent first killed animal by us) and we did it just for fun and you care about some shitty cat? Gf will cry a bit and forget about it.
Landon Jones
I said I didn't get any joy out of doing it. I'm not a monster.
Anthony Scott
Pray she doesn't find out...good luck
Kevin Sanchez
Only pussified faggots think they're cool killing small animals.
degenerate
Henry Baker
Aww. I get my own meme!
Wyatt Lopez
You're fine. It was just a cat. People act like pets are people. They're animals just like the ones we eat, except we invest int hem and personify them. You did what you had to do. Anyone who wastes money on animal surgery (or really any other pet expenses) is ridiculous. Anyone who gets bent out of shape about this is out of touch with reality.
Justin Long
But we are, we would enjoy at least watching it
Colton Taylor
Ooh, tough guy stabbed a herbivore bird..
John Torres
ttttttttt
;_;#
Kevin Perez
What a way to start Caturday off.
Nathaniel Carter
Yeah. That's pretty much my attitude about it. I did what needed to be done.
Nathan Sanders
TY
Nathan Brown
OP Listen, its ok, just take it to the local shop and tell them you need it fixed. then come back in an hour or two.. it should have a new color and it should run like new
tits for attention
Luis Diaz
I was honestly worried he was gonna scratch my arms up and there'd be "evidence" cause one of his legs got out from under the towel and almost hooked me with his claws.
Missed me!
Kayden Roberts
Well it's easy to get a chicken unnoticed, but won't work with a cow or a pig. And we didn't do it to be cool (hardly anyone ever get to know about this), we just did it for fun. Anyway we were living in a farm in easter Europe and that's far from the sickest thing I saw being done to an animal.
Mason Brooks
now try it on your wife
Mason Mitchell
RIP in piece, seizure car.
Henry James
You killed. And then you lied about it. Because you know what you did was not right, nor justified. You are now worthless, to your friends and family, forever.
Cameron Morales
it worked, nice tits
Bentley Bennett
You are now worthless, to your friends and family, forever.
Only if they find out.
Ethan Murphy
Reminds me of the time I strangled my wifes cat and accidentally killed it.
Ended up having to pay a vet 1000+ dolla to find out what was wrong. Sucked losing all that money.
Hated that cat,
Hunter Martinez
OP I'm with you. You done the right thing and you shouldn't tell your wife. That will make you fell better and her feel like shit and that's selfish.
Ryder Cruz
i came within moments of shooting my dog in the head. shit is not nice.
ultimately is the wifes fault for caring more about her own feelings than the cats
Nolan Phillips
Thing is I don't really feel "bad" about it. I'd say I'm sad that he had to die. Whether I did it with my own hands or took him to a vet to get put down, it's sad. I feel like I did what needed to be done.
Kayden Wilson
what the fuck was the cat doing still manually posting letters? no wonder why you had to put it out of its misery.
Mason Green
How long did it take, OP?
Did the cat struggle?
Did it make a sound?
Why ddin't you livestream it for Sup Forums?
Blake Nelson
Exactly! Snail mail is SUFFERING.
My phone likes to second guess what I'm trying to say, even when I type it correctly.
Josiah Parker
You do feel sad and you do feel bad and you're having second thoughts otherwise you won't be in here but thrust me, it will pass in a few weeks.
William Martinez
came here to post these questions
Oliver Brooks
>How long did it take, OP? Felt like forever. Maybe a few minutes? I didn't look at the clock before or after. >Did the cat struggle? A bit. He had been having seizures lately so he wasn't exactly in great shape. >Did it make a sound? I'm sure he would have if I let him breath. >Why ddin't you livestream it for Sup Forums? That would have been evidence.
Noah Roberts
OP is a huge faggot
Caleb James
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Charles Wright
you are scum.
Zachary Cruz
OP did you hold his body down with one hand and keep the towel over his head with the other? How exactly did you do it?
Was it wierd feeling a cat that you petted a million times squirming under your hands because you were killing it ?
Honestly you did the right thing. My friend watched his dog get put to sleep and it was hardly painless.
Landon Perez
Insectivore.
Leo Lopez
Insectivore. All birds eat bugs.
