Tl;dr : what is the best feeling in the world?
Hey, Sup Forums, I'm deppressed and I like to know a way to stop being deppressed, so I'd like to know what you consider the feeling that makes you the more happy to be alive so I'd try to feel them then I won't want to suicide anymore.
For everyone it's different, but for me it's that feeling when you're doing something novel and exciting. I still remember those summer nights in middle school when i was phreaking stuff and sneaking around boxing things.
Or that exciting time when I first had my own place at age 19 when i got out of the army and sparked up some bud the first time while watching the Simpsons.
>what is the best feeling in the world?
The feeling of not being some depressed faggot
>best feeling in the world
1. Nice big shit
2. good night's sleep
3. Decent filling meal
4. Paying off your last debt
5. Blowjob
How could you guess he's a faggot?
Yes but these are not things that are achievable for me right now...
Why is doing something novel and interesting not achievable?
Adhedonia is one thing, but those things are almost certainly achievable.
Knowing someone else loves you back.
Drinking bleach always helps.
Not always. Doesn't mean things work out.
having goals in life, something you can work towards and each day you feel yourself getting closer to said goal
The feeling of living with depression while being unaffected by it.
I know this is cliche, but ejaculating in a girl's pussy without a condom.
Best feeling in the world.
Doing something with your life instead of wasting away. Go for something great. If you feel bad now, you basically have nothing to lose. So go at a grand goal relentlessly. Be wealthy, invent something. Change the world, while improving your own life. Go exercise. Forge your body through the fire, get those sexy gains while having a body made of steel that can endure relentless work. Become something and someone great.
Because I have absolutely no idea what to do that's novel, and nothing interest me right now...
Dying soon is the best goal.
How is that even possible?
Sadly I don't have a free pussy access card.
But how to improve?
So much this, anything else is a fleeting sensation based on your biological functions
This helps
This makes depressive people stay like they are and stop trying to be happy
>How is that even possible?
By stoping your struggle with it.
fishing
Never happy unless i'm balls deep in some vagina
Meh, I'll try that...
To get in a vagina, your ball must be very little. And placed weirdly
beating somebody to intensive care while being high on cocaine. orgies with hookers. stuff like that.
You're just depressed and are experiencing adhedonia. You need to talk to a psychologist before you do something stupid.
Saying "doing something novel or interesting is achievable right now" because:
>Because I have absolutely no idea what to do that's novel, and nothing interest me right now...
Or that you can't fuck a girl because:
>Sadly I don't have a free pussy access card.
Is black and white depressed reasoning with adhedonia affect. These are cognitive distortions. You couldn't possibly find a girl who would let you fuck her? In an entire world of limitless possibilities, you can't find anything interesting to do?
See a doctor. You have depression.
That may seem a little stupid as an answer to your post but I don't have the money for it...
I'll try though
I like to get up early, like 6am, make a small breakfast and coffee, and sit outside. Something about the morning air invigorates me.
the vidya always kept the noose away for me
holy shit how do you shave your pubes so perfectly
Classical razor, shave in bath, don't forget to irrigate your skin after.
I'm not him but I do it every week
Neither of those things take money.
And it's not stupid, you're just depressed.
set a goal
accomplish it
repeat
What do you mean irrigate?
Huuu make sure it's not dry
Going outside is a viable goal?
Eat a cake with coffee next to your girlfriend after a good night (long sleep) .
.
And vodka
And smoke weed
1. workout
2. workout
3. workout.
Thank me later.
Go back to /fit/!
The only true pleasure of life is [spoiler]posting progress[/spoiler]!
Yeah it's easier to shave laying down in bath or somewhere else too
nothing will make you happy if you truly have depression... seek for medical help you fag
Guess I should of said when the tip of my penis is slamming into her uterus wall and my balls are being tickled when they bounce off her clitoris.
Not being depressed is great. You suck.
>Best feeling...
Having your own place.
Mastering something new.
Being around someone you love.
Taking a huge dump.
Eating pizza or Chipotle.
Adding to your porn collection.
Masturbating in a young girls panties.
Getting away with murder.
I just took an appointment with a doctor as >685622698 said.
Smoke weed.
