Okay Sup Forums i just remembered a story from my life and I wanted to share it with you guys

Okay Sup Forums i just remembered a story from my life and I wanted to share it with you guys.

>be me
>14 year old virgin girl
>have my first boyfriend
>we wanted to know how the fuck do condoms work
>bought a pack
>open one condom up
>ew wtf.jpg
>thought we would roll it over a banana
>we rolled it out complitely
>bf ties up the condom
>banana in a condom.jpg
>laugh over it and throw it around the room
>banana gets so mashed up that even the peels got mashed complitely
>thought we would troll my friend

Cont. Trust me it gets better from here.

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Tits of gtfo...sorry i dont make the rules, i just enforce them

who cares ? are really all guys on b 60 yr old manchilds?

That's not how it works faggot

Was kinda thinking the same thing... hasnt this gotten old already? :'D

No newfriend, you literally will be considered a guy unless you can prove you arent. Its Sup Forums's tradition. Nothing to do with age or sexual desire. Dont flatter yourself.

It actually is, dumbass. Her being a girl had nothing to do with her story.

So do I cont? Cuz it gets really good from here

bitch all you are is a sack of fat. if we cant slap your titties around in real life at least we can see them on a screen you little slut. Now do it. Your story might be cute but your high pitched voice carries no punch without a Sup Forums ID (.)(.)

She's not craving attention for being a girl
I'm not OP you faglord

Once you post tits you may. Until then
Sage

Xdddddddddddd

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Continue
Or die

Happy?

Not you

Never ask to Cont, just start typing the next part

yes and traditions of sexism must be kept alive! Another excuse for males to see tits and fap period. Still not seen a logical rationale for this shit

almost. were gonna need a timestamp. real tits are in short supply sis

timestamp
or sage

Eat shit.

Tits or GTFO

image.jpg

Not you.

Saging for sage-inappropriate reasons .. well man: Sage

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Cont. Story but pics of tits with time stamp come first.
Rules are the rules.

Tits or GTFO
Sage in all fieldS

>Eat shit.
Not into that, go ahead, my friend

Cont.

>my friend - she lives on the first floor with an open balcony
>in a hood like this? she's just asking for trouble
>we go there
>throw the condom over to her balcony
>lands right in the middle where it's easily visible for maximum trolling
>3 days later
>Facebook message
>"user, wtf? Is this in a fucking condom?Was that you who threw the banana onto my balcony?"
>"Yeah it's a banana in a condom,it was me and my bf, what did you do with the banana ?"
>"Oh, i just threw it off the balcony, it was disgusting"

Cont.

op here

con't

>took condom filled with banana mash
>threw it on the floor
>everybody did the dinosaurs

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if this is your best story you must be insufferable to be around

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kys subhuman filth

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Tits or gtfo

OP here
Not a little weeabo shit, not gonna post tits. Fuck off tit begging peasants.

goddammit with all these wannabe "women" on Sup Forums who dont show their damn tits. I mean thats all you're fuckin worth you stupid slut, we told you a thousand times. If you cant handle a little misogyny you cant handle the truth, let alone Sup Forums. gtfo if no tits young lady.

>
>Once you post tits you may. Until then
>Sage
Further proof this "tradition" is intended to objectify fems and for men to feel like they have any right whatsoever to tell a woman to do a damn thing.

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LIKE THIS STORY

That's exactly how it works, tits or gtfo

Then GTFO it's always an option weaabo

how the fuck people lose virginity so early -when I was 14 I was fucking busy playing football, buying cigs from older guys, playin pokemon tazos, wwatching my first porn but not fucking with girls. Furthermore at this age boys and girls from my class were best buddies hanging around with no sexual subtext, joking, dancing and having casula fun. RLY youre like result of some deepshit ghetto pathology or what?

No one gives a fuck. Tits or gtfo. Simple as that. Stupid women act like they have any use other than sucking cooking fucking and to look at. Sucks to suck.

You're not OP but if you are Tits or gtfo

No, we want to ensure that women don't feel welcome here. They are sex objects to be used here. Nothing more, they aren't special here, they're less than human here. The only place online that that's still true.

Tits or gtfo

Moar?

LOL thanks for admitting misogyny is truth. Geez was that so fucking hard?! It's not my job to get your pathetic weezer hard. My tits are my own so foad

You don't belong here, we get off on sexism.

