Where is the wierdest place you have masturbated?

Where is the wierdest place you have masturbated?

Public library

used to be homeless. theres really nowhere else you can get privacy and jerk off.

Even there, you have to be cautious and listen for the door opening so nobody hears you fap. Or they will call security.

starbucks bathroom

On my ex-gf's roof.

was she your ex at that time?

School classroom during class. A hot grill wass leaning over the teacher's desk, while I placed my bag over my crotch and pretended to shake my leg, even though I was vigorously fapping. Those were the days...

Wasn't even my gf yet lmao

In a theme park, i worked there when i was a student. I was behind a counter. With one had i worked the tickets, with the other i worked my dick. Lots of kids too. Was a pretty dangerous and idiotic thing to do when i think back what could have happened if i get discovered. :3

In the playground of a chick-fil-a

Bathroom in a hair salon.

Under my friends bed

On a moving swing set

In the middle of orchestra class

Port o shitter in Afghanistan in 156°f weather

inside of a gas station ice container

on yer pizza hut delivery

In a pool, at home, while the neigbours were having a party.

the basement of my company.

While babysitting

In school took me 15 mins in my class

While driving on the highway

underneath a prison

At the top of a small mountain that was a popular rock climbing spot.

while I was working as a lifeguard in the bathroom

>In a lean-to, surrounded by the sounds of nature
9/10 would do again

In an HEB parking lot.

i don't know if people even comprehend the amount of semen they consume thanks to fast food

On the roof of a jewish temple

In your mom!

police station bathroom

Rah. Jack in the box is a nice memory.

In high school I was so drunk walking home I whacked it while walking. I ended up cuming on someone's truck.

I once parked across the street of the house of my crush and jacked it while looking at a pic of her.

Sucks I never got to fuck her. I did suck her brother off, cause I'm a faggot.

On your bike before I stole it you attention whoring bitch.

11th grade biology class. I sat in the back, I was wearing baggy shorts at the time and rubbed it out during video presentations.

hiking in the rockies

Tree stand with my sister

a bus bathroom on a school trip

It gets better Sean.
Not here, but it does get better

Behind the schools auditorium. Btw do they review the footage during the weekends?

In my host families house in Japan. Come to think of it, it wasn't that weird anyway. I even had access to my exchange students FUCKING USED PANTIES AND BRA. Cont. Meybeh

A US-MX bus I was listening to some audio moans that I recorded.

Into the ashtray of an airplane bathroom.

under a bridge

Only if something happen/went missing.

Behind the wall at a laundrymat.

> host family
Get fucked

in a library surrounded by books

they typically don't review the footage at all unless there's reasonable suspicion that some shit went on in the area and it was reported.

Story?

The White House

And nobody cares what you are acting so shut the fuck up

An empty store for 2 rent, 2 days before new tenants arrived.

Story?

your mom's mouth. was creepy af.

In my car while driving

Auschwitz

On the roof of the tall building in the background. It's the seat of the swedish equivalent of the IRS and is located in the middle of Stockholm.

Had access to the roof when I worked as a janitor in the building a few years back.

church basement

Story?

in cinema with my family

South Texas Fag?

talking to my brother's friend, inside a really dark cinema.

in the train
public swimming pool
sister's bed

meh

>be me
>17
>on my way to give this girl a ride to school with me
>huge crush
>jerking my cock all the way there
>cum in passenger's seat
>she gets in
>get to watch her walk into school with my load on her ass

middle school library, was in a class where you helped organized books in the library, one day i asked the librarian if i could use the computer for a while, just searched up boobs and when i finished, the librarian gave me a weird look, i didn't know that her computer can see what every other computer is doing. (didn't know until highschool)

on top of my moms dinner table.

was for a while, now live in Dallas.

i also want the story lol

Your loss bby. I can go into full detail about my time in Japan and my time with the exchange student. E.g. doing all her and her brothers English homework and she'd help me with Math (cuz shitty Aussie math). When we were in Australia, she even sat on my bed while I wrote notes. like a scene straight out of a fucking anime.

driving down the interstate at 70mph at 9pm at night. Seriously.

butlins - its like a british holiday place

On the syeps of Nidarosdomen Cathedral. I gotta say I am somewhat proud of that achievement in /r9k/ing.

on an airplane

Not a weird place, but more of an achievement.

I got hired on 7 different places. I masturbated in the restroom of every single one of them at least once (even that 2 month job when I was younger).

in my old classroom

On the bus.

Wow, sounds exciting!

In my mother in law's car as we were driving to a family reunion. She was telling me about being caught by her dad when she was masturbating in the backseat of the car when she was twelve and I never had tried tapping in a moving car so I whipped out and went to town. She helped for a while even.

In my grandparents' bathroom.

Fucking weeb. Nice dubs though.

funeral home bathroom

In a lighthouse

Under a table with my dad sitting on the couch in front of it.

he didn't find out

Back of car on a trip to California with family.
Just tossed a blanket over my head and went to town.
Probably stopped or atleast no cum, but Idr I was stupid amounts of young.

Almost got a jailbait handjob on the back on a bus,
Chick was friends with my sister so no way it'd remain secret
My life long crush was seats away, along with like half the team.
Dad at the front of the bus
And I signed 2 pages of paperwork pretty much consisting of I will not raep the chilluns.
Such a tease, second she turned 18 like I didn't even exisit.

Church bathroom, middle of class, a few feet off of a hiking trail, under a blanket with mother five feet away, at kitchen table while mother was across the street to borrow a cooking ingredient, in traffic, in parking lots, in video booth at porn shop, hotel balcony, public pool, church play ground, cemetery. That's about it

Chucky cheese barhroom

at my work in my police cruiser

You're gonna go places, user.

airplane bathroom, 32,000 ft above the artcic circle

>mile highfive club

And I will fap there

Masturbating in nature is so fucking good for some reason. Feel linked to my evolutionary roots or some shit.

Mile highsturbation club

That was my favorite fap, just a few feet off of a hiking trail. Only person that ever saw was a dude unfortunately. He stopped, watched, and resilumed his home once I finished.

>sister's bathroom
>city street
>someones car i randomly got in on the parking
>woods
>pick up truck while my dad was driving it (as a kid)
>public fountain

>

front row of roller coaster

Denver International Airport (Layover)
or
Mausoleum (Worked at a cemetary on a rainy day)

No one wants to hear that shit
Kys

>Be crushing hard on chick in 5th grade
>Be at my house wanting to wank to her
>Not good enough
>She lives 4 houses up from me
>Had lots of good climbing trees that give adequate vantage points without being seen
>I get home from school 30 minutes before she does because parents pick me up
>Go to her place and awkwardly make it in position
>Start pre-fapping in anticipation of her arrival
>Fap-fap
>Edging like mad
>See the bus
>She's coming
>Skirt n button up blouse
>Fap-fap-fap
>Dem tits
>Fap-fap-fap-fap
>Dat ass
>Fap-fap-fap-FAP-FAP
>Comes up her driveway and slams her front door
>The vibration triggers my nuts laying on the shingles
>Explosive decompression right outside my dick hole
>Probably half a pint of nut on her roof
Best fap ever.

Also. Checkum.

A church