G'morning b

g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because I'll allways have your daily threads to look forward to.

because every cell of our body is created to survive. It's not easy to kill ourselves.

>Because i have to open this same thread every day to find an excuse to kill myself

I am about to go on a second date with a lady. She's made me cake and we're going to have coffee and cake and watch a film.

I'm afraid there is no afterlife and I don't know what it means to cease to exist.... where does my consciousness go?

because I need sauce on this before I die

Because for the most part im happy irl.

I may as well stick around until im 60 at least

These girls look retarded

Nowhere. As your brain dies so will your consciousness.

where was your conciousness before you were born? It wasnt because it didn't exist. when you die there's nothign because you arent concious.

it doesnt matter if we die right now. nothing matters. think about that. we live because we are made to live and reproduce, nothing more.

all porn girls are retarded

Because the jews over at riot enabled urf for the weekend

It's messy and I have no energy cause all I've been eating is trash

Also got me some cute yoga pants at the thrift store

what is the source plebs

Because im not sure if i can salvage my life or not. That uncertainty keeps me around for now.

:-)
:-)
g'luck on 2nd date
don't know
makes sense

Because my friends and family would be sad.

Ive fapped to this but i cant remember...

Just bought my first house at 27 put 50% down payment. The housing market where I live is very hot right now. A house right beside mine sold 80 k over what payed for mine. I feel like was a good investment

congrats user.

Because even though my girl dumped me a few days ago I got the sweet-ass apartment and I'm gonna fuck a girl now and maybe one later tonight.

op sauce is Wowgirls paloma & klara - Lets come together

Where u at?

...

Reason to live: to not die
Reason to die: to stop living
Super simple stuff

good comic.

Just got a $3 raise and finished paying off my house this year. Now is all easy living.

Because I am scared.

I fucking hate myself so much.

why do you hate yourself ?

Because even though life isn't the best right now. I have hope that it will get better.

Because there's butts like this I gotta go find.

butts are awesome, i agree.

chance ill get to KILL YOU

how are you going to do that ?

every keystroke uve ever made into a personal computer has been recorded, every subvocalised action of thought uve likely ever had has been recorded, ur exact position location state of mind thoughts and likely ur next subset of action is known.

oh cool.
how do you plan on killing me? what method of murder shall you use ?

thx user

the most effecient method would be some form of concentrated emp blast to ur position that would wipe ur neuro networks and just essentially permanently switch you off/shut you down

you and 7 billion others!

winrar!!

its not murder if i get away with it.page10

THIS

If your friends and family would even care a little about you they would recognize your problems and help you. Instead, you're trying to come up with reasons not to kill yourself on the internet.

well that's certainly an original way to murder someone.

does the technology exist to do this? And do you have access to it ? Might make it tough to murder me in this way if it's impossible.

its not murder and yes and yes