OFFICIAL Italy vs Sweden Pre-Game thread #1

Perhaps the game in the whole cup with the highest density of QT's in the crowd.

Starts 15:00 CEST.

>Lineups:

SWEDEN
Isaksson
Lindelöf
Granqvist
Johansson
Olsson
Larsson
Ekdal
Källström
Forsberg
Guidetti
Ibrahimović

ITALY
who gives a fuck

>who gives a fuck

Exactly.

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>tfw I still remember the time Sweden and Denmark rigged the last group game to knock Italy out of the Euros on goal difference

best day of my life

>highest density of QT's in the crowd
This tournament severely lacks both qts and goals.

MUH DICK

How is Zlatan still an elite striker at age 34? Superior Balkan genetics? PEDs?

Babby league

Big donga

>tail end of his career of babby league dominance snd he chooses to end it for some shitty English club that isn't even in the champions league

who's that qt next to the Italian whore?

>implying Conte didn't instruct his defense to break every gipsy leg in sight even at the cost of a card
>implying Zlatan will last more than 20 minutes

How popular is football in Sweden right now?

PREDICT THE SCORE
>2-0

Probably the number 1 sport, just ahead of hockey, right?

>Implying Italian cuties give a fuck about football

0.5 millions active players in Sweden and 1.5 millions in Italy.

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>Buffon is still playing.

Is he the only OG player from the GOAT 2006 squad left? Dude has been around for a million years.

Cartmanbrah.

You forgot pirlo

le funny adhd danish man

--------------- Isaksson ----------------
Lindelöf - Granqvist - Johansson - Augustinsson

Forsberg - Ekdal - Hiljemark - Olsson

----------- Guidetti - Ibrahimovic ---------

This is the only way we could win vs Italy.

he hans't been called up tho

Pirlo is ded in NT I guess

De Rossi and Barzagli as well.

Which fjord are you lads from?

power of allah

There were Barzagli and De Rossi too in 2006. The first one played against Ukraine in the quarter finals if I remember correctly, De Rossi played like the first two but was expelled during Italy-USA and only played next in the final against France. Buffon played every match.

Fucking kek

Barzagli also got subbed in against Australia when Materazzi got sent off. He was the 4th string CB in 2006!

> mfw when my GF is half Italian (Italian last name)
> mfw when Swedish men and Italian women is the best matchup in the world

Fuck imported thai women, fuck adopted South Koreans, fuck stuck up Swedish women. All we want is some fine Italian pussy.

She's really aging like milk isn't she

Fjords are Norway

We have archipelagos

who /diletta/ here?

> Implying americans know the difference between fjords and archipelagos

>be Swede
>advertise racemixing
Nothing against a Germanic blonde Swedish qt. You don't seem to want them anyways

who dis calpico calcio?

>white boys like you should have any gf

Enjoy cleaning your italian gf pussy after you've watched her with a real man.

>Zlatan
>elite striker

kek

> butthurt terrones ITT

Swedish women think too highly of themselves. Real divas.

>declines Swedish qt.
>fucks ugly italian with nose made by Picasso.

If all Italian women sound like OPs pic then they should all be purged tbqhwyf

>highest number of qt's

so instead of 1 qt per game that we see during pre-match we MIGHT see one during a fan reaction?

what a fukin shit tournament

>be american
>text you mom you're about to get shot
>get shot

wew la'

They don't, fortunately

>those knees

DAMN

>swedes thinking they can take other peoples women

spend some time outside of that shed, Sven, that stale air is fucking with your head

not me anymore since I've discovered half of that is plastic
still absolutely stunning though

Bore draw incoming

All pussy belongs to the BSC (Big Swedish Cock)

She looks like she only got a nose job, her tits still look real to me

>swedish men

they disappeared with the vikings

>italy matches
>draw
Nah

Lay off the paint thinner Sven

singles for zlatan hat trick

> Gypsie and terrone
JUST

>tfw Italian gf

Guy is Norwegian though

>average swedish man in 2025.png

>Australia
>having a valid opinion on football

kek

Either Sweden or Ukraine are the worst team in the tournament. Who is it?

Sweden desu. Had no business stealing the spot from the 92 euro champs ;^)

Havent you got a famine to attend to?

It's Albania

I for one still can't get over Daniel Sturridge thanking G*d live on TV yesterday. I'm absolutely sickened by the BBC to air that

You got fucked m8

1658 tåget över bält + eliminating you last autumn best years of my life

is Hiljemark going to start?
he knows Italian football and he is a good midfielder.
I am from Palermo and I saw him play all the matches. He started very good scoring 4 goals in the first ten matches. then we changed like nine coaches and he changed his role, he didnt score anymore but he actually learned to play as a defensive midfielder.
how do you rate him in Sweden?

>I am from Palermo
Stopped there

I think he was referring to Allah, mate. In which case I applaud the diversity shown by the BBC

where are you from? some shithole in foggy northern italy?

We are going with Kim Shitström and Sebastian Shitsson, + Forsberg and Ekdal

We should be going with Forsberg - Ekdal - Hiljemark - M. Olsson

Any German want to fuck my ass, i want a German to suck my ear while they penetrate me and whisper German to me tbqh

> Bob Burgerstains at it again

diletta leotta, sky calcio serie b pundit

Mantova where the fog lives
But no shithole

>I am from Palermo

>sings God save the Queen
>doesn't believe in God
why is this allowed?

>pewdieshit
please teach these cucks how to play real football Italia

Italy could have SUCH a good team with no injuries like holy fuck

Imagine any other country losing players as valuable as Marchisio and Veratti

You're forgetting 8-9. November 1520 gosse.

Nah, I'm half Swedish myself so I'm glad it was you.

Really makes you think

Meme draw incoming.
Italy to win the group with 5 points.

1-0 gg ez

Nu du, Bror Fredrik, skall vi talas vid på god svenska.

Wouldnt be surprised if we meme our way into a 1-0 win.

But feels like 1-1.

>Implying our top tier defence won't concede 3 goals while Zlatan scores a stunner that becomes the real talking point in an honorable 3-1 defeat
Our team is SHIIIIT

We don't desu.

15 BINGS
4 BONGS

WHO HERE /EXCITED/

Ja då, Sven min Vän

Sweden will win and Ekdal scores

Grabbar jag vet att vi var allra sämst och Italien var allra bäst i första omgången, men vi kommer fan vinna asså

I'm feeling something like this will likely happen

>early Ibra stunner
>follows up by an extreme bus parking
>Conte floods Sweden half with 3 strikers, 2 attacking wingers in place of the wingbacks and an even more unbalanced midfield
>which eventually leads to another Swedish goal on the counter

I cheer for Italy just as I cheered for Ireland last game. Give me one reason why I should cheer for my "national" team.

>filled with non-Swedes
>officially represents the "new Sweden" as per a statement made by them, the "new Sweden" being this multicultural shithole
>football is fucking gay and betamale material to watch anyway, seriously play it or go suck a dick
>it represents the state of Sweden but the state of Sweden is my enemy as a white, christian male

I don't even know anything about Italy's team, maybe it's as gay as ours but Italy as a country can impossibly be.

italy will win easily

HELL SEGER!!!!!!!