Alright, story time Faggots

Alright, story time Faggots

>Be me 15
>Wanted to try weed for a while but never had the chance
>Went down to friends house, after a bit say I have money for weed, and want to know one of their dealers.
>Friend says they can get weed for free off their cousin

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Part 2

>Everyone gets up and walk to her house.
>Get there 5 minutes later, not in.
>Go find other friend.
>Go back to friends house, and message her.
>Says she'll be there in an hour and a half.

Part 3

(1 hour later)
>Go down to McDonalds, nothing better to do.
>One guy buys something, rest of us just sit there for 30 minutes.
>Me and friend, who's cousin is getting us weed (We'll call them Jimmy) walk to her house again
>We wait for 20 minutes, rains the whole time.
>No one turns up, we go back to friends house.

go on

What's taking you so long ?!

jesus, what a rollercoaster

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Part 4
>We wait at friends house for 1 hour, one person goes home, thinking we wont be able to get weed.
>Go back to jimmy's cousins house.
>She's finally in, house has brick floor at entrance.
>Living room has tiled floor, clearly a shitty place
>They have loads of guard dog signs.
>One really friendly German Sheppard, and 2 adorable kittens.
>House reeks of weed, cider on table, Japanese ritual swords, cheetah wood statue, budget drug dealer furniture.

part 4

>then i massive plane flew into the mcdonald
>i hijacked the plane and grabbed the weed and smoked it
> under its influence i crashed it into a tower my freind got another plane and crashed too.
>that was years ago weed is evil i did 9/11.

sorry i meant part 5

>Cousins Dad comes down, tattoos everywhere, stereotypical skinny af, mental drug dealer.
>Makes joke about not stealing his cider, looks me and jimmy in the eyes, being serious af, Jimmy's cousin laughs (doesn't see us being threatened).
>Wait awkwardly for 10 minutes, as Jimmy tries making conversation.
>Dealer gets in bath, Jimmy's cousin goes upstairs.
>Comes down 30 seconds later with closed fist.
>Go outside.

There once was an OP who was a faggot.
/end

>plane crashes in yard.
>i went inside and killed the dealer then grabbed his weed and smoked it
> under its influence i crashed it into a tower my freind got another plane and crashed too.
>that was years ago weed is evil i did 9/11.

>She has about 2-3 grams of weed.
>Swap We get a about 1.5 grams.
>Go behind some shipping containers, behind old theater.
>first spliff was weak AF, mostly baccy, I smoked daily back then, so I felt fuck all.
>Second spliff was stronger, about 50/50
>Third spliff was like 80/20 weed to baccy.
>Pretty fucking high by then.
>Go to shop to get doritos, and monster.
>One friend breaks down laughing at the shop.

>Can't remember what happened after that, it was 4 years ago.

>then i did 9/11

>Trump gets elected
>kill self
>the end

>then trump did 9/11

amazing story thank you

OP here
I live in the uk So trump would hardly effect me.
Also, I'm indifferent to him, don't love him, don't hate him.

dicks

Black guys have the weirdest pubes.

well that was a shitty story

wait are the 911 jokes part of the story?