I killed my wife's car today...

I killed my wife's car today. He had been having seizures for the last few weeks and she wouldn't take him and get him out down so I threw a thick towel over him and suffocated him. I didn't get any joy out of it but it had to happen.

She doesn't know I did it. I left him in his little cat bed for her to find and acted all surprised when she found him.

I just needed to be able to say this once. Get it out there and then lock it away, never to be spoken of again.

AMA, I guess? After this thread dies I'll never again confess to killing that cat.

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If you killed her car then why did you post a pic of a cat?

Because I don't know how to type. Definitely talking about a dead cat, here.

b8, google image search that shit, its everywhere

How can a car have seizures?

Time stamp pic or fake and gay

And not for a second did it come to your head to record it and put it on livestream?

can someone PLEASE make a drawing of a car having seizures? I think the cat in OP is a ruse and he really means her car

Bullfuckingshit


Anybody who'd strangle his wife's cat would be man enough to tell his wife why he did it.


Unless you did it and it wasn't a mercy killing. ALSO PROVE IT PICS OR GTFO

My friends car tried to finger me in the back of my mom.

I hope you die. Even though this is fake n gay. I still hope you die.

How old was the cat

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Well, duh. I googled dead cat and used one of the first results. I didn't take any pictures of him. I guess I could take a picture of his grave. Buried him in the backyard already.

Not enough oxygen getting to the engine.

Not really much to see... he had a towel over him.

oh my god they have seizure drugs for cats you idiot.

she deserves to know you murdered a family member.

pics of the cat? how do you feel about killing it? sad?

15-ish years.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3WLOccckJ5o#t=161

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Nope. I wanted him put down. He has other health problems and was having trouble using the letterbox. His quality of life was pretty shit.

Wife just refused to accept it.

Your a dick for doing it but he/she was pretty old I guess you saved yourself the bills shoulda 'accidentally' ran him over

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It didn't hit me how sad I was till I started digging his grave. I guess I kinda numbed myself to it to get it over with.

Timestamp if you're op or gtfo

.....at least you have a conscience.

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>shoulda 'accidentally' ran him over

Nah. Then it would have been "my fault". My hands are "clean" this way.

Don't be a pussy. Once I went with my cousin to kill a chicken with a meat fork (a long one), by stabbing it multiple times. The chicken screamed (sic!) so loudly and unnaturally like anything I ever heard (and that wasent first killed animal by us) and we did it just for fun and you care about some shitty cat? Gf will cry a bit and forget about it.

I said I didn't get any joy out of doing it. I'm not a monster.

Pray she doesn't find out...good luck

Only pussified faggots think they're cool killing small animals.

degenerate

Aww. I get my own meme!

You're fine. It was just a cat. People act like pets are people. They're animals just like the ones we eat, except we invest int hem and personify them. You did what you had to do. Anyone who wastes money on animal surgery (or really any other pet expenses) is ridiculous. Anyone who gets bent out of shape about this is out of touch with reality.

But we are, we would enjoy at least watching it

Ooh, tough guy stabbed a herbivore bird..

ttttttttt

;_;#

What a way to start Caturday off.

Yeah. That's pretty much my attitude about it. I did what needed to be done.

TY

OP Listen, its ok, just take it to the local shop and tell them you need it fixed. then come back in an hour or two.. it should have a new color and it should run like new

tits for attention

I was honestly worried he was gonna scratch my arms up and there'd be "evidence" cause one of his legs got out from under the towel and almost hooked me with his claws.

Missed me!

Well it's easy to get a chicken unnoticed, but won't work with a cow or a pig. And we didn't do it to be cool (hardly anyone ever get to know about this), we just did it for fun. Anyway we were living in a farm in easter Europe and that's far from the sickest thing I saw being done to an animal.

now try it on your wife

RIP in piece, seizure car.

You killed. And then you lied about it. Because you know what you did was not right, nor justified. You are now worthless, to your friends and family, forever.

it worked, nice tits

You are now worthless, to your friends and family, forever.

Only if they find out.

Reminds me of the time I strangled my wifes cat and accidentally killed it.

Ended up having to pay a vet 1000+ dolla to find out what was wrong. Sucked losing all that money.

Hated that cat,

OP I'm with you. You done the right thing and you shouldn't tell your wife. That will make you fell better and her feel like shit and that's selfish.

i came within moments of shooting my dog in the head. shit is not nice.

ultimately is the wifes fault for caring more about her own feelings than the cats

Thing is I don't really feel "bad" about it. I'd say I'm sad that he had to die. Whether I did it with my own hands or took him to a vet to get put down, it's sad. I feel like I did what needed to be done.

what the fuck was the cat doing still manually posting letters? no wonder why you had to put it out of its misery.

