YO MAMA JOKES

YO MAMA JOKES
yo mama so fat, she has diabetes and doctors cut her leg off

yo mama so fat she ate a whole bag of doritos without sharing

yo mama so fat she was considered overweight by a medical professional

yo mama so poor she was beat over the head with a broken drainage pipe for a slice of bread

Yo mama is so fat, they call her the seven deadly chins.

yo mama is so ugly that she has nobody to love

you momma so gay she you dad

Yo mama so fat, that she makes me question what humanity would do given unlimited and unrestricted access to dopamine and serotonin.

Yo mama so fat, when she moonwalk she go BEEP BEEP BEEP

Yo mama so fat, if you want to derive the launch trajectory of a spaceship you have to factor in her mass and location as a constant.

Yo mama so fat, she sweats olive oil and shits I Can't Believe Its Not Butter.

Your mom is fat.

yo mama so ugly that has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

You momma is so fat that when she walks on her high heels she wrecks russian economy cause she reaches fkcn oil

Yo mama is so fat, when a pack of sex hungry refugees catch her walking alone at night, they turned around and ran because they thought it was a pig.

Your mother is so fat, niggers enjoy her company.

Yo momma so fat I want to fuck her cause I have a morbidly obese fetish.

Yo momma so fat, NASA dont even need telescope to see her on moon.

You mommas so clumsy she tripped over a wireless network.

Yo mama so nasty, she gives you goodnight kisses after sucking yo pa's dick

Your mom is so fat that

> the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
>she bleeds gravy
>she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
>she just hands the menu back to the waiter and says okay
>when I fuck her, I have to lift up the folds until I smell shit, then I know her pussy is one flap back
>she goes to the beach and sells shade

check em

your mother is so nasty she cooks with elbow grease

checked

Your mumma so nasty, she sucks off ya dad then gives you a kiss goodnight

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