Christopher Mitchell
>How exactly did you do it? One hand around his nose and mouth, the other around his throat. Forearms pressing down on his body.
It felt... like nothing at all. It didn't really hit me till I was burying him. I've always been able to just kind of "turn off" emotions for a while.
Jonathan Wood
May he rest in piece >t
Nathan Collins
Pics and timestamp
Andrew James
Was it a pinto?
Christian Green
No. It is the silence that condemns you. You will know the truth, and every day your evil shall create another link in the chain that will drag you under when it comes time for judgement. There will be no forgiveness at that point.
Easton Price
Rest in Pepperoni
Caleb Davis
That sounded like a quote from a shitty movie
Ayden Miller
Mmnope. Like I said, it needed to be put down. I did the right thing. I didn't kill it for fun, I was putting it out of its misery.
Cameron Ramirez
You killed any other animals, OP?
Luke Turner
You're starting to sound like you're trying to convince yourself more than someone else. The more you think about this the more your doubts will grow. Find yourself something to distract you for a few weeks.
Sebastian Moore
No no no. I just don't want my thread to die. I'm hoping that guy keeps trying to convince me I should feel guilty.
I will feed trolls to keep my thread alive.
Austin Rivera
Couple squirrels and rabbits with a pellet gun protecting my grandma's garden as a kid.
She had me drape them over the bottom rail of the fence for the coyotes to take, after I pulled the pellets out of em with a knife and a magnet.
Kayden Bailey
Ok, so tell us something about that cat when he was alive. For what your gf loved him?
Caleb Rodriguez
>I just don't want my thread to die.
If only you had thought the same about the car.
Dylan Hall
my life's a shitty movie
Brody Hughes
based grandma
Ryan Price
you chose this future
Tyler Baker
Same thing everyone that loves cats loves them for. Soft, warm, purr, cute, blah blah blah. Don't get me wrong, I liked him too, just not as much as she did.
Oliver Taylor
FUCKING KEK, JESUS CHRIST
Justin Bennett
Yeah, she was pretty awesome. She grew up on a farm with a variety of livestock. Taught me how to butcher whole chickens and big sections of beef/pork/lamb.
Jacob James
Poor kitty, as long as you truly did it to help him, you did nothing wrong
Cameron Howard
More details pls. Every cat lover I know loved his/her cat for some "special things" that made him different from other cats. (My ex gf's cat loved cucumbers and some other loved to bath). Shit like that.
Ayden Gutierrez
no shit? wow you have to have a strong stomach for that .
Shooting it would have been better, but of course that wasn't an option, so you did what you had to do. IF you think of it as animal management or whatever then it's just all in a days work. The cat was dying and about to check out.
Bentley Murphy
i had to kill a baby chicken the other daybecause it hatched malformed. just stuck some strong painkillers in its water and let it sleep mercy killing doesnt bother me
Connor Johnson
I just asked her. She said he had the LOUDEST purr and it's true, he did. When he got that purrbox revved up, you could hear it from the next room.
And he wouldn't waste time getting comfortable and turning around before sitting your lap. He would jump up and sit right down, even if it was some weird or awkward position, he didn't care. Just plop down like "Fuck it" and start purring as loud as he could.
Adrian Thomas
>purring too loudly Well at least we know the real reason you strangled it.
Cooper Watson
Personally I would have just shot the thing and told the wife what I did, maybe make the couch comfortable... but you do you.
Jackson Lopez
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Christian Edwards
Dont you have any pic of the cat?
Gabriel Foster
Time is Over. The thread is dead. Good luck never confessing the kill again. :D The eternal silence waits you.
Charles Flores
If it's quality of life was poor, then you did the right thing.
Unpleasant way to die that being said, but there are far worse ways I suppose.
How long did it take?
Angel Young
Omg you must be so strong and brave in order to kill a fucking chicken. Kys you pathetic waste of oxygen
Luke Hernandez
>City dweller detected
>Meat? Where how does it work?
Grayson Richardson
I'm sure if his child has epilepsy, instead of treating, he will justify murder because it's quality of life was poor.
Nolan Edwards
>revved up So it was a car after all.
Kayden Kelly
It wasn't meant to make me look strong or brave. IT WAS FOR FUN you fucktard.