How long did it take, OP?

Did the cat struggle?

Did it make a sound?

Why ddin't you livestream it for Sup Forums?

Exactly! Snail mail is SUFFERING.

My phone likes to second guess what I'm trying to say, even when I type it correctly.

You do feel sad and you do feel bad and you're having second thoughts otherwise you won't be in here but thrust me, it will pass in a few weeks.

came here to post these questions

>How long did it take, OP?
Felt like forever. Maybe a few minutes? I didn't look at the clock before or after.
>Did the cat struggle?
A bit. He had been having seizures lately so he wasn't exactly in great shape.
>Did it make a sound?
I'm sure he would have if I let him breath.
>Why ddin't you livestream it for Sup Forums?
That would have been evidence.

OP is a huge faggot

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you are scum.

OP did you hold his body down with one hand and keep the towel over his head with the other? How exactly did you do it?

Was it wierd feeling a cat that you petted a million times squirming under your hands because you were killing it ?

Honestly you did the right thing. My friend watched his dog get put to sleep and it was hardly painless.

Insectivore.

Insectivore. All birds eat bugs.

>How exactly did you do it?
One hand around his nose and mouth, the other around his throat. Forearms pressing down on his body.

It felt... like nothing at all. It didn't really hit me till I was burying him. I've always been able to just kind of "turn off" emotions for a while.

May he rest in piece
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Pics and timestamp

Was it a pinto?

No. It is the silence that condemns you. You will know the truth, and every day your evil shall create another link in the chain that will drag you under when it comes time for judgement. There will be no forgiveness at that point.

Rest in Pepperoni

That sounded like a quote from a shitty movie

Mmnope. Like I said, it needed to be put down. I did the right thing. I didn't kill it for fun, I was putting it out of its misery.

You killed any other animals, OP?

You're starting to sound like you're trying to convince yourself more than someone else. The more you think about this the more your doubts will grow. Find yourself something to distract you for a few weeks.

No no no. I just don't want my thread to die. I'm hoping that guy keeps trying to convince me I should feel guilty.

I will feed trolls to keep my thread alive.

Couple squirrels and rabbits with a pellet gun protecting my grandma's garden as a kid.

She had me drape them over the bottom rail of the fence for the coyotes to take, after I pulled the pellets out of em with a knife and a magnet.

Ok, so tell us something about that cat when he was alive. For what your gf loved him?

>I just don't want my thread to die.

If only you had thought the same about the car.

my life's a shitty movie

based grandma

you chose this future

Same thing everyone that loves cats loves them for. Soft, warm, purr, cute, blah blah blah. Don't get me wrong, I liked him too, just not as much as she did.

FUCKING KEK, JESUS CHRIST

Yeah, she was pretty awesome. She grew up on a farm with a variety of livestock. Taught me how to butcher whole chickens and big sections of beef/pork/lamb.

Poor kitty, as long as you truly did it to help him, you did nothing wrong

More details pls. Every cat lover I know loved his/her cat for some "special things" that made him different from other cats. (My ex gf's cat loved cucumbers and some other loved to bath). Shit like that.

no shit? wow you have to have a strong stomach for that .

Shooting it would have been better, but of course that wasn't an option, so you did what you had to do. IF you think of it as animal management or whatever then it's just all in a days work. The cat was dying and about to check out.

i had to kill a baby chicken the other daybecause it hatched malformed. just stuck some strong painkillers in its water and let it sleep
mercy killing doesnt bother me

I just asked her. She said he had the LOUDEST purr and it's true, he did. When he got that purrbox revved up, you could hear it from the next room.

And he wouldn't waste time getting comfortable and turning around before sitting your lap. He would jump up and sit right down, even if it was some weird or awkward position, he didn't care. Just plop down like "Fuck it" and start purring as loud as he could.

>purring too loudly
Well at least we know the real reason you strangled it.

Personally I would have just shot the thing and told the wife what I did, maybe make the couch comfortable... but you do you.

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Dont you have any pic of the cat?

Time is Over. The thread is dead. Good luck never confessing the kill again. :D The eternal silence waits you.

If it's quality of life was poor, then you did the right thing.

Unpleasant way to die that being said, but there are far worse ways I suppose.

How long did it take?

Omg you must be so strong and brave in order to kill a fucking chicken. Kys you pathetic waste of oxygen

>City dweller detected

>Meat? Where how does it work?

I'm sure if his child has epilepsy, instead of treating, he will justify murder because it's quality of life was poor.

>revved up
So it was a car after all.

It wasn't meant to make me look strong or brave. IT WAS FOR FUN you fucktard.

The plot twist nobody was expecting.