Okay Sup Forums i just remembered a story from my life and I wanted to share it with you guys.
>be me >14 year old virgin girl >have my first boyfriend >we wanted to know how the fuck do condoms work >bought a pack >open one condom up >ew wtf.jpg >thought we would roll it over a banana >we rolled it out complitely >bf ties up the condom >banana in a condom.jpg >laugh over it and throw it around the room >banana gets so mashed up that even the peels got mashed complitely >thought we would troll my friend
Tits of gtfo...sorry i dont make the rules, i just enforce them
Caleb Hill
who cares ? are really all guys on b 60 yr old manchilds?
Jeremiah Peterson
That's not how it works faggot
Colton Gutierrez
Was kinda thinking the same thing... hasnt this gotten old already? :'D
Oliver Miller
No newfriend, you literally will be considered a guy unless you can prove you arent. Its Sup Forums's tradition. Nothing to do with age or sexual desire. Dont flatter yourself.
Adrian Watson
It actually is, dumbass. Her being a girl had nothing to do with her story.
Caleb Bennett
So do I cont? Cuz it gets really good from here
Christian Gutierrez
bitch all you are is a sack of fat. if we cant slap your titties around in real life at least we can see them on a screen you little slut. Now do it. Your story might be cute but your high pitched voice carries no punch without a Sup Forums ID (.)(.)
Grayson Carter
She's not craving attention for being a girl I'm not OP you faglord
Dylan Rodriguez
Once you post tits you may. Until then Sage
Benjamin Morales
Xdddddddddddd
Michael Cox
...
Cameron Morales
Continue Or die
Tyler Reyes
Happy?
Sebastian Diaz
Not you
Jeremiah Howard
Never ask to Cont, just start typing the next part
Caleb Foster
yes and traditions of sexism must be kept alive! Another excuse for males to see tits and fap period. Still not seen a logical rationale for this shit
Caleb Fisher
almost. were gonna need a timestamp. real tits are in short supply sis
Nathaniel Garcia
timestamp or sage
David Long
Eat shit.
Tits or GTFO
Brandon Parker
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Not you.
Charles Fisher
Saging for sage-inappropriate reasons .. well man: Sage
Kayden Murphy
...
Luis Gutierrez
Cont. Story but pics of tits with time stamp come first. Rules are the rules.
Jackson Clark
Tits or GTFO Sage in all fieldS
Dominic Reed
>Eat shit. Not into that, go ahead, my friend
Jeremiah Anderson
Cont.
>my friend - she lives on the first floor with an open balcony >in a hood like this? she's just asking for trouble >we go there >throw the condom over to her balcony >lands right in the middle where it's easily visible for maximum trolling >3 days later >Facebook message >"user, wtf? Is this in a fucking condom?Was that you who threw the banana onto my balcony?" >"Yeah it's a banana in a condom,it was me and my bf, what did you do with the banana ?" >"Oh, i just threw it off the balcony, it was disgusting"
Cont.
Chase Bailey
op here
con't
>took condom filled with banana mash >threw it on the floor >everybody did the dinosaurs
Isaac Gonzalez
...
Eli Rivera
if this is your best story you must be insufferable to be around
Sebastian Ross
...
Isaiah Watson
kys subhuman filth
Lincoln Cooper
...
Brandon Ramirez
Tits or gtfo
Logan Gray
OP here Not a little weeabo shit, not gonna post tits. Fuck off tit begging peasants.
Aaron Thomas
goddammit with all these wannabe "women" on Sup Forums who dont show their damn tits. I mean thats all you're fuckin worth you stupid slut, we told you a thousand times. If you cant handle a little misogyny you cant handle the truth, let alone Sup Forums. gtfo if no tits young lady.
Ayden Myers
> >Once you post tits you may. Until then >Sage Further proof this "tradition" is intended to objectify fems and for men to feel like they have any right whatsoever to tell a woman to do a damn thing.
Jack Richardson
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LIKE THIS STORY
Jeremiah Williams
That's exactly how it works, tits or gtfo
Oliver Morales
Then GTFO it's always an option weaabo
Adrian Howard
how the fuck people lose virginity so early -when I was 14 I was fucking busy playing football, buying cigs from older guys, playin pokemon tazos, wwatching my first porn but not fucking with girls. Furthermore at this age boys and girls from my class were best buddies hanging around with no sexual subtext, joking, dancing and having casula fun. RLY youre like result of some deepshit ghetto pathology or what?
Nathan Long
No one gives a fuck. Tits or gtfo. Simple as that. Stupid women act like they have any use other than sucking cooking fucking and to look at. Sucks to suck.
Adrian Flores
You're not OP but if you are Tits or gtfo
Colton Lee
No, we want to ensure that women don't feel welcome here. They are sex objects to be used here. Nothing more, they aren't special here, they're less than human here. The only place online that that's still true.
Lucas Cook
Tits or gtfo
Christopher Green
Moar?
