Professional triangle engineer here. Can't reveal my name but you may have seen my work on the SAT, GRE, or in the MOMA.
My triangles have taken me far but I still feel empty inside. 11/10 wife is cheating on me, my villa isn't worth the time it takes to find servants to maintain it. So I feel like sharing the wealth.
RULES: Roll and include a single whole number from 1 to 89 for a right triangle OR roll and give two numbers that add up to less than 179 for general triangles. If you get dubs I will deliver a hand-crafted right triangle diagram for you (not necessarily to scale). My work usually sells for hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars.
OP Will delivar.
Oliver Phillips
roll
Nathan Wood
55 25
Why don't you soak a toe, uh?
Jackson Carter
roll(?)
Jackson Nelson
18
James Ramirez
89
Kayden James
You're supposed to include numbers in your roll. If no numbers I'll just use the third and fourth to last digits from your roll. That's how we used to practice in the academy.
Ethan Price
>Professional triangle engineer sage
Colton Anderson
42
Evan Cox
Bumping for autism
Grayson Rogers
69
Noah Morgan
64
Alexander Butler
73
Camden Allen
Winner. OP here. I'll use 63 and 95. Keep thread alive while I deliver.
Elijah Parker
69
Tyler Collins
69.
Andrew Young
I don't quite believe that this is real, if only for the reason I've never heard of a professional triangle engineer... Rolling 11
Elijah Hill
I choose 53
Tyler Rodriguez
How about 69
John Bennett
Rolling for 69
Henry Morris
Rolling for 69.
Adrian Davis
I want 69
Juan Gomez
Roll, 69
Dylan Green
All faggots. I choose 11
Jack Martin
Roll, 46
Andrew Reyes
no idea what's going on
Grayson Peterson
Sorry I can't sign it for you. I technically have an exclusive contract with my current employer. Could lose my job if they knew I was giving away free triangles.
Jacob Walker
of course its real, how do you expect all the triangles are made? I am studying square engineering myself
William Allen
Roll, 22
Jonathan Reyes
>Oblong mechanic standing by Been oblonging for 10 years now. Good money, can work anywhere in the world
Christopher Carter
>Samefagging in a triangle thread
Landon Bennett
Roll. I feel uncultured for not knowing that triangle engineering exists as a profession.
Luke Adams
great job man :O I hope someday I'll be as good as you in drawing triangle diagrams. Just icredible...
Tyler Collins
>During 2014 strikes oblong mechanics scab >thinks they're too good for the International Brotherhood of Polygon Workers >Now oblong jobs being shipped over seas and begging IBPW for help >mfw
Christopher Reed
Dubs get
Anthony Cooper
Thanks man, the nonscaled 22 gave me a bit of trouble, there aren't really any good tools that can make the 95-22 jump, had to just use the tetron flux spanner to get it to 90-25 and then shave off the extra degrees by hand. Keep practicing, you'll get there someday, kid.
Christian Wilson
...
Daniel Thompson
69
Christian Allen
Not sure if this is god tier'd bait or real, please real
Wyatt Flores
42
Jaxon Taylor
dubs!
Evan Hill
420 get
Ethan Martinez
double tears!
Brandon Gutierrez
squares are better, faggot
Camden Edwards
...
Alexander Jenkins
Decided to do this one with a casual cubist vibe, let me know what you think.
Mason Sanders
Oh shit, a 64-17 scalene. That's a tricky motherfucker I'd rather not do it. Took me three tries to pass 60-70 degree acute scalenes. Is this a roll, do I have to deliver?
Joshua Morales
yes
Nathan Gonzalez
But... That's not a right triangle
Landon Green
I have been practicing drawing triangles for a while, but I just cant perfect them. Have you any tips OP? The way it stands how much would my triangles go for on the market at the minute?
Camden Brooks
Alright. Fair is fair. This is gonna be tough.
Luis Flores
I would screenshot to prove you wrong, but mobile doesn't show (You) s
Wyatt Morales
24
Nicholas Ortiz
So, I knew a guy during residency who had a similar problem. Were you quadrilateral undergrad?
One thing you might try is to think of it like a quad where one angle is 180, see pic related and let me know if that helps. You're also a little curved on the peak but honestly that just takes practice.
I'm mostly involved in the market for traditional triangles, so this is hard to appraise, but I hear that four-sided triangles are getting traction with some Chinese collectors, so one of them might pay a few hundred for this but otherwise you're not going to get a buyer. Sorry, fam.
