Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Infidelity edition

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O.. Oh eh.. Okay then! If forgive ya
>tight hugs
Sure!

Yeah I was thinking the same.
>rip blade

Cute pic

Double dubs... What does it mean?

Britfag Maki Claim

>blade is fucking donezo

kagami claimed!!!

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Montie Returns

Well done.

Akiko claimed

>Prinz
I'm good for now, but I have about 20 minutes to prepare myself. I gotta pack my shit and leave for the station in the rain. Then I have to take the dreaded belgian train and get to my place. I'll be lurking on mobile for 2 hours or so

Megumin claimed~
>waiting for Kagami edition

Best type moon claimed

Claimed

>moved on edition

>tightest of hugs

Feels good to see ya again, Prinz.

rip homu thread

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>FeelsBadMan

Oshit

Ooh where are ya going?

Hey Shiki! How're you doing?
>hugs

>I can't breathe
You too, Hana

yeah
>tired hugs
>dubs rattle

I finished my tasks too fast, so now I have 2 hours left of my shift to do absolutely nothing but get paid and shitpost.

Woops, sorry.

>Is that tail where I think it is?

>living the high life

> take the dreaded belgian train and get to my place
Right there

How sleepy are ya? I wouldn't want to keep you up

Hey Juri! That's good to hear
>happy hugs

That's okay
>more hugs
>yes, yes it is

Ooh okay sorry I skimmed over that part kek

>Double rattle rattles
Sachi!

That tail was put there especially for you

moogee
montie

youtube.com/watch?v=vHqtJH2f1Yk

Can I, uh, touch it?

>Didn't know you had a tail

I'm better than that, you know. This will be entirely platonic and kid-friendly

>it's just a tail

It's nice when you're the manager and are also capable of picking up the slack of 3 associates while still finishing your tasks before the day is done.
>You doing well?
Haven't seen you in a little while Prinz.
>You're the only one brave enough to hug me

Wow, the lullaby really did change you
I can't even tease you now

i had a dream where i was playing pokemon
thats it

We've now succumbed to shitposting.
It was hell at about 2am GMT, much worse than this
>we had to take meme breaks in General

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2

im pretty tired but dw ill be fine
what game?
>tired rattle rattles

S... Sure
>I don't usually...
>it just comes out sometimes

Yeah sorry I've been a little busy. What have I missed on here?
>really? I wonder why people are scared to

Not a bad dream

>tease

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Hello friend, also claiming

8o

i dont know
cant remember

>2nd generation last
4 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 6 > 1

yeah it was pretty alright

Almost died in a karting accident. The usual.

I've made my decision. I know what's important to me.

Wow, that's a soft tail. It just comes out, eh? Is that normal?

>this is some soft fur right here

Pretty terrible honestly.
>hugs
no

Kek it's Sup Forums what do you expect
>are you shinicarry by any chance

Okay! Just don't push yourself okay?

What Pokémon game was it, if you can remember

T.. Thanks. I don't know really. I've always had it just pop out sometimes heh

>thanks

Ooh sorry to hear that. If ya wanna talk just pm me or something. I'm here for ya pal
>sorry

>teased
Hello friend~ How are ya?
That's good to hear~
>and also sad
>I wanted to tease some more

internet dcs suck ass

That's correct. It's not even hidden my avatar is also my claiming picture each thread.
Syndra is also following the case, and a few others I think.

nigga i cant remember

Fucking bannana memes

Your guess is as good as mine. I don't post that much nowadays, and I haven't been lurking much either. Haven't really done much outside of breathing until August fucking decides to get here.
>Most likely because Juri is batshit insane and strong as shit
Hm, that actually sounds fun. Not sure if anyone's ascertained your health status but I'm sure if you're here you must be alright.
>Try not to get yourself killed
>That's rich coming from the user who wants to die before August

banana memes = toxic

LS? :O

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>Insert banana meme here
too lazy to go find one.

Oh, sorry. Held on a little too long.

Oh, that reminds me. I also got me some Pocky sticks today. Want some?

Better find some new things to tease me about then. Who knows? Maybe I'll turn the dime on its head and do the same to you...

>time to boot up the ol' gossip column

Hell, I think I'm indestructible. I've had multiple close calls already.

I've been at work for almost two hours so that blows. What about you?

!meme fry "not sure if angler" "or old man walking dog"

Nice

Oh ok!

Ooh pocky? I would love some!

>until August gets here
Same, I got a convention in August and I'm hyped asf
>huh. Just because Juri is insane doesn't mean she doesn't deserve hugs

I'm sure I'll find some new things to tease you with~
>goodluck with that buddy
>you'll need it
I've been awake for 26+ hours!

did somebody say bananas??

yes

That sounds terrible you should sleep~

aww :( I thought we had another LS waifu ;-;
yesterday I was teased with the presence of Yutaka ;-;

Here ya go.

>Hey, ever tried to eat Pocky sticks like how couples do it?
>Just curious

I'll get some good dirt on you for sure...

I really really, really like this picture.
>kill me

you just got pranked bro

I will... Tonight~
Maybe, maybe not~
Kagami?

Thanks!
>N.. No I've always eaten them alone

save it friend, it's all yours!!
>kill me first

>call suicide hotline
>no service
I want to die :)

what's up??
>you don't like bananas???

That picture gave me cancer

Blanc claimed.
>my wallpaper

It's fun to test how close you can come to getting killed without actually dying.
Yes, I don't think I've ever wanted a month to come this badly.
>Juri isn't really the type to give or receive hugs much like myself
Would you hug someone who's capable of brutally murdering you just because they think it might be fun?
>inb4 yes totally

>tfw no aya
>tfw no yoko
>tfw no alice
>tfw no shinobu
>tfw the only other kin iro mosaic poster is also a karen
at least you have kagami

Rukia from Bleach, she is hot af and idk y

at least there's two LS waifus here lol
>feels...

Thanks, Lori
>wanna form a suicide pact?

Pretty cute!

Yeah.
>huh. Strange
>Yeah. Everyone deserves a hug in life!

Wanna try it out?

>I want to see what it's like

We'll try to keep it as modest and platonic as we can, of course.

im sorry little guy ;-; I have kagami and ashley :o
this made me laugh
2 is better than 1

Love ya please don't die

forgot pic :o

Suuure....
Platonic and modest...
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Get lots of sleep you so can dream about thighs~

You have a strange definition of modest and platonic.

Hehe~
I don't think I can do that, silly

I'm tired I should be sleeping I regret everything.

Good night.

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I can't actually dream ;-;
Goodnight~

i love you too!!
>you're the one that i worry about getting hurt lol

Good morning everyone! Off to do some yardwork today, what are y'all up to?

But I'm right here, Karen!

damnit...i know this is a trick...

I hate you

yeah,i won't
what is going on in here?
>rattle

Oh eh. Goodnight Hana! Sleep well

Oh hey Regne!
>Happy hugs
Just laying in bed, probably gonna get up and eat soon

Prinz is a conceited slut.

Not sure if you're masochistic, or far too nice for your own good.
>That's fine, you'll be the only one allowed a 'hug'

Aww well at least you can have nightmares either

Lol. Good night.
A fair question that i have no answer to. Lol
>Rattle rattle

Kek

>you're the one that i worry about getting hurt lol
Says the one who's on a suicide pact
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True
But I want to dream about something
Anything D:

Good..
>tight hugs

Oh

I don't know either tbh
>yay!