The two last one seems the best, even better if the girl is in the panty, bonus point for combo
No it can't be something so easy that you end up feling no self accomplishment. You have to set a goal towards achieving something difficult. Just don't try to break any records, the goal has to be difficult to you so don't compare your goal to others or else you may think of it as a cheap victory.
The two best feelings are the first kiss with a girl you are into, and then getting past that eventually and calling that same girl a cunt to her face and not caring one bit as you leave her for the next one. Both feel equally great in the moment.
For me it's a handsfree prostate orgasm, but your mileage may vary.
15 minute sauna, deep breathing in fresh air, followed by cold shower.
It's like being reborn back into life.
The best feeling is when a woman you love and desire is in love with you and wants you to fuck her.
your going to call me fucking crazy. but my secret is exercise. nut right? i was taking a regular dose of antidepressants till i started going for walks and doing exercise. now for the first time in my life im off the meds.
Weed, Just smoke weed
A knife piercing you heart. It will hurt at first but then everything will get warm. Then you will just fall asleep and everything will be alright.
when you give that sauce
I'm a non smoker.
Good boy. Did he prescribe any medication for you ?
The appointment is tomorrow
fucking. That takes away the sadness for a day or two
Exercise, drugs(uppers), fast cars, badass loud music of your liking, shooting guns, video games, sports, traveling (you dont have to be rich to start walking), sex, anything competitive but also fun, painting, anything creative really.,
Oh. Sorry I must have missread it. Anyway I wish you good luck. First two weeks or so of taking the pills could be worse than normal. Suicidal thoughts can appear more often. But don't worry it will go away. And don't expect massive changes right away, it usually takes minimum of few months to see any visible changes. And trust me, it will get better.
In order:
>Watching your child succeed
>Orgasms
>Drinking Champagne
>Winning an argument
>Winning a physical contest
>Eating a properly prepared meal
not depressed but i have little to no emotions, try going to a doctor and getting antidepressants, they will probably help you.
I don't trust you a lot, but I still trust you more than these guys trying to make me smoke weed...
We'll see in some month
I don't blame you. I had to deal with depression myself and I've had similar thoughts about getting better. After a almost a year I feel a lot better. There still are some moments when I feel really bad but they appear only occasionaly when I'm alone.
Realising everyone is a cunt and not caring what anyone things. Best moment of my life
doing nitrous on an mdma peak
The feeling when you rape a sandpaper tube.
And by you, I mean you. Seriously.
Change your attitude and work on becoming a positive and cheerful person
Quitting porn might help a lot too
Life is about what you ARE and what you DO. Figure out who you are + want to be and if you are doing what you enjoy.
when you first open a jar of peanut butter and take the first scoop.
i'd say drugs, they physically make you feel better
when you bust a nut after edging for 2hours.
ten minutes after bustin i just go on autopilot and let my reptilebrain think for me - that how nice it feels
Dude honestly I was really suicidal in my late teens early twenties and ended up giving into baser instincts and becoming an opiod addict and having lots of promiscuous sex but obviously addiction isn't fun and most of the time leads to death.
Had to go to treatment and then only in rebuilding my life after hitting bottom did I feel any sense of real joy or purpose in life.
What I'm saying is, you have to hit bottom and realize that you're stronger than whatever is afflicting you and just fucking do it, live your life and spit in the face of your depression, live your life despite anything else, live out of spite if you have to.
love, user
being in love with someone who is in love with you is the best
shortly after that, injecting heroin
The best feeling is.....feeling powerful. When you have a ego where you take control of a situation. Even when you tell a girl to do something and she does it.. or when your making plans with your friends and you tell them what your gonna do....its a rush.
You know why? Because you don't do shit. Get the actual fuck off your pc, its not going to do any good for you. To press F5 and refresh this fucking page, or play games or whatever the fuck you do.
Live for yourself, make money and get educated. Live towards finding that one woman you love and get a family. Enjoy every motherfucking moment and stop bitching about suicide, that aint shit to fuck about with. stop crying and feeling depressing, fuck the world. Go do you, and keep doing you.
