I had sex with a Tranny for the first time last night. AMA

I had sex with a Tranny for the first time last night. AMA.

Dude in a dress? Chick with a dick? One of those with tits puss cock?

Where did you meet it?

Was she one of those really photogenic ones, or it is like the ones that you see on craigslist (guys obviously dressed like girls and claiming to be girls/trans).

Did it have breasts?

How's it feel to fuck a dude? Does your dad know you're gay now?

How was she?

>tits puss cock
Wut

Faggot

Hermaphrodite

What's your favourite flavour cheesecake?

>How was she?
>She

Are you going to go into your local college on Monday and join the LGBTQASW+Ƭ̵̬̊YZE group?

was it everything you expected? Gonna do it again?

You cum in that ass?

>AMA
what is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

Are you 12 or retarded? They don't have both sets of genitals, just some extra reproductive organs. Like guys who have testicales and ovaries. Usually they just get the ovaries removed and go on with life.

Does not exist in reality

Are you a faggot?

African or European swallow?

What was it like disappointing yet another person sexually?

>tits puss cock
You do realize this only exists in hentai and shit right, this doesn't actually exist

>what is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow carrying a coconut?

I hope you get the AIDS test soon

>Using pic of Cube from A Good Day
>Rubbing on 'her' big fat fanny
>Realized it was a dude
> rolled over and killed the tranny


In your case u just fagged out. Do not associate cube with anymore of your faggotry

I dont know that

>What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow carrying a coconut
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow holding a coconut, gargling Listerine and wearing a showercap with a 15kph crosswind?

PROVE IT FAGGOT

AMA as in Ask Me Anything or Adjust My Attitude or Attack My Ass?

you know, OP, it's generally considered polite to actually answer some questions when you start an AMA

>>she

lol

>unladen
>carrying a coconut

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

...

It's monty python you fucking retard.

Fully passable, with a dick
CL. She looked exactly like her pics. Passable with tits
Awesome
Pretty fucking good
Cherry
Nah
Yes and yes
No
9

He made are we there yet. 1 and 2. Who cares.
sorry internet went nuts

Oh boy you're special

>unladen

>not European

You're a bright one

Yes, and the fucking question was:
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
Do you even Monty python?

LOL ORLY

OP here. My favorite part was when she was blowing me. I was lying down. She was on her knees. Just reaching over and jerking off that semi hard cock was fantastic. She gave awesome head. At the end I let her fuck me for a few minutes, it was pretty good. I've had girls play with my ass, but it was better.

bump

No thanks

She cum on you?

No. She didn't cum. I didn't want to keep trying after I had. She's a whore. Next time I'll get the tranny to cum first to see if I like that.