The fuck are these, Sup Forums?

The fuck are these, Sup Forums?

Arm herpes

I don't know man... they seem to be very spread out to be herpes.

Nope pretty sure the first symptoms of stds is denial

Man, as much as i hate to say it, i'm virgin. Maybe i've been raped?

scabies

That's more like it, i'll go see a doctor then, thanks man.

those are hairs, op

They're pimples. Wash your fucking arms op. Matter of fact you should be washing your whole body

Well, to be honest, my arms are the only part of my body that i wash 100%...

The weird thing is that scabies usually itch, and i don't feel anything on these fuckers, they just look ugly.

Oh, and i can't pop them neither.

Could just be hives.
Try popping one with a needle and see if pus comes out

Nope, only blood came out and hurts like a bitch. Doesn't itch and doesn't hurt when i touch it, but when i try to pop them or cut them, it hurts.

Dude I am not kidding at all but that is a form of staph infection which affects the skin. I am not kidding man, I had that once and it can be spread all over your skin and stop trying to pop them as that spreads it even more. You will need medical help to cure it so please go see a doctor. I am not trolling you, please be safe and go get that checked out before things get worse.

Looks like a rash from exposure to space fungus. Been around any crash sights, government testing zones or sucked any alien dick lately?

Should probably call your xenotrician. My cousin Jeb got that from doing some herion out in the desert with some space junkies. Had to eventually get an operation done with a lazer.

Allergic reaction? Did you eat something shady?

Trips confirms; it's space fungus.

Pretty sure this guy's kidding op

No, no I'm not.

you're gonna die

your herpes are spreading m8

I think you are dude

Yeah, he probably is.