>manCHILDS
Hello darkness my old friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=GudcQm8vRb0

This is how it works...
gtfo

Leave then
No one gives a fuck unless you show Tits. Even then no one cares , just want more tits

kill yourself

stfu you fat fedora wearing white knight neckbeard newfag

then gtfo you fucking coose
kys on the way out pls ty

We don't feel shit, this place belongs to us, if you show us your tits maybe we'll accept you, if not? Just fuck off, we'll only make you mad

indicative of disease

gr8 b8 f@g

No you cunt

>how the fuck people lose virginity so early -when I was 14
Usually becuz some male molests the girl before she is ready and activates her sexuality too early. see: loli thread if there is one

/thread

Go back to tumblr you fat msg snorting whore.

>we are now in a place where fags could have been here for years and never fully understood the tits or gtfo rule

can you all just shut the fuck up and read the story

This is new how? Must keep sexism alive on the innternet?

It's only if she wants something because she's a girl you idiot
Shit, you something against that butthurt

>You don't belong here
but yet I am here! Fucking astounding aint it?

Leave your hometown, travel somewhere else, get some perspective on the differences between cultures (even within a single country). Until then, stop talking. You're embarrassing yourself.

What do you mean?
Thats exactly how it works?
hes claiming to be a girl. Which demands that 'she' shows us some tits with a timestamp before we go any further.

I didnt make this rule, i am simply enforcing it.

What do you mean 'thats not how it works'?

This, unless you are a desperate loser or some faggot trying to be more Sup Forums than Sup Forums, the story should be the focus.

Shalom

You sound like a tremendous faggot.

>No tits.
>No timestamp.
>Thread still full of people talking to OP

OP here still aint gonna post tits.

Gonna cont. the story

>a day passes
>me and bf walk by her house again
>go check under the balcony
>holy shit bricks.jpg
>the mashed banana in a condom is still there, frozen
>have another idea
>throw it back on the balcony
>throw the banana
>whoopsie daisy.jpg
>frozen banana accidentally flies against the window
>explodes all over the window
>window complitely covered in banana and condom pieces
>ROFLMAO.jpg
>run away
>the same day evening
>FB message
>user WTF DID YOU DO WITH MY FUCKING WINDOW!?
>lmao im sorry i'll help you clean it up
>never helped her

THE END

And FYI to the lonely virgins asking for tits or gtfo ... calling it a rule. Go check the Sup Forums rules- Sup Forums has no rules. so you can just all go and kill yourself

Read

Just continue the fucking story m8

Faggot fuck off.
If she is a girl then it is our right to see her fucking hambags.
Thats the orice she pays for coming here.

Who the fuck are you to question the fucking laws of Sup Forums in our very own house?
Fucking whiteknight scum.
Kys

If someone wants something based on their gender they should deliver but just saying that they're a female isn't enough of a reason to demand tits. It had something to do with the story and now the whole thread is fucking derailed because of faggots like you

No one cares cunt

Don't care cunt, doesn't make it true

worst story ever
give your mom my condolences for not aborting you

How to lose virginity.
By user 2016

STOP BEING A FUCKING BETA YOU FGT.

>No tits
>No timestamp

Sage goes in all fields.

Was a shit thread/ story anyway

Welp

heard yall need some titties
hopefully anime titties will work
not like ops an actual woman anyway
even if she is shes probably fugly af
hey op kill yourself retarded cunt

You're not going nforcing shit if you keep bumping her thread fag stop arguing and wait for tits.
> inb4 hurr durr I sage regularly
It works once..
Like what I'm doing now.

its not a rule of Sup Forums, its one of the many rules of the internet. sorry.

>Sup Forums has no rules
>ignoring the global rules that apply to Sup Forums

You can either not state that you're female and be accepted or you can and this is the response you get

Why even post then?

Fucking Normie's, leVe. The story sucks massive donkey balls. The only interesting thing that might happen is OP gets soccer. All you underaged whiteknights defending this bitch bewsboys need to fuck right off back to fb/leddit/wherever-thr-fuck- you came from.

are you going to show your tits already?

what a shitty fucking blog post

hey babe, don't let these faggots treat you like that. You need a real man. I hear what they are saying though, nothing wrong with posting pics of your body

didnt even read
go back to tumblr hambeast

OP here
Still ugly enough to have a boyfriend ;)

worst story ever. tits or kill yourself

>Be me.
>be 26.
>Friday night.
>Drunk as fuck.
>Call escort.
>Come round user.
>Get taxi.
>Arive in good time.
>Pay £125
>She goes to "freshen up"
>Comes back.
>I'm still stood where she left me.
>She giggles.
>You can get naked user.
>I do.
>Fold clothes neatly in the corner.
>She giggles again at my little willy.

>actually trying to diplomatically defend yourself by making reference to rules.
Bitch tits or gtfo is a rule by the people for the people, oblige or fuck off.

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