Ask a U.K. Milatery fag anything

Ask a U.K. Milatery fag anything

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nice boots faggot

How bored are you?

When did you first out about how you going to of laying out your military background?

Thanks I guess

Verry

How many men do you share a room with?

16

Infantry?

Yep, cant even spell. Checks out. He's from UK military.

Airforce

where are the women?

RAF reg?

At home

How can such a whiny pisspot country think the SAS are better than the SEALS?

Shit belt, badly fitted trousers. Sounds about right.

Yes

ok dude calm down

How does it feel being part of a military that wishes it could be the U.S. military?

Fuck sharing a room with 16 men. How much do you get paid a month?

how fucked are your teeth requesting close picture

Never heard of 26 SAS being dropped in one hit with a single rpg

TOP KEK!

Do you really think you are doing anything of worth?
Do you really think you are part of the "good guys"?

£3000

Oh hi there. I'm USAF. Worked at Menwith Hill for a while.

I just see it as a job

You do know what Brits think of US military right? Spoiled with kit, treated like shit, dime a dozen, still got racial prejudices because your country is12 years old

No way. Are you a fully commissioned officer?

Ah cool what force are you in?

Are you a hat?

TOP FUCKING KEK! You say that like you could kick our ass or something. We could send our fucking ROTCs from high school over there to slap you ninnies silly.

So once the war starts you will just run away?

Wish I was

Spoiled with kit?
What does that mean?

USA USA USA!

No nothing like that, I'm a staff sergeant. By trade I'm a linguist.

No I'll do as orderd

>When did you first out about how you going to of laying out your military background?

Have you ever been so far as decided to even go look further?

more money than common sense

Heavy reliance on tech, so that the soldiers don't need to be fit at all, they can just push buttons

Do you smoke marijuana?

You are Verry overfunded and are given way too much shit

I have similar boots but mine are Magnum tac boots. Aka they're better than your europoor shit.

How are you sharing a room with 16 people if ur a sergeant?

I can't whether or not an asshole if to bother with being scared.

He's not op I am

Sorry I responded to the wrong comment. Idk what rank OP is, and I certainly don't live with 16 other people. I have a house.

KEK, so true. But you never hear the SAS even being deployed begging enemy lines...

Why can't you spell?

I also prefer magnums

id fuck fuck in my dry asshole if my boots where that dirty

so how useless are the Americans that are with you, my best mate from home joined and said they took over an outpost in Hellman with 52 american with 24 of our lads and still got more done.

Op here lance cpl

Be scared faggot

So you're a fuckin POG

how many years you been in?
and have you been sent to any other countries?

Tighten your belt lizard

Yeh I've made a couple of American friends they don't work as hard as us though lazy shits

What's the best lube for anal sex?

Been in 3 years never been to afghan but been Cyprus, Malta and Falklands

>Black boots
>No twisties
>crowbag belt
>Random shitty bed that you're lying on during the day

Either you're some REME creature or a walt.

Kill yourself.

Oh snap I thought they might be mags. Yours have a zipper down the side?

Don't hate the game. Fat eurofucks.

No just lace

what were you doing there? patrolling or helping their soldiers or something else?

Sorry about your payscales bro.
love from aus navy.

What's your job in the military?

Gotta get the zipper. They fit like a glove bro.

We get this shit free my gf seems to like it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_SAS_operations really?

I'd say walt.
Repping the REME here.
I'm a remf, and even I cringe at magnums.

Rad regemeng gunner
Bacicaly hang out the side of a chinook

Magnums are fucking shit
I prefer Lowas

Magnums are great and get the job done

That's pretty cool. I'm a combat engineer in the US Army

>16 guys in one room
>army distribute free lube

Repping the cavalry here.

>in uniform on a Sunday.
>black boots

Reservist or paintballer

not op, I'm an aus navy medic.
do you enjoy it? sounds pretty cool tbh.

Got put on shitty shift hence why I'm on b

It's a great job I couldn't rely ask for better. also good pay

>SSgt
>put on shift

You're a reservist lizard or a walting cadet mong. Choke to death on a dick buffet you crow fuck.

kek

>no ankle support
>not water proof
>not rugged enough
>heel wears excessively
My opinion anyway, they're only good as a garrison boot or jungle boot

>"Shift"

I'm not a staff Sgt that's someone else I'm a lance cpl in the regulars

It has its moments. When back in garrison we don't do shit but cut grass and pick up trash all over the battalion area. When we actually do some training then it's awesome. Demo ranges where we blow shit up is fun. We primarily use C4 when building our breaching charges. Also, go to the range every few months. Qualified expert on the M4, M240B, M9 and M26

Every heard of orderly sergeant you fucking autists

Op here I actually prefer the m4 to the l85

Sounds like fun ;)

Be honest is there any sex going on in the army ? I'm not talking about masturbation

Yeah I like the M4. I have an ACOG, PEQ15 and an under barrel hand grip on mine

feck. my pay is pretty good, but i'm ashore at the moment so my life is literally telling malingering dipshits to go back to work.
Demo range sounds cool as fuck, I'm with you though, you join to do a job and they stick you in garrison/base/shore and make you do hours of bullshit.

No one in the British Army calls it a 'shift'.
Source: an actual soldier with over 10 years service.

Never heard of a single credibly sergeant that wore magnums or didn't have his own bed/live on the pads.

Whatever rank you are you're a hacking OR and I'm surprised you can even type. Go back to snapchatting the rats girls in the block and enjoy knowing we fucking hate writing your reports and really don't give a shit.

Nothing gay

Officer detected.

why do you suck cock?

In addition why are you sandbags fucking addicted to monster.

I work for a living you overpayed fat cunt