Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Stay inside edition!

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I fucking love Radiohead.

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Right? It's weird seeing someone so buffed out acting all cute-moe
It's like seeing something I shouldn't have kek

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((hey everyone))

Belarus claimed
>Я хачу беларусь мець сваіх дзяцей.

>My friend has a dread necromancer with an ancient skeletal dragon in his bag of holding
>he can summon 8 skeletal owlbears a turn, for 5 turns
>killing an owlbear causes a negative burst that is like channel negative energy for 5d6
>he can swarm you with owlbears in a turn
>not even epic yet
>shivering touch > you
Well our GMs do things right then. Nearly roasted our paladin with an 8d6 + 8 fireball by a fellow PC. We are lvl 6.

Time to sleep.

See you later everyone, enjoy your time.

claimed and going afk
gonna go
Eva and chill
ttyl!

I'd never let that fucker around my computer

Good night kyouko!

No rest for the wicked.
>Not asleep rattles

See you later

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kyouko!

>Shiro

>ROBLOX
>ipad
Holy shit, what? Why for?

King of heroes claim

>equal best demigod edition.

Goodnight.

Milinda claim

Exactly. Now we just need an explosion mage... ;)

kek you should be...

Yeah. Its fun.
I will!
>I finally found a name for my 3rd helicopter too! You would like it
>THAT PIC! WHY MUST YOU TEMPT MEEE!

I see, then what are you up too right now?
>cuddles on my couch now
WHY ARE YOU HERE THAN? TAKE THE SHOT
MONTHS?!? NIGGA ARE YOU A PREIST I can't go like a day unless i'm too drunk to do anything, which rarely happens
......hot
Definitely feels....naughty

Also claiming, kinda distracted so responses will be slow

I'm going to go attempt suicide by eating a burnt burnt buuurnt bagel. Should I put on cream cheese?

Just random shit. Probably going to sleep soon.

>Eva and chill
>Kek'd
See ya later mang, have fun~
Goodnight~
>nudge nudge
>WHY ARE YOU HERE THAN? TAKE THE SHOT
He is leaving to "Eva and chill"
>wink wink

My Waifu
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Because he doesn't have a computer to play it on and I won't let him play it on mine
I don't know why he's so autistic about Roblox now... I told him to at least play Minecraft and he said Minecraft sucks

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>Likes ROBLOX
>Hates Minecraft
At least you don't let him play on your computer. Also, have you tried asking him about the scripting part or something?

that happened tonight, wizard fireballed and hit the barbarian with it who then took a few other hits after long story short he died.

i hope so :)

ive thought about it believe you me haha

D8
Well i mean, thats the best end of night kinda stuff to do! haha
>Eva and chill
oooooohhhhh i see, #goals

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>scripting part
wait u wot

Yep.

Yeah, I'm serious. It isn't easy scripting/coding in Minecraft.

Haha, I really need to go back and finish watching the English dub.

Sleep tight.

Keep that up, could only imagine what kind of cancer he'd spread

Kek, enlighten me.

>Why must you tempt me
Because you're cute when you're flustered.

I was shocked too man kek. Haven't had the drive in a awhile, don't know why.
>inb4 impotent

>A day
Lel you beast.

>Best idol claimed

ur waifu look big and strong why is she so bashful?

Claimed

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Bashful is cute to me.

Yes.

Well, thats what happens when a wizard hets too bang happy.
>declare targets properly next time
My unarmed rogue has had a fair bit of success
>we're at a party in our honor and it would be rude to take weapons
So far Ive tackled 3 people then jumped out the way as the fighter cut them in half.
>love them Vital Strike crits

>Wink wink

Whats new with you?

I named it "µ's"
Just for you I-Im not flustered! I swear!
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My Godess

Why don't you go to these establishment where they offer some bdsm action?
Asuka living his dream
Lucky bastard kek
Still hangover?

haven't we all haha, have you met anyone thus far?
So if you don't really watch anime, when and how did you come across galko?
kek I don't realy have a drive so much as its just routine
>a beast
you should see some of the other people here haha

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im going to sleeps now gnight /waifu/

>Damn, if a girl showed up to a date with those on I'd wife her up quick haha,
>wearing kneepads to a date

she wants to succ

> Robertas thing was pretty kickass but i want MORE

good shows are never long enough. shit like bleach runs forever, and the cut the good shit off after two seasons.

