So let's assume it's all true, NASA is playing the elaborate hoax in human history. Why? What could possibly be the benefit to the conspirators?
Robert Price
i heard one conspiracy theory that says that NASA doesnt want you to leave the planet. That you can actually breathe in outer space.
Mason Hill
>there is no such thing as satellites
Then what the fuck have I been building and launching into orbit?
Henry Fisher
this fucking guy thinks the earth's rotation should create a constant breeze.
holy shit I want to laugh so hard but this is when cartman met the people with butt faces and it was so funny nothing was ever funny again. Nothing will ever be funny to me again.
Lucas Young
Where's any proof?
Adrian Clark
And why would they do that? What does NASA have to gain some such extreme subterfuge
Bentley Turner
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Lincoln Scott
and a magic man in the clouds created it all in 7 days 6000 years ago.
Isaac Hall
explain gravity and simultaneously how that plane is in the air and the smoke is billowing.
Luke Lopez
Fucking lol. This and OP are both equally hilarious.
It's almost as if OP is believing everything he sees on Youtube and knows absolutely nothing about how atmosphere works.
If you go to any basic elementary school website for science projects, you'll find tests that can easily disprove OP's pic.
Here's one, get liquids of varying density and try seeing what happens when they spin in a bowl with a velocity proportionate to their size in ratio to the Earth's speed and size.
Jose James
>7 days 6000 years ago.
you're reading it literally. its not like that. its open to interpretation.
Zachary Kelly
Let's assume you're right. What evidence do you have? I'm curious.
Julian Morris
do your own experiments
Camden Hughes
God dammit, Butters. If something is going the same speed as light, say a train, if you jump with the train moving, you are moving at the same speed as the trian, so you don't die from jumping in an airplane or any such other place. Learn to high school science.
Noah Wilson
lol is summer already here
Carter Evans
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Owen Lopez
Someone didnt finish school
Christopher Ramirez
>Here's one, get liquids of varying density and try seeing what happens when they spin in a bowl with a velocity proportionate to their size in ratio to the Earth's speed and size.
as an American (god bless the USA), i find your comments about the nature of reality offensive.
please, respect my beliefs, as I respect yours. its what our forefathers fought against the british for. for your freedom to believe such non-sense as science.
Bentley Roberts
Confirmed b8 trying to make Americans look like idiots.
I don't understand you flat earth douchebags unless you're just looking for something to argue about. If the earth is flat it must be like a coin. If you're on the heads side what's on the tails side?
Lincoln Wilson
This is either bad bait or a massive idiot....
Carter Walker
Just go with it, it's more fun that way.
Nathan Parker
You know what's more amazing than the fact that some people actually believe some of the things in the OP, the sheer unfathomable size of space, the amazing diversity of life on this planet, or even the joy of spending your life with someone you truly love?
What is ultimately more unbelievable and incomprehensible than all of those things is that the incessant flow of newfags onto this board will never slow to a point where an obvious bait thread such as this won't get replies from people actually trying to debate the OP.
Fascinating.
Mason Parker
I believe in God but the rest of your statements are complete garbage.
Luis Richardson
you make us look bad when you spout such non-sense as monkeys begetting humans. evolution is a lie perpetuated by the liberal elite scientists who want to push God out of the every day discourse.
God gave us free will and we should use it to try and understand how HE created this magnificent planet and universe for us to live in. Not make shit up because we are angry at him.
Please, repent and seek help brother. God is the only way forward.
Austin Watson
So if the earth is flat, then what is the moon?
Adam Wright
Then how do ships disappear below the horizon and how am I able to see further off into the distance when I go higher in elevation?
Michael Reed
The only thing larger than your stupidity is your mother.
Brandon Butler
Holy FUCKSHIT
Luis Morales
And uh
What evidence is there of CGI manipulation in that video?
I mean I'm sure you could rustle some evidence, right?
Brody Bennett
a disk that is constantly facing us.
thats why you never see the other side.
Oliver Davis
OK say this is true, who is lying about it and what would they gain by lying about it. Give me a solid answer right now with no holes whatsoever. This is the true way to debunk a conspiracy.
Hudson Rivera
What's it like being so much of a special snowflake that making up genders isn't good enough, and instead you feel the need to bitch about something that humanity has known to be true for thousands of years?
Ryan Jackson
Since we already know the divine creator theory is bs then how was the earth moon and sun created
Gavin Smith
Using a video that has a very obvious fish eye lens effect as proof of the earth being round is just as retarded as saying the earth is flat. Everything looks round when you put that effect on it. No cgi needed.
Bentley Cook
Explain the Coriolis Effect.
Aaron Torres
You're a rocket scientist? Can you tell us about your job?
Justin Morales
Australia. Obviously.
Blake Reyes
A ball of cheese.
Christian Bell
china you fucking idiot
Landon Ross
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Ethan Evans
Got me there shit lol
Bentley Fisher
>Since we already know the divine creator theory
and yet you cant prove there is no God.
ask yourself, what is more likely that there is a God, or that there isnt.
the answer itself is sufficiently powerful to prove to you that there is if you let it, and stop fighting it.
>god bless you brother.
Eli Reed
That's why Sup Forums is random lol xDDD
Robert Edwards
why have i been seeing so much flat earth shit everywhere?
fuck off retard
Brody Phillips
>trying to prove science wrong with god I don't think you understand how this work
Brandon Moore
I'm out. Fuck this noise.
