Hi Sup Forums

Hi Sup Forums

I'm dying of renal failure, and the doctors give me a couple of days. What should I do before I pass?

kill yourself

Kill yourself

If you have no dependents and are ambulatory, do some crazy shit. Skydive. Use some crazy drugs. Send money to people. Etc.

Skydive on an elementary school wearing a bomb strapped to your chest and go out with style

Kill thineself

Shut up you ugly ass

Niggas got no imagination

Two-day bender on Wild Turkey 101.

Rape a hot girl

They smell like shit and the ugly white losers smell like poo red n ugly

Do all drugs you can find

And ugly and stay home all day

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And bother people

This too... during your bender. Fuck her ass and make her cum through auto asphyxia.

Zootopia?

And ugly and loser

>Zootopia
Haven't actually seen it

Since you have literally nothing left to loose. Go fucking party like a madman.

Max out your credit cards, find hookers, drugs or whatever floats your boat. Live life to the fullest fucking way possible.

That's a tame insult

And the ugly guys loser smell like poop n ee ugly

Decent editing, but no tattoos on hand while fingering the vagoo.

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Rape women

You will be dead in days, police wouldn't give a fuck

Make peace with anyone you've wronged.
Pray and listen to any gods you may have for guidance.
Your soul is far more valuable than your flesh.
Peace be with you on your next journey.

brushie brushie brushie

I'm an atheist

I think I saw this once in a movie. Guy recovered from sickness then committed suicide. good lulz

Make amends with anyone who you have conflicted with in your life. Tell anyone and everyone close to you about how you feel about them, even if it's negative. You're dying, so tie up any strings that aren't. Enjoy what you have left OP, and enjoy the rest of your time.

Kill as many people as you can.

Rape livestock.

Get aids and spread it to as many people as people. Prick an artery and shoot the blood in a crowded place

Pretty good movie.

Stab someone that matters.

You can get a pencil (plus notepad) through any checkpoint.

Make a will if you haven't yet.

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The board members of Pfizer plan to kill around 1-10 million people/year for the foreseeable future.
You could try to stop someone worse than Hitler before you die? Any good with a rifle?

Don't kill yourself OP.
You got a fast pass regardless.
Hookers and (meth)amphetamines all the way.

Even if you believe in nothing, the effects of the positive/negative energy you put out will have effects that last long after your death. Everything you were lives on in others. Good luck.

Make it count. You know that one guy/girl/celebrity that really annoys the shit out of you? Track them down and kill them.

I would recommend Clinton.

Kill yourself in some spectacular manner. Get on CNN.

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