Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Be a faggot
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Dio love Rory and Spike love loli edition

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Exactly! You'll be able to do it~
I have faith in ya~

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We dont even make enchiladas
How do you feel about the quesalupa

>claim

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I missed the beginning of this what are you in?
>>Brew asuka claimt

Well, not entirely sure about this edition.

>natural impulse
this.
scenario: someone (that i know obviously or else i get the shit kicked out of me) doing something to piss me off, i turn around and go,"faggot fuck off go kill yourself"

>I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

>I ejaculat powrefuly
>the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
>A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
>I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

>mfw it's the year 2030 and these threads are still being made

I just want to let you guys know that I love each and every one of you. Especially Shizu and Megumin

>9

nice 9 :^)

King of heroes claim

>Best demigod edition

What up Chen
>who else says it like this

hey cirno get any good repeating digits as of late?

PUT SOME FUCKING PANTS ON

Sachi and shizu sitting in a tree~~

Noticed!

Hm?

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CBR300R. Small bike, no surprise it was beat, but it still feels no better.

Why me and Shizu in particular?
>I love ya too~

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ehhhhh actually Fahey's snacktaku review on slowtaku was pretty spot on. Its a greasy shitty cheesy mess, which I guess is what I signed up for. I think the one I got was too wet with grease honestly i probably would love it. The quesalupa doesn't have many more permutation possibilities which are the best taco bell additions (that breed other new shit).

>bounce bounce
Lurking edition.

Cause you guys are rad.

Oh and Rory, I didn't know he was here.

>at least equal best
Need to get it right, Gil.
>holds
If its any consolation, my CB400 trashed an M3

Claiming, I responded to alot of people last thread after the image cap and I lost my whole wall of text that I was gonna post in this one, too lazy to write it out again :c
psh, k

gor by a mazda? you must ride too responsibly. Alll 5 camaros I ever had bikes only saw me coming. Then they were gone. and I kept cumming :3

copy/paste

>noticed
That's sweet

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Mmmmmm notic me more
Well were getting rid of it and bringing back the triple steak stack
And a orange cream slush

good night !!

>>getting mor beeer

I will settle for equal best edition while you're here.

you wot

I swear I copied it, but when I pasted it here it was something else entirely. I must've fucked up but oh well
Goodnight! Sleep well :)

Rory?

>check'd
Thank you Barry~
How's your build going btw?
Goodnight~
>thighs
>thighs

Rattle in a tree

Thank you Megu.

It's the easiest insult to think of sadly.

>kys
Can't forget that one.

Sleep tight Queen Smug

Kek nice one m8.

>Best idol claimed

You will be missed

mind way for the qt3.14

Same. When either of us are alone in thread, we claim what we deserve after all.
Got it in one.
Good night smugger

ehh ifeel like i'm too smart to fall for the steak entrees usually, and every time they pop a steak entree they claim it has a mindblowing amount of steak (COMPARED TO BEEN BURRITO) or some weird caveat. I am a sucker for new shit though

i meant to go to bed 2 hours ago

i dont know but faggot just rolls off the tongue
kys is a classic :^)

Which one because I have a lot lol

Not bad, not bad at all!
I was at full throttle, I literally couldn't get anything more out of it! This won't be a problem on the ZX, but.... eh!

Dio will try to stick his... filth... down there if you don't.

I stayed for a few more minutes

>equal best
>

You are a fucking disgrace.

>Dio

wonder if he still has a dick or if he fully turned into a gril

kek, I've dishonored the waifu
But responding to what you said about E3, I didn't even hear about the "new" ps4/xbone and I really hope the rumors about skyrim and red dead are true, that would make me happy haha
I forget what else you said besides the BF1 (which could go either way tbh) and no new assassins creed (yesss)

Its just gonna have 3 scoops of steak instead of just 1
I really enjoyed the triple steak stack back in the day but i wasnt paying for it bac then either
Its gonna be a bitch though because were gonna dell so much of it
Ima go to bed too

Going to bed

>Rory is best demigod edition.

Good night guys!

Just took a shower and woke up
How are you today?

I have knifes.

So how goes Barry?

Misquote? (top)
Good night?

sheeeit 3 scoops? and goodnight! Sleep well :)

What can I say?
I've always been one to acknowledge greatness when I see it.

Anytime~
>thighs
The Gregor Clegane one~

i didnt even notice i misquoted
i think its time i go to bed
goodnight!

