BOSTON RED SOX VS BALTIMORE ORIOLES OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

BOSTON RED SOX VS BALTIMORE ORIOLES OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

Winner gets FIRST PLACE

Come on, don't >risp already...

Did all the Eurosoccerfags scare off all the Baseball people from making gamethreads tonight? I made this after no one else had 19 minutes into game

Everyone is still >rags'ing

>rags

Is erod going to be good today?

>John FINALLY giving the 15 times all star a start this season
why does he hate him so much? his ear?

I'm just terrified that at any moment there's going to be an outbreak of 50 APOLOGIZE, SAY MY NAME, JUST, etc threads

>first place
that's bad retards

I'm only here for /StayInThePark/, by far my favorite part of the Red Sox broadcast. Makes me feel like I'm actually at the game. Can't wait!

Baseball is just incredibly comfy before the NBA ends or before the All-Star break in general. More relaxing.

After the ASG and especially when football season starts you'll see shit spammed everywhere.

But yes generally people are just paying attention to other stuff

>on pace for a lot of hits
hits are like the wins of batting stats imo

>non-all star busgarts might have 200 hits
>meanwhile derek jeter had over 3,000

same bro

I have every thread hidden on catalog except the NBA threads and this one

Get ready for more of the same once Game 6 starts

>selfeo
what did they mean by this

God someone needs to plunk Ortiz right in his far bigger mouth

Sox sweep in 6 prove me wrong.

>tfw they keep Farrell because of this season

far bigger than what, ur dick? Lmao..,

wow is this guy an ace or what

DANGEROUS line out

anyone want to go to movie night with me

He folds around the 5th

Wilson no hitter through 2~!

DONT JINX IT

I said ironically so I think we're good

anyone here

umm why did he do that, what is the strategy

E-Rod better not be tipping pitches... AGAIN.

why are the Orioles literally allowed to cheat and still played a suspended player tbqh machado should be banned for life since he has a history of being a chimp and it's clearly from steroids.

probably a good pitch to swing at there

Why even swing against this guy, hardly anything is in the zone

all star fly out

>Gary did a nice report on Shaw adjusting his load
What did he mean by this

Is Castillo elite?

is Leon the best catcher in baseball history

Yes and yes.

who /mookie/ here

yes just like allen craig is elite.

shit wilson get it together

FREAKING MANLETS

Eating Jelly Belly's, do I get a bowl for all the nasty flavors (popcorn, chocolate, marshmallow, coconut) or go HARDCORE mode and eat them all?

Dave calls you up rn from the clubhouse ipad and asks you one player who should be DFA immediately, who do you pick? me? I'd pick manlet.

O's fans: the next game must be pitched by either Ubaldo Jimenez or a recently-returned-from-retirement Jim Palmer. Whom do you choose?

Honestly I might go with Palmer at this point.

gary likes to learn all about big guys

maybe barnes?

metholtz

how do you not like popcorn

Have you ever had the popcorn jelly belly? I just ate one and almost yakked

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

Castillo back to cuba

Popcorn is one of the comfy flavors you meme

Aww yeah O's

What the hell are you...

dfa this shitter when

>sox blowing it
>no pepe poster in sight
did he just give up on the team?

uhh when did NESN update their GUI????

>he's unironically warming barnes

fuck you john 3 runs should be a winnable start for this offense

d-delete this! besides who else is going to start?

Maybe you can use him to get Miller back

it's all blue now wtf why do that in the middle of the season?

that guy clay in the BP looks pretty good

e-god? more like... e-tard... e-retard.,,

He's probably on a 3-day again
Why would anyone give up on the team when they're actually out of the basement

only the oldest oldf_gs will remember this trade

lol will jerry be talking about how to be a father??

Wilson doing things apparently

That was more defense than Wilson. Quick ass inning though.


>Pedey AB is a game highlight

Can the Sox just have a 3 starter rotation ffs

MVPchado

this guy LITERALLY should not be playing baseball right now

>letting a reliever sit during ABs so you have to start him warming again
>didnt have anyone else warming
>starter is maybe cooked and getting hit around
what the fuck, john

see you in AAA idi*t

thanks for playing e-rod

stop it

>This guy was supposed to be the next Arrieta because hurrrr trading pitchers for rentals

your welcmon

lol is that e rod still on the mound (giving up hits and runs) ((very erod like))

Wew

>using my filenames

>young pitchers never have ups and downs
>implying you dont want him back on your team
i bet the o's dont even do team hugs 2bh

at least they didn't get swept...

no he's on the 'half' diet so he will only eat half of that... to lose weight...

They'll do that gay hugging shit once they win the WS

remember when we had an offense

>we

>wuz

>all-stars

>Red Sox fans already leaving the stadium

ACES, user, aces.

giving up on your team is good retard

it's 9pm and they all have work in the morning, not everyone in the US is an unemployed negro like Baltipoor shitter fuck you faggot

RICKARD ROLL

Fuck off Baltimore

hahahahaha we're straight up ROBBIN these bawwston fags 2nite

it's not polite to yell at the gorillas in the zoo user

You just mad cause Baltimore is stylin' over Boston

If we dont score this inning, im done watching i have a 200 word essay due tommorrow and I've only done a fourth of it

this

i have a 100 word essay due at midnight i am really sweating my friends

Tyler Wilson should throw his curveball more. It's basically his only legit swing-and-miss pitch.

I like this Wilson character

>200 word essay

That's like 10 minutes of writing. What kind of bullshit classes are you taking?

BUCCHOLZ

red sucks bros would you rather:

Option erod down to pawtucket to work on his pitching/rehab his knee to avoid having his struggles impact the red sox standings. elias and bucholz get to start for the foreseeable future.

OR

let erod keep pitching in the majors regardless of whether he gets it together next start or a month from now