Im in africa right now for vacation, and i found this raw diamond in the earth. Dubs decide what i buy first with my 5...

Im in africa right now for vacation, and i found this raw diamond in the earth. Dubs decide what i buy first with my 5.000.000$

Stick in ass

stick in ass

im with user ^

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Put in ass

looks more like you found some nigger's tooth

Deliver OP!

Kek

not what do, what to buy..

this is sugar, fggt
google translator says it´s called rock candy in english, I call it Kandiszucker

Dildo.

roll

Buy a hooker to help you stick it in your ass

>diamond
>soapy texture

Nice quartz mineral OP

wtf op thats not worth 5 mil

worth about $3.50

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OP here
i visited an expert and he said its a diamond, but he said its highly damaged and very dirty or sth.
he said best he can do is around one to two million USD

Fucking Loch Ness monster...

I can dig up small pies of quartz in my backyard too user.

Lul no you didnt and no one told you that

This looks more like quarts than anything else

You realise you can make diamonds in a lab now, right?

>dirty diamond
>worth 2 mil
>bigger then my penis

What kind of nigger goes on vacation in Africa.

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>raw diamond

Hitler is right guys

Real question how do you get past customs.

it doesnt even matter now u got HIV

>implying that was an expert
>implying you don't have to mine for diamonds
>implying that rock is worth more 0.20$

you yell out Allahu Akbar!

all these gets

I don't know of this is legit but listen and listen good. Do not. I repeat. Do not trade with africans.. I don't care if thier white, brown or purple.. hold onto that until you can get to your country of origin. 2 reasons.

1: The higher the worth of the diamond the more people will want it. This is a bad thing for you. You will become a target. They will not hesitate to kill you.

2. People outside if Africa aren't simply looking to get paid many of them would pay top dollar for the ability to place that in a ring or other form of jewelry. This is where you have an advantage.

Keep your mouth shut about it. To africans you found nothing. You saw nothing. It doesn't exist.

Thats quartz at best.

If it is a diamond, you'll be lucky to get a carrat out of it.

Sell it for industrial use (youll get about 40-60$ for it.)

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>giving good advice

>inb4 OP means 5 million nigger dollars because thats a kidney stone

Show them your TRIPS bitch

Kek this

thats sugar

Kek put in ass this is still going to be the end result

>>mfw jeweller
>>mfw Diamonds are worthless
>>mfw jews marketing worked and you give me all your money for rocks that arent even rare

Saw blood diamond
>>tfw this is the only real lesson in that movie

send it to me and you can go fuck yourself

Yeah thisStop being a poofter OP you faggot and stick something up your ass. Stop being a gaylord. Something goes in that ass or I'm outta here

thats sugar faggot

>Spends vacation in Africa

>Parents pay shitload of $ to offer their kids this experience

>user leaves room for breakfast happily

>sees a cup with rock sugar

>whispers to himself: "they Look like Diamonds, I'm gonna troll Sup Forums so hard..."

>mom says: "what did you say dear?"

>user: "nothing..."

>dad: "Listen user, mum and I prepared a surpise for you and your sister, we booked a private Safari. Your going to see Lions and Zebras and everything African wildlife has to offer. As. Long. As. You. Want."

>Sister: "Yaaaay!! I Love you Mom! I Love you dad! *hugs parents*

>user: "No, I can't dad. Im feeling sick i want to go back to my room."

>dad: "But we payed for it already, this is so important as a family memory! You'll enjoy it...and savor it when your old!"

>user, histerically: "I WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM!!"

>grabs cup with rock sugar and walks out the saloon whilst every other family at breakfast stares in shock

>mum: "...dear please come back!"

>dad: "he is 26 now, Linda. We can't Force him."

>user: "dis gun b gud"

>post his shitty story on Sup Forums and sits all day in a Hotel Room in Africa for replies while family is out in safari.

Well done.

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De Beers has diamonds monopolized and have been tricking dummies into buying a common rock

Diamonds actually worthless so.....

underrated post.

kek

Bullshit m8 they have to cut it, and you better find someone who can do it like a pro. Every ttied to know about sapfires and rubys? Shit either loses its value if it breaks or if done propely it goes up. Get a good cutter or sell it raw.

>inb4 its a piece of glass

That's not a diamond. Looks more like sugar than anything else. Even if it was diamond, it's shit quality and would be worth fuck all.

>go to internet
>search diamond worth
>see they are not worthless

This. Underrated post.

I am from Africa bruh and I will fucking murder you

...its a piece of sugar

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You are too busy murdering other niggers to do that user. Let's be honest here

"He is 26 now"
Top kek

Underrated post

Shine a light through it, why would you do what dubs say if it was a real 2m diamond? You would be on a plane straight to your country right now...
Here's a rough ruby I have

>Im in africa right now for vacation. Why?

Silly Goose! ,Africans cant afford internet they can't even afford rice how can they purchase a computer

Fucking laughed like madman when said he's 26.

That is obviously not a diamond. Pretty much everything's wrong. I have a hunch that might just be a clump of sugar, OP.

you're gonna get chopped with machetes m8

>jeweler
>doesn't know the difference between rock and mineral

Someone screencap this with the reactions please

SA fag here, that's a red rock crystal. They're everywhere. Nyce trye op.

Dirtiest diamond ever... Your won't be able to give that away breh

Hahaha you fucking mong. Raw diamonds arn't worth shit! The value comes from the skill and angles of the cut. Do some research before you start shit posting you faggot. And rolling for anal insertion

shove it up your ass and try to sell in america for 10 million

Use it to pay for all the malaria and AIDS treatments you gonna need.

i hope a nigger died while getting that diamond

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