Juan Diaz
Dubs! OP do I get a triangle?
Liam Kelly
What the fuck am I even reading
Aiden Wood
Oh, yeah I missed that. Coming right up.
Daniel Rogers
the accuracy here is incredible. I measured it and the angles sum exactly to 180 in every single triangle OP has posted so far.
James Clark
daddy wants a new triangle I wore out the last one
Jayden Foster
>rolling
Jeremiah Wood
I want a triangle to shave my wrists with
Blake Phillips
Decided to do something a little more whimsical for this one. Some collectors would eat this shit right up.
Thomas Wilson
Haha sweet. Thanks OP. So where does one find the market for triangles? How do I contact them?
Cameron Kelly
I'm interested. You are very acute. Rollin
Carson Gutierrez
Didn't forget about you. Gave me a lot of trouble until I decided to go back to basics. Pretty happy with it, honestly I'd love to keep this for my personal collection but a deal's a deal. Enjoy.
Hunter Russell
12 and 47
David Ramirez
>2016 >Not knowing how to invest in triangles >Berncuck detected
Joseph Peterson
Forgot to include the pic. Please don't steal. This one's just for user.
Jonathan Evans
What the actual fuck is this thread? Is this one guy?
Jonathan Gray
I'm feelin comfortable in this thread. Sick triangles bro
Xavier Parker
Buuuump Also 69 69
Aiden Butler
OP Here. This is now also an AMA thread. TL;DR: I'm a wealthy and successful triangle engineer, AMA.
William Smith
Why are circles better than triangles?
Jaxon Ross
What's your opinion on parallelograms?
Ryder Stewart
Like in what sense? They definitely have a lot of utility, so I appreciate them for that. And I respect the people who make them and the workers who die every year in the right angle plants. But they're not art if that's what your asking IMO.
Jaxson Morris
ahhh, scalene triangle!
Xavier Lewis
I can't add to the original post but this is also now an AMA for triangle engineering.
David Green
Circle engineer reporting in
Landon Hernandez
Where do I begin if I wanted a career in triangle engineering?
Oliver Wilson
Do you get aroused by scalene triangles?
Aaron Price
isnt every acute triangle obtuse and the opposite?
Charles Green
honestly it's tough to break into the field nowadays, the union protects a lot of dead wood. So you can't really get into the good training programs. If you know someone with the IBPW they can get you an apprenticeship. Otherwise, I'd say get some experience line-laying any way you can, then your bosses will probably have you do some triangle work under the table, and once you have the experience the union has to let you in if you pass the test. Or you can go overseas, they're always looking for triangle apprentices is Dubai and shit.
Landon Baker
That's a common misconception. While every rtiangle with an acute angle also has a right or obtuse angle as well, an acute TRIANGLE is one where all the angles are less than 90. At least that't the American convention. It's a little different in metric.
Tyler Sanders
Funny you mention it but I'm already living in dubai. I wor kas servant in one of their restaurants. I'm not happy with my salary because I can only afford one ferrari every 5 months and it sucks to live like this.
Connor Collins
Give me a trainglel.
Camden James
lol wat i have literally no idea what you are on about op 10/10 thread
Jace Jackson
gib me
Noah Rodriguez
So close to trips.
Joseph Rivera
Draw a fucking square if dubs.
Jack Cook
even closer to dubs
Kayden Robinson
2...triangles to make a square
and then turn it into a house
David Gonzalez
Can someone please explain to me why people are rolling for this shit or replying in this thread? Is this a finger box type meme or something? As far as I can tell it's just a guy drawing triangles.
Ryder Smith
Can you please explain to me where you got the idea you have the right to come to Sup Forums if you're this much of a retard?
Juan Howard
So close to dubs. If only your last number were the same as the second to last number.
Mason Bennett
Butthurt OP detected.
Brandon Sullivan
1 and 177
ROLLING for my own personalized triangle with Triangleman signature.
I will name him Freddie
Oliver Sanders
damn, 7 of those posts are mine. I didn't know I was this deep into shitposting.
Jeremiah Sullivan
shameless reroll, i want my triangle ffs
Elijah Carter
I am actually laughing out loud at this. >mfw three are mine
Adrian Howard
Well it's clear that ancient god of triangles abandoned me.