Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Be a faggot
>Most importantly: Have fun!

At least i have fried chicken edition.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=098IhhIOJeY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Didn't mean to quote.

Good claim, user

Obligatory claim.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dio-sama...

Same..
Nice pic~

A A A A A A A A A A

((hey everyone))

Miho claimed

14 inches

Shizuru!

Faggots

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Akiko claimed
Probably last claim for tonight
Still best claim though

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Nice, we get ours from a our neighbors that have cows and I drink it all the time.

television in disgrace
life you get old its the race
can you break out?
can you break out?
will you live at your own pace?

just posting to roll my anal rullete dont mind me

I will make your words mine, replacing only Akiko with Homura.

That's it?

Pfft, alright. Material?

Fran?

>pic
36

Nice!

And that's why I'm not

Didn't you die?

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rip in sleep homu....

Milinda claim

well boys, i gave it my best. good night

Claimed.

Stainless gloss finish

>Best idol claimed
>Fuck colds edition

o shit waddup?
Anyway, wanna drink with me~?

Hello

>hugs

Hey, goodnight, man.
Rest easy.

I convinced Red to get WoWs

Well sure. So?

See you later, Spiderman.

May you sleep with many comfy webs.

Good man.

I actually knew a guy who owned a few dragon dildos and would never shut up about them.

~~~can I be let in on this lewdness?~~~

Im sure I will.

Night spideybro.

sleep tight

>konata

I'm off now too for another attempt at sleep, goodnight guys

Rest in piece Homu

Night spidey, you will be remembered
Come again sometime

46 seconds long though ;(

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.

Nothing lewd about enjoying a nice cold glass of milk
good luck

Goodnight Spidey, appreciate your efforts.

Goodnight Aki.

nini akiko!

I'm under age...

You're a lich now?

Are they even that good?

Good luck!

Some of the other stuff is though...

cute torture....the feels are confused....

>another attempt
I thought you would be pretty exhausted after all these events. Sleep tight bro!

>bounce bounce
What's up?

Nice, slaughter many enemies with him.
I just don't understand why anybody would want one of those, I mean you've gotta be loose as fuck to even fit one of those in and I just can't see how anything could pleasure you after that.

Q-tips are lewd?

Well, he was quite possibly the biggest faggot I've ever met.

I mean, he spoke about them in a bright light. And he owns the things, so probably.

speaking of too short songs ;-;
youtube.com/watch?v=098IhhIOJeY
maybe

Maki! Hugs

American?
>thighs
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Hello everyone, claiming

lurking

You're not wrong.

And to be fair, this dude was pretty gay.

Sure, why not

>booty bounce pop
Eating pizza and drinking, a good Friday.

Megumiiiiiin whatcha drinkin?

Same~

Cute torture is the only thing keeping me up... Why is it so exciting?
>maybe because I know you're masochist

Some scotch~
Lagavulin 16 years!
You?

A simple looking moustache for a simple looking waifu

lewd and hot

Not dead. Has anyone else died?

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Oh you're drinking fancy shit, I just have some Angry Orchard Stone Dry. I do have Kraken in the cupboard but I don't feel like hard shit tonight.

Looks very devilish

~~~Depends on how you use them~~~


~~~I would rather use you for that though ~~~


Yay!

Somewhat

Yep

Yeah I guess that explains it, there's a market for everything. Shit animal dildos/vaginas are where the moneys at, you ever see how much those damn things cost?

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He's downloading it right now.
If he can manage that I can turn him into a fine TTK

Claiming
Howdy niggers

Obligatory: "I'm dead inside"

It's gonna be okay Mugi.
Hello Fransome.

I can't wait to get paid Wednesday so I can buy shit tons of mead to fuel my raging alcoholism.
>so fucking excited

Claiming the boob goddess

It felt wrong to just draw the upper part of my usual moustache drawing, so this time I drew the whole thing.

>Shit animal dildos/vaginas are where the moneys at,
You're into that kind of stuff? Hehe, neat.

Fucking expensive though.

Obligatory "I died long ago"

I claim myself

But a kuso TTK is funnier.

Hi Milinda

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I don't even know if I should hate or not anymore.

It looks like a filthy loli, but the breast counters that.

What the hell is this?

That's better

>winning

Bored claim.

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Nice.
I'm into making money with little effort.
Tags: Bursting_breasts

So it is you!

Something I did.

>Shiro

Not true

Or is it?????????

This game is already pissing me off and I haven't even logged in.

>Red

Not sure if I like this artstyle but these eyes are a turn off.

Its time.

Yay! Drunk friend :)

Sounds fun!

Not too much. Just celebrating getting my job back and beating that old fucker who tried to sue me.
How are you my Idol?

Depends on what you sink.