ITT: We live in a house together

ITT: We live in a house together.

nigger

you're the nigger

Fuck. Sorry.

Go to the basement I wanna show you something

Shotty sleeping in same bed as op

Sounds like a plan OP. You can be the nigger.

How old are they?

Okay, if it's dead bodies I accept.

Somebody stole some of my milk...

We have a bunch of rooms.

Sorry.

What do you guys want for dinner?

I gotchya a new jug

For me, some steak.

Welcome to the Sup Forumsrothel. Posts ending 66 69 99 and 00 are giving head.

I get an erection and run into the wall so hard that I poke a hole in the wall

No.

Who gives the blowjobs?

It's fine.

Who left the FUCKING toaster oven on?

Would you wash your fucking dishes!??

Lets get some takeout.

I need my pizza pockets!

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Hey guys, this woman wants to move in with us.

She says she plays in some indie band.

What do you say?

You wash yours first, dipshit.

I only had a little bit of jew and didn't wanna use the big oven

meh.

I changed the wifi password, here's my dick, suck for it

I ain't sucking your dick. Tell me the new password or i shovel you and put you in the pile of dead bodies.

I just plugged directly into the back of the router, I'll fix it in a bit guys

Someone's package from Crunchyroll just came in the mail.

It's on the counter.

I'm black, can I come in.

Who keeps pouring my chocolate milk down the goddamn sink?!

Wonder what that is.

no

Stop fighting, faggots. I'm trying to sleep here

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But I have the finest whores with me.

More importantly, how do I open the drain so that I can drink that shit?

Is it okay if I throw a party tonight?

I got banned in this type of thread two weeks ago...

>Pic related

Ok, new rule. If you didn't buy the snack, you don't get to open the box and you don't take the last one. For fuck's sake, I'm broke and all I wanted was a delicious creme filled Little Debbie oatmeal pie. My night is ruined.

I just made a cup of coffee too.

Go to sleep before i shovel you too.

no

you're dumb
stop posting pony shit you faggot

Hiss. Mr. President. Your summoned to the underground base. Hiss hissss

Fuck off nigger

Fuck you, I'm sleeping on the porch

Remodeling time, bitches. We /robiehouse/ now.

Ooh, nice.
Can I save that?

Anime is still banned tho

WHO ATE THE LAST OF THE TENDIES!?

okay.

It's all yours, friendo.

gotdam porch monkeys

FYI if you noticed the poop on the stairs...that was me, also I used all the honey

Dunno.

Fine and fine.

i'm sorry... i saw my girlfriend hanging out with a nigger and i really needed something to take my mind off it.

Alright! Who fucking left a used condom inside the toilet.

Idk, but I left one in my butthole.

>Sup Forums
>USED condom
At least be a LITTLE realistic.

You son of a bitch, I knew it was you.

Mr Slave?

if you could stop fucking banging the cupboards at 3am every night when you get up to eat something that would be great.

IT WASN'T ME!

We're all in the basement already on our computers.

No, my is Mr. Fluttershy

no.

are you saying Sup Forumstards aren't all homos who are into traps now?

Why? So you can misplace your wallet? You mooching cunt.

Y'all wanna watch a movie later?

/thread

Brokeback mountain

Ok then. We'll, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this and I don't give a fuck who is at the top. No one understands me anyway, no one but my waifu.

Hey guys.....did, ah, somebody order a pizza? Because, there's a fuckin' pizza delivery fuckwad at the front door. And I didn't order a fuckin' pizza. And I'm not payin' for it.

Guys?

Guys?

Whoever is unemployed.

Careful, one of the Nesquik jars has my dog's ashes. Hate for you to get chocolate in your ashmilk

Your waifu is shit.

Oh shit, that was me but I have no money

Who keeps cumming on the walls? It fucking stinks like San Francisco in here.

WIPE DOWN YOURS LOADS!

Going to the gun shop, anyone need any guns or ammo while I'm out?

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I did but he had strict orders to come to my room without knocking. Tell him to go back and send another one who isn't illiterate

I ordered but seem to have misplaced my wallet now??

Y-YOUR JUST JEALOUS

Did somebody leav- OH JESUS FUCK.

I'll run down to Blockbuster and rent it out.

Double barrel shotty, please.

What are we gonna do on the bed onii-chan?

Just use the poo stick, he'll go away

Blockbuster, da fuck Nigga. That shit gone

Get me a box 105mm HE please

Just ammo... I got school in the morning.

sup guys. hey im gonna just lock myself in my room. with a shotgun. dont look inside if you here a bang

Oh, Christ. Who the fuck set a baby on fire? Why is there a baby here? Where do babies come from?

One of you motherfuckers is going to jail for this, and it sure as shit is not going to be me.

K

okay bud, sleep tight