Can anyone help a broke Sup Forumstard out with some pizza?

Can anyone help a broke Sup Forumstard out with some pizza?

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That's a nice sub. Think there's also one that helps pay for your groceries if you really need it

Shit almost never works....

where you at my guy?

whats your endgame here OP? We have no way of giving you pizza. Am I missing something?

In Arkansas...my bitch wife took my kids and cleaned out my account

I have some pasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

shit's rough man. sucks you're not local

I've seen people get pizza on here before....and I'm at my ends

come up with that yourself faggot?

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How many times have you tried it?

Post pic of your account balance and I'll consider buying for you user

I know bro...and she cleaned me out of $25,000....I'm beyond pissed off over it....

timestamp too
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>Arkansas
>25k in the bank

pick one

kek'd

All the transactions the thieving whore has made with my bank card as you see completely broke...and I have no way to time stamp it off mobile

How hungry are you on a scale from 1-10

9

Get a fucking job you fucking beggar.

Op do you share your account with ur wife?

My fucking job doesn't pay me until two weeks from now

Might as well kill your wife or kidnap her and sell her to slave merchans

inb4 permaban

Make it yourself

How much is the piza u want

Yes and that's the fucking kicker

>sharing a bank account with a woman, ever

About $20

r.advantech.com/9a

Ok, since you say ur job doesn't pay u 2 weeks until now i have an idea since i can't give u money or anything. Call a friend and tell him to buy a pizza, when u get paid pay him back, simple.

I didn't expect the woman I loved to turn into a spiteful bitch

mobile.twitter.com/XxA1PlatinumxX/status/733992902653775873

There you go bro

Abandon thred

She's a woman. Please learn from this mistake and never repeat it.

good job getting a prenup smart thinking Sup Forumstard

Shit dude...abandon thread

Not OP but my brother goes to South Ft Myers....said the chick was a known whore

he is only going to starve for three weeks, he will have forgotten all bout how evil women are in a couple of months.

Huh intresting but not suprising

Kek

I'll send you $5 via paypal. That will buy a large 1 topping at Little Caesars. What is your paypal?

Dont be a faggot

Will get her social media info if anyone's interested

Posts wife's tits, and i will maybe give u $10 via paypal please.

Do you have nudes of this woman?

> please.
Kek

Sure im curious

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Low quality tits I know

OP was married to a girl with wonky tits.

Image search that

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OP dies of starvation R.I.P OP

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Kek

Poor faggot

Bump for this