Camden Mitchell
the disk spins and creates it.
what is so hard understand about it?
stop being a retard.
Ryan Jenkins
>the moon produces it's own light from within and rotates like a light-house
Fuck lol. This is some next level shit posting op. 10/10
Juan Watson
Yeah, its b8 m8, I r8 0/8
Levi Evans
>the earth is flat you shills So is your mom.
>there is so many holes Like your mom?
>aliens Raped your mom.
>we never landed on the moon We landed in your mom.
>there is no such thing as satellites They're orbiting your mom.
>the sun is 32km in size and is close That's your mom.
>so is the moon. That's also your mom.
>the moon produces its own light within, and it rotates like a light house. Like your mom when we fuck.
>you can view moon eclipses while the sun is in the sky at the same time. When your mom bends over.
>fucking wake yourselves up... Next to your mom.
>...and do your own experiments. In your mom.
>there is no space. Only your mom.
>If science and nasa is feeding us bullshit, Like your mom.
>then that only leads that we are special... Like your mom.
>...and there is a god... That's not what your mom told me.
>...letting us live on a flat plain Like your mom.
>we are not insignificant, on a "Ball" earth going 5000000km through space. That's your mom.
Chase Richardson
So, both the disk spins and the sun and moon? Why? Wouldn't one cancel out the other in terms of being necessary?
Jeremiah Evans
>Implying anybody cares about your theories
Adam Smith
unfalsifiable hypothesis doesn't make it true idjit The best part about an unfalsifiable hypothesis is that you can't prove its true And I do believe in a form of God named Jerry and he is running a simulation on carbon based life forms and how they develop and one day the great computer will shut down and the world ends
Jaxson Cooper
>If you start believing in God then he will be real in your mind Holy shit I never thought about that and if I start believing I'm famous then I am in my mind also!!!!!
Dylan Gomez
Assemble a science machine, stick it on a rocket, shoot it at the sky.
It was awesome the first few times but really gets kind of boring after a while, honestly.
Asher Parker
>assemble a science machine >science machine
What the fuck
Christian Harris
Its been way too long
Lucas Ramirez
Science machine - a machine that sciences
Grayson Walker
nigger have you ever used a telescope to look at the moon? it's clearly a fucking sphere. the the center is in focus it more-so than the edges
and don't give me this bullshit about the telescope lense, it doesn't distort any other shape so you can't blame it on that.
you got me to reply. now eat shit
Ayden Cruz
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Cooper James
Spam until image limit? Ok sounds good.
Jackson Sanchez
>satellites don't exist
You can see the ISS worth your naked eye. With a decent telescope you can see it close enough to make it some details and know exactly what you're seeing.
How can that be explained?
Plus if satellites are a NASA hoax does that mean they collaborated with the USSR, for the Sputnik hoax?
Leo Hernandez
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Brandon Scott
If the earth was flat it would collapse in on itself you fucking retard
Nathaniel Brooks
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Caleb Harris
Been a while since I saw this meme take off like this, you assburgers really starting this shit again?
Jeremiah Williams
there is no god you autist
Daniel Edwards
Science Machine: Any machine developed by humans to conduct statistical, analytical, scientifical, or other such studies. Typically attached to rockets and launched into space to conduct science.
Did you ever go to 2nd grade?
Noah Campbell
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Nathan Roberts
>Inb4 space is just a big canvas and NASA painted something that looks like the iss on it
Aaron Cook
>science machine
So tax dollars are going into sending this glorified sexmatron into space?
Liam Rogers
>paint a bunch of balloons black >tie to "space station" >up it goes >"astronauts" breath the fresh healthy space air
Checkmate atheists.
Andrew Fisher
Nope. Here have a spoder-man picture.
Benjamin Mitchell
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Ethan Moore
its true we never landed on the moon, but the rest of your bullshit is a lie
Brandon Evans
good one. op can defeat that.
Brayden Fisher
If the earth is life and ball is life then how isn't the earth round Checkmate autists
Dominic Jackson
>Do your own experiments >Tfw my college aerospace engineering club spent ~$10,000 to build a rocket and send it to near space with a go pro and clearly saw the curvature of the earth.
Nathan Phillips
obviously it's b8 but if it sparks a food discussion susually I let it slide..
Isaiah Nelson
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Jose Morales
Everything is just in my mind, it is allmy perception. I am lying on a cold metal table in some sort of alien experiment. I will wake up soon, and when I do I will be all knowing
Jaxson Baker
>satellites >cell phones >gps >niggers
David Richardson
I have over 500 spider-man pics. This is now thread 1 of a spider-man meta-thread. Fuck you op.
Gavin Moore
Hello satan I came to check
Jeremiah Wilson
Muh dick does scientifical studies of uranus
Gabriel Fisher
I get you are making fun of these retards but the whole 'space air' thing poses an interesting question
How the fuck is there air in space if air comes from trees
Michael Rogers
10/10 >Chuckles were had
David Young
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Joseph Morales
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Jacob Nguyen
Why doesn't the moon look smaller as it crosses the night sky?
Noah Brown
Oh wow thank you my friend.
Mind if I save it?
Dominic Mitchell
u can't prove there isnt. but it's more likely there isn't an all powerful being that breaks the laws of physics than the likelihood that there is such a. being. dofus butthead