Brandon Reyes
LOL thanks for admitting misogyny is truth. Geez was that so fucking hard?! It's not my job to get your pathetic weezer hard. My tits are my own so foad
Leave then No one gives a fuck unless you show Tits. Even then no one cares , just want more tits
Elijah Phillips
kill yourself
Sebastian Evans
stfu you fat fedora wearing white knight neckbeard newfag
Ian Lopez
then gtfo you fucking coose kys on the way out pls ty
Jackson Rodriguez
We don't feel shit, this place belongs to us, if you show us your tits maybe we'll accept you, if not? Just fuck off, we'll only make you mad
Christian Russell
indicative of disease
Nathan Wright
gr8 b8 f@g
Gavin Evans
No you cunt
Alexander James
>how the fuck people lose virginity so early -when I was 14 Usually becuz some male molests the girl before she is ready and activates her sexuality too early. see: loli thread if there is one
Xavier Lee
/thread
Carson Murphy
Go back to tumblr you fat msg snorting whore.
Jayden White
>we are now in a place where fags could have been here for years and never fully understood the tits or gtfo rule
can you all just shut the fuck up and read the story
Jeremiah Miller
This is new how? Must keep sexism alive on the innternet?
Hudson Walker
It's only if she wants something because she's a girl you idiot Shit, you something against that butthurt
Jaxon Rodriguez
>You don't belong here but yet I am here! Fucking astounding aint it?
Julian Sanchez
Leave your hometown, travel somewhere else, get some perspective on the differences between cultures (even within a single country). Until then, stop talking. You're embarrassing yourself.
James Ramirez
What do you mean? Thats exactly how it works? hes claiming to be a girl. Which demands that 'she' shows us some tits with a timestamp before we go any further.
I didnt make this rule, i am simply enforcing it.
What do you mean 'thats not how it works'?
Logan Sullivan
This, unless you are a desperate loser or some faggot trying to be more Sup Forums than Sup Forums, the story should be the focus.
Levi Allen
Shalom
Justin Flores
You sound like a tremendous faggot.
Andrew Sanchez
>No tits. >No timestamp. >Thread still full of people talking to OP
Adrian Cruz
OP here still aint gonna post tits.
Gonna cont. the story
>a day passes >me and bf walk by her house again >go check under the balcony >holy shit bricks.jpg >the mashed banana in a condom is still there, frozen >have another idea >throw it back on the balcony >throw the banana >whoopsie daisy.jpg >frozen banana accidentally flies against the window >explodes all over the window >window complitely covered in banana and condom pieces >ROFLMAO.jpg >run away >the same day evening >FB message >user WTF DID YOU DO WITH MY FUCKING WINDOW!? >lmao im sorry i'll help you clean it up >never helped her
THE END
And FYI to the lonely virgins asking for tits or gtfo ... calling it a rule. Go check the Sup Forums rules- Sup Forums has no rules. so you can just all go and kill yourself
Luke Harris
Read
Jeremiah Russell
Just continue the fucking story m8
Lincoln Watson
Faggot fuck off. If she is a girl then it is our right to see her fucking hambags. Thats the orice she pays for coming here.
Who the fuck are you to question the fucking laws of Sup Forums in our very own house? Fucking whiteknight scum. Kys
Hudson Watson
If someone wants something based on their gender they should deliver but just saying that they're a female isn't enough of a reason to demand tits. It had something to do with the story and now the whole thread is fucking derailed because of faggots like you
Chase Bell
No one cares cunt
Adam Ward
Don't care cunt, doesn't make it true
Owen Kelly
worst story ever give your mom my condolences for not aborting you
Jeremiah Russell
How to lose virginity. By user 2016
STOP BEING A FUCKING BETA YOU FGT.
Liam Taylor
>No tits >No timestamp
Sage goes in all fields.
Leo Thomas
Was a shit thread/ story anyway
Colton Martin
Welp
Carson Allen
heard yall need some titties hopefully anime titties will work not like ops an actual woman anyway even if she is shes probably fugly af hey op kill yourself retarded cunt
David Sanchez
You're not going nforcing shit if you keep bumping her thread fag stop arguing and wait for tits. > inb4 hurr durr I sage regularly It works once.. Like what I'm doing now.
Julian Stewart
its not a rule of Sup Forums, its one of the many rules of the internet. sorry.
John Turner
>Sup Forums has no rules >ignoring the global rules that apply to Sup Forums
Jonathan Jackson
You can either not state that you're female and be accepted or you can and this is the response you get
Carson Powell
Why even post then?
Colton Murphy
Fucking Normie's, leVe. The story sucks massive donkey balls. The only interesting thing that might happen is OP gets soccer. All you underaged whiteknights defending this bitch bewsboys need to fuck right off back to fb/leddit/wherever-thr-fuck- you came from.
Aiden Adams
are you going to show your tits already?
Andrew Thomas
what a shitty fucking blog post
Christopher Gonzalez
hey babe, don't let these faggots treat you like that. You need a real man. I hear what they are saying though, nothing wrong with posting pics of your body
Caleb Jenkins
didnt even read go back to tumblr hambeast
Aaron Garcia
OP here Still ugly enough to have a boyfriend ;)
Colton Stewart
worst story ever. tits or kill yourself
Luis Davis
>Be me. >be 26. >Friday night. >Drunk as fuck. >Call escort. >Come round user. >Get taxi. >Arive in good time. >Pay £125 >She goes to "freshen up" >Comes back. >I'm still stood where she left me. >She giggles. >You can get naked user. >I do. >Fold clothes neatly in the corner. >She giggles again at my little willy.
Ryan Diaz
>actually trying to diplomatically defend yourself by making reference to rules. Bitch tits or gtfo is a rule by the people for the people, oblige or fuck off.