>knifes
You're not a loli...
YOU'RE A FUCKING GRADE-SCHOOLER!
Oh god I saw your pantsu I'm going to prison

When I see someone pretend that they have a powerful waifu and just go so low as to throw away all the amibtions they claimed to have.

It makes me feel sick, and I don't mean it metaphorically

>Dio

Goodnight fellow demigod
Im good. Day off work so doing nothing but running clothes through a washer.
Gee Bill 3 scoops?

Dio, get your head out of your ass. You are wearing shit-blinders

And you know what they do to pedophiles in prison.

playing urf mode on league currently, what're you up to?

I ended up replacing that one with my Rory cosplay, since they both use the same weapon and poise is useless in 3 lol

>kys is a classic
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>gradeschooler
>loli
whats the difference?
honestly? bill is #1 top smug

Playing Halo 1
Claimed

Replaying Rewrite to see if i can get more Shizuru faces.
It's going well.
Plus i seriously enjoy this VN.

It's the wind up of the word. Stretching the F out is fun. kys will go down in history.

Kek, yeah things aren't looking bad. The new consoles are expected, only care about Red Dead never played Skyrim, BF1 is promising and screw Ass Creed.

>thighs
I got you famatron.

Night memester.

3 > 1 > 2 but I hear that's an unpopular opinion

Still never told me what URF was
>Rory cosplay
WHAT
Don't gimme that nostalgia

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>one last reply before i go to bed
kys will definitely go down in history :^)
some other favorites of mine are fucknut and shitpickle

>Mugi

nice

it's a thing in league, hard to explain. and yeah I have a Rory cosplay in ds3, I'll post a pic later

You never played skyrim? for real? and yeah BF1 has the potential to be pretty cool but I wanna see the gameplay. and yeah screw Ass Creed, shit needs to die already, although I may or may not be down for the movie haha

>koko

I see.. How is this build then~?
>Poise is useful if your build dodges a lot
>really stupid system tho
>thighs again
Damn Maki
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you~?

>>do any of them even praise?

what can ya doo

thank you for your insight I'll probably eat it!

I personally prefer 2>1>3>rest

Playing on legendary, got a shit check point and I'm mad.

>Hols already went to bed
Why even claim

hi
>not lurking edition

Makes sense, and I forgot that you were talking about ds3! i was thinking "damn, she must a be straight up loli IRL" haha
fuuuck legendary on 1 is shit hard, what level you on?

No poise literally is turned off lol if you go into the games files you'll see "poise:0". It's literally off. but yeah the Rory build is really nice so far~

Find them next week and hope my ZX is working. Then blow their tin can out of the water.

I'd say that's more standard opinion. I also enjoyed Reach :o RIP halo
22/7

She's right

Shit, really? I heard that higher poise makes i-frames longer...

>shitpickle
Reminds me of AVGN. Get some sleep mang.

Yeah it never interested me. Game play has to be shown at E3 or riots will break out. Last somewhat decent Ass Creed was Black Flag and o shit there's a movie?

¯\_(ツ)_/

Pretty sure that's just a rumor, only thing that still makes i-frames better is carry weight. It's retarded :/

lol

I approve of this waifu. Btw. Just saiyan. mynigga.jpg

Oh well
>Thighs AND belly
>wew lad
How can I compete against that?

fuck me man i cant take it. Im on the level Truth & Reconciliation. My checkpoint is literally me invisible for like a second in the middle of some enemies. As soon as i get taken back I have to hide or else they'll all shoot me.

You should try it, shits pretty cash, and yeah black flag, AC 2, and the first one were the only ones I played, they aight. and yeah theres a movie coming out sometime, Micheal fassbender plays the assassin, although I don't really know anything beyond that heh
>stop with the sexy pics, I can't take it
lel

are you a vidya insider 2? vaguely speaking /nda/

>stop with the sexy pics, I can't take it
I know right!?

Sheeeit thats a tough one haha, but not impossible!
Why are all your guys' waifus so cute? I don't get it

Im back! What did I miss?

Ok cuties, I'm goin to bed. Sleep well everyone!

i approve
>rattle

I've been drinking
>>everyone's shocked

>implying your waifu isn't cute
Goodnight~

Alas, it probably won't happen. Not with in the state it's in now... I should text and get an update on it actually.