OP There is no way to just 'stop' being depressed. You need to say fuck it and get on with it. Get the fuck away from your screen cuz its no good. Go to the gym, get some food in your system. Jesus fuck it buy a guitar. Do you, and stop bitching theres so much worse shit out there
>fresh shaven pussy against your skin
>high on cannabis vertical leaps
>sense of peace calm and relaxation with zero interuptions into your environment
>knowing someone else was wrong and they paid the price
>never having to worry about someone who was negative and unwanted in your life ever entering it explicitly in a non voluntary unblockable non consentual manner ever again.
Naruto is a shitty manga. Jojo's bizarre adventure is 100 times better.
Get that fake bullshit hope outta here... a real person who believes in stoicism like me knows that when you believe in something as pitiful as hope, it will always lead you to a bitter end. Everyone has their own destiny. Even if little old susan pig tails wants to be a princess she never will, she will be an accountant.
Drugs.
>not having permanent injury to your body
>being young, youthful
>free
Nutting balls deep in a little girl who loves you and is cumming her brains out.
Best feeling ever.
You're opinion against mine, either way, I disagree entirely.
Well ok, I admit, I like Naruto until the Pain segment.
But the following was awful.
Mmmmm bbbait my dear watson
:)
Penis in Vagina
and Penis in Mouth
also Penismassage with oil
Bait for what? You telling me you got a better feeling?
Power and obtaining anything you want with wealth. When someone reduces themselves to simply fondling children. They were abused as a child, beaten, or cant even obtain women who would truly love them and actually comprehend the feeling..
Actually this^
Working out is the best solution OP.
Whenever i feel sad, i go for a run/surf and i feel 100x better.
Right... they usually have a chemical imbalance
Unfortunately you can't just stop being depressed, but you can set manageable and realistic goals to give yourself a sense of purpose and progression. The important thing is to keep setting these goals and try not to let the lethargy and malaise keep you from striving towards self-improvement; remember that you are worth the time effort, even when you feel like a worthless piece of shit.
The best feeling in the world for me was when I threw my last pack of meds in the bin, knowing I wouldn't need them any more, and the day I looked at myself in the mirror and I liked the person I saw.
> simply fondling children.
> girl who loves you
Okay, so you're literally incapable of reading comprehension and can't honestly understand or repeat the statements others make. Thanks, I'll stop wasting time talking with you. Thanks for the head's up.
Intravenous Dilaudid
well OP, after 12 years of crippling depression and not being able to experience joy or any emotion, I finally became truly suicidal and desperate.
I started taking some of the old anti-depressants I had been prescribed in the past, but had given up on.
I have tried a dozen different anti-depressants in the past, and always given up on them. Often been scared that they are changing my mind, or changing who I am, or scared because they made me extremely anxious. Some were just shit, some made me apathetic.
I'm not me anymore though anyway, I was fucked. Its not worth feeling NOTHING to stay who I am. I was finally desperate enough to try anti-depressants properly, and shit, they worked when I stuck with the proper guidelines. You don't even remember what it feels like, do you OP. You have absolutely no fucking hope that you can feel things again. But let me tell you OP, I've been fucking smiling, and laughing, and cracking jokes and dancing around the house like a retard, like I did in my childhood. Nothing could be better. I don't give a shit and I'm happy.
The first week on anti-depressants is bad. max anxiety, but I pushed through it. They take a while to work properly. Some wont work; dont give up on all of them just because one type is shit.
Anyway tldr; when you reach a point of true desperation, you will try antidepressants again and do them properly.
this particular SNRI is faster acting than the usual. it takes 2 weeks to work, rather than 1-2 months. Ask your doctor about it.
At first I read "intravenous dildo"
That'd be pretty impressive. Bringing whoredom to new heights.
Not hating yourself.
i bathe my toaster when i get sad
Good on ya. Thanks for the hope friend.
I get a high off feeling the rush of adrenaline from boxing. Everyone's different in how they get a rush. Some people use drugs to relax, some use them to get a rush, some jump off buildings and some go boxing, If it's about feeling that head rush of adrenaline I recommend taking up boxing, racing, or some form of high risk high reward skill. Some people even gamble, but I can't recommend gambling where you live, you'll die.