Roast my stepdad. I'm gonna send him this thread & he can't handle the bantz

Roast my stepdad. I'm gonna send him this thread & he can't handle the bantz.

not your personal army, go fuck yourself douchebag

fuck off newfag

Looks like a pretty cool dude

OP mad cuz this cool ass dude is railing his mom's fat pussy every night

But why?

Looks like a steak eating man. I myself am a steak eating man.

I like his beard, wish I could grow one

Fuck man if my stepdad was stone cold steve austin i wouldn't be roasting his ass...

Because he's an asshole who threatened me.

You stink OP.

His decorating taste is terrible, that lamp is very tacky.

threatened to do what? sit on you lmao

His stepson's a miserable faggot

Hes probably a nice guy, you just hate him cause hea railing your mom. Fuck you OP NYPA.

try harder new friend. lol

you could win a fight with that fatass by moving his plate away 3 feet, fuck. what the hell could he threaten you with

Probably OPs moms shitty lamp is bet he'd buy a nice lamp

he drinks mountain dew just like me. I guess hes a pretty cool guy just like me.

Ah right, damn women always making life miserable for men. he probably hates that lamp.

kek

What is this antiques fucking roadshow?

Stepdad punished my Xbox, I'll get him roasted in Sup Forums so he learns.
Man I really feel sorry for you but you need to grow some balls

No because that is a terrible lamp. Antique roadshow wouldn't show that crap, they would have way better lamps.

Stepdad 3:16 says I just fucked your mom!

He has eaten enough roasts, let him be.

>newfag
>knows rules better than you
wat?

Buddy unless your stepdad's that lamp there's nothing to roast.

So how often do you watch that shit you sound like a bit of an expert

seems like an awesome dude that loves your mom and stepped up to the job of raising the waste with no father that is you

I'm not the guy you're asking but if you don't watch Antiques Roadshow at least an hour a day you don't belong on this website.

>Lamp confirmed as shit
>Step-dad confirmed as a cool guy
>OP confirmed as beta coward faggot

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard on here

jesus christ you sound like a biiiitch

this
confirmed for summerfag

ok here's something OP's stepdad is probably interested in, very modern and doesn't stand out like that flower pattern piece of shit

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

-Stone Cold Steve Austin

That's a pretty nice lamp.

fuck off faggots, this fuckin idiot has threatened me for driving his fuckin motorcycle...hey, a fuckin motorcycle, my mom thinks im lying and you're giving me hard time too fuck off

>who threatened me

Look, we all know how important your baddragon collection is to you, but throwing them out is actually good for your health, mental and physical.

I really hope this isn't b8

Right it's time we just auction that fucking lamp off to the highest bidder

I would be willing to pay 80$ for that lamp

I'm not sure what's funnier, that you nabbed this guy's motorcycle and didn't just leave, or that you thought you'd get sympathy from Sup Forums of all places.

so don't use his property without his permission, the look on his face screams that he is tired of your shit, and he doesn't deserve that.

...

Going once

Faggot you better never touch that cool ass dudes motorcycle ever again.

My bad, I forgot where I am....

Twice

I bid $85

That's right, you're in the Antique Roadshow headquarters forum. All lamps, all the time.

OP youre a spoiled cunt and I hope you grow a fucking sack

Dont touch his bike ever again... If I see a fat stone cold austin on the news for stabbing his stepson ... I swear Ill personally do the time served FOR him.. If youre alive after the stabbing Im going to sneak into your room wherever you live for the rest of your life and rub salt in your wounds as you sleep until youre driven mad
Cunt

If I had a faggot stepson that took my motorcycle I would beat the shit out of them, not just threaten them

Going once

you should have aborted

Going twice

Fuck you, $90

Hot daMN that's some LIVE ACTION

Fuck you too, $95

$90.01 asshole

Reminder to all we will be selling this shitty lamp TODAY

it is one tasty lamp, I wish I could afford a higher bid, but i'm out

Seems like a cool guy.

I'll bid ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for that lamp

I'm tired of these games.

$150

$200

Obviously this is now a lamp thread

um, obviously

I will crush your bid like I crushed your sister. $250

I'm willing to pay $205!!

>mountain pic response
I need that one bitch screaming in horror now.

Anyways, this is clearly going nowhere. Time to step it up.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE LAMP

Please keep the bids coming and this faggot can afford his motorcycle so he can kill himself on a tree

Yeah, dude, fuck you you self entitled fuck. He's probably not even so much pissed about the bike(though that's a part) but the blatant disrespect you display. Even your own mom isn't siding with you because you're such a shit.

Besides, he's the one railing the pussy you came from, so fuck right off.

This lamp is rad but it doesn't match my decor at all

How much for that multicolored box sitting beside the lamp?

Did someone say one million dollars?

Bid it, bitch.

Only realistic bids will be considered were at 250

Lol why can't you do it yourself?

Did he rape you or something? Because if he did, you deserved it.

Fine. $350, but I'm reaching the end of my credit line as it is.

What is his luchador name?

You can't kill my bid, I'll just keep coming back.
$400

Unless you have a lot of live edge natural wood with a fairly modern motif.

Drugs and alcohol will be considered as currency

...

he looks like an angry, fat, lazy, sweaty, stinky good for nothing ginger prick with a small dick

It's not THAT bad of a lamp, man.

>OP
>Samefag
both

Op are you jealous he's fucking your mom?

$350

$500

We're at 400 cunt

I think we need to call it quits, the thing's a fuckin shit lamp.

$500 though, it might be an antique.

Ah shit. $505

In my country we bid backwards. Cunt.

I am relentless, and I shall crush your bid as well.
$575

$505.50

Oh look it's OP still being a faggot

That's why your country will never be a superpower dickhead

$600 all in