Apparently, we got pruned!

Apparently, we got pruned!

evening Sup Forums
LET'S PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF

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you took off a layer woooo

Show us your feet

what beer # is that op?

what happened? the thread just.. vaporized!

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startin' on number 3! and because I'm well hammered, it's time for the emotional music!!
I MISS BEING IN HIGH SCHOOL..
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dont tolerate my jokes

You can't get pruned, you're not a plant!

Hitler did something wrong

we waz about to get you shirtless under our spellz

>I miss being in high school

Fuck off bobby

I need my O- drug man, where is he?

CARLOS

dammit, bobby!

Do you know how to tip?

What do you do for a living, to be able to drink and post on Sup Forums all the time?

What size bra do you wear?

FLCL, good taste sir.

yeah, that HAIRSTYLE
OH!
wait around, he'll return!
haa? oh, alright

lets see dat dick

Steel reserves, my man. Here in Texas, we have the Shatterproof 40s

He did get dubs...

in cash, every time.
I work at a hospital, assistant and orderly overnite duty. it's tedious and spooky, but it pays the bills
you first!
not my favorite from the soundtrack even.
THIS IS!
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reminds me of my first job as a pizza delivery guy, rocketing all over my hometown, listening to new music I ripped from kazaa, smoking cigs and gazing at natures beauty..

Tell us a bed time story

Seriously, you're cringe overload. Is that you A-log?

finally a thread i can chill in for a minute.

OP i bet im gonna get more drunker than you tonite.

>in cash, every time.
You know what they say, time is money!
Once upon a time, I made a terrible joke. The end.

dick pics are private reserve! he did get a mighty quad split by 4, which has to be relevant to that pic..

Why are you getting naked slowly?

I have no fucking idea why, but I love this thread

once upon a time, winston smashed up his family car with a hammer, killed a bottle of whiskey, went inside and made savage love to his wife.
The End
YOU'RE ON, MOTHERFUCKER!
ow, it hurts my teeth..

About starting that band

>killed a bottle of whiskey
So the victim was an alcohol?

sup bro

cuz I'm DRUNK! heheeheheheh!!
have a blast, buddy!

yes, please show asshole im fapping so hard

I don't think you made it to high school. Or if you did you were the fedora wearing creepy assbergers kid who smelled like piss and cheetos.

post dick u fat sweaty bitch

Nice tits bitch

kek

Checked

Your beard defines beauty

So is your job anything like the tv show Scrubs?

the imagination does all the work, yeah? enjoy!

and enjoy one of my favorite songs!
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nah dog he said "bottle", that poor glass container didn't have to die.

AHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHH SAUSE

Lol skinny arms and a fat body didn't think that was possible!

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nigga looks like big smoke smh

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Hey your lucky you don't have to ever worry about girls liking you. Cheers!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>ITT: fat man masturbates and posts pictures of his naked sweaty body

GO BULLDOGS!!
Thanks, friend~
oh no, it's more like an SCP Wiki entry.. sometimes

all you had to do was follow the damn train

dam keep going bby bout to cum

stfu faggot

hes got more balls than you to post his face (and hopefully dick).

POST YOUR DICK FOR GODS SAKE.

samefag. that wasnt even funny.

>oh no, it's more like an SCP Wiki entry.. sometimes

Is it spoopy?

Aren't there always lights on and busy people going to and fro?

Talk to us about your coworkers. Who is your favorite and least favorite?

right? these things are great!

goofy ass nigga why'd you have to go bust on my ass with tenpenny fool

meet me at the third island nigga down by the pig pen I be there all day motherfucka

OP you madman, what state do you reside in my good man?

What do you think of my history project.
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skinny arms? how fucking fat are you?

stfu faggot

I like you Op. These threads are like old Sup Forums where it wasn't just spam trapthreads and shit.

I finished beer #4 and I'm dry. Thinking of smoking a bowl but that'd be a lot of work, still have to trim it and shit.

His face is his dick.
For real though
I would like to see his dick too I'm sure it's one of those micro penises

Texas

NO WAY!
something about the place at nite is stark and full of electronic activity without people being around enough.. and there's a couple strange patients there.
My nemesis is Stefanie, who runs staffing shit, she looks like an overgrown midget and had nothing but hate to contribute.

op just show your dick whats the big deal

drinking some Colt 45, don't let the smooth taste fool ya.

Stefanie probably make you clean out the bed pans and she's 10 years younger than you. I bet you have a crush on her but she thinks your a loser.

oh das right "nobody jacks the smoke"
classic line baby even I can predict your goofy cop ridden ass yo

4 LIFE YA HEARD
$ 4 LIFE YA SEEN

Texas!
Punk! but there's a timing issue to fix.. otherwise, HEADBANG!
many thanks, buddy! Go for broke, but uh.. if that pic is your meal, don't do it..

What a shitty counter top. Are you a poor fag like op?

KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCK

Stefanie sounds like a real bitch. You know what that means right?

You gotta bang her.

OP do you have a bra you can put on your fat fucking titties?

Not my place, but no I'm not rich, I'm drinking Colt 45 for fucks sake.

Works every time~
*cue 70s horny music*
no, she just acts bitter and fucks up my time clock, crippling my checks. plus, she has like, 5 warts and is super unpleasant.

OP has no dick to bang anyone

listen man I run this joint
do you have what it takes to be a real playa in the grand scheme?

You should move in with op at his parents house. Then you guys could afford a Mikey big mout or something.

Me rn.. Drawing and drinking...

I made the song to fuck with my class but I guess everyone is a closeted racist because they r3slly liked it

Same In LA

Your super unpleasant I bet she fucks up your time clock because your always late and lazy.

Ohh dude, I would, but her tits are super-sad and she has virtually no allure. I'd fuck Nurse Ratchet before I hit that.. not to put myself above anyone or anything
well great, guess I gotta put my shirt back on because this guy is feeling AROOOOUUUUSED..

I like you, not sure why. What are your thoughts on the way hemmingway went out?

your beard is fucken sweet

I'm cool dude, I've got my own place, thanks for the suggestion though.

You should put a paper bag on your head too.

Can you draw Disney princesses?

come on buddy, come on. here is my dick. couldn't get hard right now even if asa akira was naked and bent over in front of me.

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what even is this thread, this is fucking amazing, are you the new king of Sup Forums?

dude can we see steafanie
wana get a fandom going yo