I've misplaced my bank card, Sup Forums, and I need it SOON. Suggest where it might be for me; if one of you Sup Forumsros helps me find it I'll send you something on steam or some shit.
Already checked under and around the bed, all pockets & down the back of the sofa.
Is this what happens when neckbeards live on their own? They have never looked for anything without help from their mamajam and now you've come to b for assistance? Promising false gifts?
Aiden Roberts
have you asked the people you live with? (if you're not living alone)
Henry Reyes
I don't live on my own, babe, and I'm not promising false gifts
yes; no dice
Asher Rivera
Couldn't you just get a new one at the bank?
Hunter Gonzalez
I need it within the next few hours and the bank is closed on sundays
Adrian Morris
Look in the fridge, I once left a TV remote in the fridge when I was baked af
Mason Diaz
fridge is bare, no card
Adam Rivera
Try to remember the last place you saw it and go there.
Charles Williams
This game is stupid, we don't know how big your place is, what rooms it has or what are in them to check.
Brayden Gray
Check the ATM at the gay brothel.
Eli Young
it's not there
Eli James
Retrace your steps too the last time you remember having it.
Wyatt Johnson
it's either gonna be in my bedroom, the lounge or the kitchen
not been there in a month so unlikely
Colton Turner
Look for it in the most obvious place
Connor Howard
Who do you live with? Where and when have you last seen it? When did you last leave the house?
Joshua Brown
We don't know what are in your bedroom lounge and kitchen where it could be...
Luke Anderson
2 other students, no idea, ages ago
Julian Johnson
I dunno but have you checked these QUADS?
Noah Cox
Check your bathroom. And your wallet. Also the pockets in all your clothes/jackets.
Cameron Cook
use your brain, what do you think is in a fucking bedroom
nope
Kayden Harris
Have you checker your bedroom, the lounge or maybe the kitchen?
Camden Moore
check the front lawn. or out front.
Easton Phillips
we got a fucking comedian here
nada, it's all bare dirt right now
Luis Lewis
Does your bank have an online service or something? If so check if someone (not you) bought something with it
Gabriel Butler
Use apple pay instead of your card so that way you won't die from hunger
Connor Myers
Well in my bedroom I have a bed, 2 closets, a TV stand, a wooden chest, a futon, plastic storage boxes, a cabinet, a PC desk with drawers... there are tons of places a card could be in my bedroom
Colton Cooper
> use apple pay > apple
fuck off
Justin Flores
I just remembered i put something in a book but I can't remember what and which book it was.
Jordan Scott
There's no way you checked all those places in the 15 second timestamp between our posts.
Detecting faggotry.
Xavier Green
your dog is playing with it
Ayden Lewis
they're places I've already checked, cuck
dont own a dog
Jeremiah King
Check all books, make sure its not wrapped up in a receipt some where. Couch cusions perhaps?
Anthony Ramirez
Kek
Noah Nguyen
already checked these places
Hunter Nelson
Show us a pic of each of the rooms it could be in, that will make it a lot easier. That is if you want help, and you're not just being an attention whore.
Sebastian Sullivan
Well check em again faggot, you have a better chance of finding it in any of those places than you do multi-tasking between all your trap threads and shit posts on Sup Forums.
Kayden James
in the fridge
Andrew Scott
Good job, o master of offbyone!
Daniel Torres
...
William Rogers
kitchen and lounge are both standard stuff, pic of bedroom coming
Carson Nelson
check your dirty laundry
Mason Collins
Trousers' pockets?
Sebastian Wright
washed it yesterday
read op
Sebastian Murphy
Check laundry again or else OPs a fag
Henry Powell
washed it yesterday, all i have left is one shirt and some underwear
and it aint there
Oliver Powell
look under your mousepad
Parker James
laptop
James Adams
look everywhere in your clothes. maybe you changed clothes? guess not but also look there too then
Blake Rodriguez
underneath computer desk
Liam Adams
Check all your clothes OP
Andrew Jones
Did you check all around your desk? Under keyboard? Under the desk? Behind it? What are some places you have gotten it out before inside your apartment?
Zachary Davis
well then look under that
Luke Hill
My dubs stole your credit card
Easton Torres
Check your bed? in between sheets, under it, between bedframe and wall.
Ian Cox
Your bank card is like your virginity, you haven't actually lost it and you just pretend you did to make your shitty life seem less boring.
Kevin Robinson
Last day that u used it?
John Martinez
it's underneath your monitor stand
Henry Ortiz
kek savage
Isaiah Perez
Your bathroom, under the sink, on the sink, outside your shower, maybe you took it out of your pocket when you went to shower.
Aaron Rivera
Where is your card normally? Do you keep it in your wallet? Which pocket? Do you take your wallet out at any point? Where do you put your wallet when you take it out?
Gabriel Gonzalez
pic of room #1 for person who asked for it
Ethan Peterson
Did you check your jacket pocket? Maybe a jacket you don't normally wear, have you switched jackets recently? Check them all.
Colton Murphy
Check your wallet.
Jace Foster
might sound stupid but have you checked under that carpet?
Carter Powell
room pic 2
Kayden King
one of the first places I looked
Chase Bennett
>emergency pop over bed
Lincoln Carter
Oh you're a femanon?
Anthony Lopez
Check all clothing with pockets, check for holes, I've lost keys before because they got into the inner lining of coats, make sure there aren't any holes.
Lucas Davis
>emergency
you tell me
Grayson Clark
>you tell me
>pink sheets >teddy bears
I'd say femanon
Ryder Thompson
The only thing left that you haven't checked are these quads check'em
Kayden Martinez
Check my suggestion
Jaxon White
who teh fuck stores pepsi and fanta behind thier bed ? WTF
Bentley Price
...
Elijah Jackson
get a better camera
Gabriel Hernandez
they're actually red but the light wasn't great and the camera is worse
it's a shelf
Colton Gray
so close
Luke Howard
So close.
Ethan Hall
Damn mr offbyone, I see you're at it again with the failed quads.
Adam Parker
it looks like u have enough money so give me a steam game already
Jackson Bell
i do have enough money i just dont have access to it
Justin Adams
is it behind your toilet?
Carter Morris
yeah i now, don't you have a fridge ?
Anthony Hughes
You're retarded
Liam Garcia
why do your arms look so fat
Aiden Howard
Whats your kik before I help u must help me find my boner
Samuel Lewis
Is it in your fucking wallet?
Ayden Watson
no
2 sets of stairs away, have housemates, I'd rather keep it in my room than have them pinch it or wake them up at 3am getting some
Grayson Campbell
perspective maybe i dont know
Bthardamz
no
Evan Ortiz
OP why the fuck are you chitchatting and ignoring all my serious suggestions. Get searching.