All you faggots won't ever know what it's like to have a dick this big

All you faggots won't ever know what it's like to have a dick this big.

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Is that fake?

stay away from my wife

Yes, sorry I lied
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Most of us fags don't own a 19" tv. Poor fag

As an actual faggot I can safely say I've had bigger.

You tell me.

Yeah, we're really envious of that gay tattoo as well

>lifes not going that well
>at least my dicks big
>goes onto a chinese image board
>guys please give me attention

Confucius once said:
>> It's not the size of the boat that matters,
>> It's the waves you generate with your boat

delicius!! kiss me

Here's the wave generator.

samefag

> no timestamp

it's okay, neither would you

Looks like 7.5 and average girth at best. Meh, mine's bigger. Also you have pathetic balls.

big dicks actually hurt most chicks and can bruise their cervix, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

keep telling yourself that

I'm not doing too bad

This. I have a just above average dick and it's not all its cracked up to be. I usually hit cervix and girls generally hate that. My current gf/future wife is the only girl I've slept with that not only doesn't hate it, she likes it. This is an anomaly. Also, when you're even slightly tumescent, taking a shit sucks (dick in water)

>can't come up with a reply because i'm right

>Can't wait for reply, automatically right.

If you're around 7-7.5 you can choose to stimulate the fornix. If they're properly warmed up, it can make girls cum hard. Also being above average girth, around 5.5 around, is definitely helpful for extra stimulation, and isn't uncomfortable for the manority of girls besides maybe a little initial tightness. So no, average is not optimal. But the difference isn't huge, no pun intended.

ITT: faggots with long but thin penises, thinking it's pleasureable

I have an innie, see
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>probably malware

>literally 6inches
>big

Length yeah but thickness you need a lot more. For now I'll use it to write notes.

Majority*
Also to be clear it's good not to be too long so you can choose whether or not to bottom out. IME though a lot of girls like it, I'd say 50/50

see, this guy gets it
wut
you are correct, with enough foreplay a bigger than average dick CAN be more pleasurable, however bigger is not always better which is basically my argument.

Or a tv that small.

6 inches with a 5.5 to 6 inch girth is optimal. There's a reason the majority of the world is avegage. 7 inches is uncommon and anything 8 and above is rare with only about 4% which by statistics you are not.

Lol no, if you're less than 6 in around you don't need foreplay. Some girls don't even need foreplay for a cervix pounding.

Your dick looks like I could throw it and it would come back to me

you sound like a virgin

>average length is optimal
>hurr dats why its da average
>above average girth is optimal

How did you manage to contradict yourself within two sentences?

Lol wut.

Chinese virgin detected

You sound like a butthurt averagefag :/

Wow op I really envy you
How can I be as manly as you?

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probably not you though

I know it's difficult seeing as you've never seen a vagina, but the uterus is ~6" deep and in most women painful to have prodded with a dong' optimal length is a bit shorter than the vaginal cavity. In comparison, the vagina can stretch horizontally enough to pop out a baby.

larger circumference dick=larger surface area of pussy rubbed by said dick.
longer dick=only using the first 5" of your dick.

not difficult to understand.

Being this delusional

If you weren't so set on denying reality you might realize that a marginal difference in pleasure isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things

>beleiving niggerdick cuck thread memes

>5.5" circumference
>above average
if your dick isn't 2" wide you might as well kill yourself m8

5 inches is literally average and by some studies above average. (Girth)

Kill yourself faggot. 5.5 is above average.

please be on the receiving end before judging the difference of please with and without foreplay you imbecile. having something jammed into you without any form of lubrication fucking hurts, no matter what hole

and you'd still have a skinny pencildick
>not having a thick dick
>2016

Idk about that 6" deep vagina myth. I'm 7" and have gone all the way in. Sure I bottom out but it all fits in fine.

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I had several cocks that size and even bigger

so, who's the faggot now, user??

I'm around 5 inch girth and it looks fine

You're deluded