Hey guys I've fapped a shit ton lately cuz i've had the house to myself

Hey guys I've fapped a shit ton lately cuz i've had the house to myself

have a real life GRILL coming over tomorrow and I want to be ready. how the fuck do I get more testosterone (like you get on Nofap going a week without fapping boosts by up to 70%) in a short period of time.

Is there any pills I can take to boost my t levels? I don't wanna be a little pathetic faggot when i'm with her i wanna b alpha

halp plz

bumpin w/ ass

You take some steroids you mongoloid

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Nah don't want to be a little shrimp dick ED fag like you sorry m8.

Anyone else?

Get a tube and shove milk down your dick.

Does this work?

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Go to GNC and get some t boosters. Take that along with some zinc, b6, and magnesium pills and you'll be alright by then. Also, post more pics of the first girl faggot

Except you're the one asking in anonymous board how to look alpha lel. Show up to my house and I'll show you how alpha you are you piece of shit. I bet you can't even deadlift 350 haha

What's the shit that gives you huge loads is that l-argenine?

Kek I squat 5 and deadlift 6 you little pussy. I don't waste my time on plebs fuck off now.

>i wanna b alpha

don't, alphas are cancer

Eat a shit tonne of celery = Makes you have a bigger load and your cum pearly white

Stay away from energy drinks = They can kill off your load

Gtfo nigger. You don't lift, your first post asking how to be alpha is enough evidence that you are a wimpy ass little kid beating off to porn and finally getting a prostitute to lose your virginity and hope not to embarrass yourself. I've already told you how to be swole as fuck and fuck almost any girl but keep living in your fantasy world kid. Peace nigger

Is this for real? Celery seriously?

Viagra

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I don't know about that. All I know is that L - Arginine opens up your blood vessels. If you have high T levels then theoretically you should have a bigger load

Work out

i like how one of them lookin at me like ugh you so ugly gtfo

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