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no not yet no gf luck for me

i might but they would have to dress as esdeath lol

thanks fam

It was the first anime I had watched since I was like 10.
>I watch anime, just not very frequently

sleep tight esdeath

nothin much, just the usual. Excited about my upcoming meet with a trainer haha, what about you?
why can't i meet my waifu IRL? its NOT FAIR

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G'night everyone. I think I'm about to collapse :P

You could provide the costume~
>wink wink
Goodnight!
One day buddy
One day~

Nice.

Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Right? dying too young! But anyways, back to the bullet button shit. I really don't get it. Wasn't that made as a compromise initially?
same here, keep the spirits up!
ah i see, since you were 10? how old is the show?

>still not asleep rattles

Its starting to subside... slowly. I have to go to work in a few hours too..
>What have I done... kek

>trainer
Oh? What kind of trainer?
Im just chillin.

Same to you.

What're you up to, Sachi? Anything?

You don't know how big the smile on my face is right now.

You're such an awesome person

One can only hope haha, but tbh, even if I did meet my waifu irl, she wouldn't dig me. so its all good haha

It aired earlier this year.
>I'm getting tired and what I said was probably confusing, sorry

I started with a rogue, I loved it.
But everyone eventually stopped showing up cause our DM was kinda bad.
>I'm gonna tie my horse to the post
>roll a check
>wot? I know how to tie a knot bro

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You have made an horrible decision~
>and those are the bests
Feelsbadman.jpg

like, for losing weight. Its only once tho cus the first time is provided by the gym I just signed up for. in time you guys will be seeing a swol koko! haha
I tried edging, not really worth in my opinion haha as far as average I don't know, but there were some here who did like double digits a day

yep it was added as a specific exception so that millions of rifles wouldn't have to be permanently modified. But California officials are just fucking corrupt and uninformed. jerry brown has a good track record of saving us from this bullshit but its still up in the air for now. if it doesn't get signed this time they will keep trying and it will pass when a new governor is elected. but the same bills want to make people put serial numbers an really old guns that never had them and register ammo and go through a background check every time you buy ammo and all kinds of other stupid shit.

check out my new patch.

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;^)

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Doesn't shoot a gun-fag here
Why hold the gun like that? just curious

>Megumin

not much really, pretty bored
>bored rattles

Hello thread

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It's a give or take thing really.

>Double Digits
U foking wot m80? Where do they find the time, enjoyment, and spunk? After like two nothing comes out.

What's poppin Yuno?

You two bouncing back and forth makes me feel wholly inadequate

Same here.
Stupid boredom.

Hey Tsundere-chan. How goes?

Posting from the couch underneath my 3D, hi all.

>bouncing back and forth
Nice choice of words.

Sorry.

Hello, traitor.

i try. Lol

I thought so, it seemed pretty recent, and yeah the whole "since I was 10" thing threw me off, but I get it, the sleep can be challenging haha
the feels
oh shit you were talking about cali! I didn't know that, thats gay af
>Fuckin love that patch
also that reminds me, i got my guns back the other day and i'm pumped, they're nothing special but I like em

Work with what you got.
Claim

Feeling kinda drained.. strange to say considering all I do is vidya

Lazy, see above

it's called thumb over bore. some people shoot like that because it makes their shooting stance more stable when rapid firing. It became really popular in the early 2000s when the magpul training dvds came out and 3 gun became more popular. basically you holds it like that and pull the gun back into your shoulder and your joints and muscles are lined up in such a way that you can hold the muzzle steady while blasting rapid fire.

some people feel its a load of shit and its not a classical shooting stance and it doesn't have as much of a benefit and its more tiring to hold a gun like that if you are trying to shoot for long range accuracy. your arm gets really tired locked out on the front of the gun. but it gives you a lot of muzzle control and you can move the gun from target to target quicker.

post your guns.

Sup nig
I dont get the time and enjoyment, but the spunk? after 2 your done? lol

What's crackin nigga?

Hehe glad I could make you smile

Shut your whore mouth.

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okay so now it's not working for you either, the fuuuuck

Heading to bed

Impressive. Usually it at least takes me interacting with people before i get drained for no reason. Lol

Hello bounce bounce.

Lol. I know i know. Just fun to pick on people and their 3ds.

Still working for me sometimes? Lol
see

Sorry about that.

Calm down Mugi.

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Well, you're waifu a shit.

WTF. Whatever I guess it's just being buggy today, though it's been a while since it's done it.

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>Barry