Which ass gets nailed first?

Which ass gets nailed first?

Crimson skirt

red skirt

crimson....seriously faggot

That's a pretty crimson skirt, what's the problem?

Dou you like femine penises ?

I'm bi so I guess I like dicks, idk what the fuck a feline penis is

anyone with a dick can see that is a red skirt.
anyone with half a dick can see that is maroon.
anyone that likes taking dick can see that it is crimson....just saying

fair enough then

Fuck off is that maroon. My favourite colour is crimson I know crimson when I see it.

ZOMFG wat colour iz it!??!?!?!?!?1

Fucking fags.

listen you colorblind canine motherfucker, its not crimson. definitely the nicest ass there, but also definitely not crimson. maybe you need to adjust your monitor, its cool I remember when i got my first PC too.

I'm on my phone you asshole.

I like the "Crimson" conversation.

Red one, anally.

clearly far right

I apologize, I shouldn't "dick" with a person that can't afford a PC. I take it all back, the skirt is "crimson" go rub one in a closet somewhere

I have a fucking pc you spengaloid

I browse Sup Forums on my phone when I'm not home.

I'm not btw

I feel like you lied in your initial post. the honest answer would have been your own ass using the finger.....or arm on the far left. its cool though I respect your choices as an individual...faggot

Implying you're straight and on Sup Forums. ok

red skirt, I'd nail that faster than a Chinese carpenter in Vietnam.

Crimson..only one who has had dick before

i never implied either, you simply inferred, faggot

The problem is that it's a dress, not a skirt.

red skirt and white dress can get in that order

serious question, if you were at this bar with a buddy and u saw that photo being taken would you be like "hey check out the chick in the red" OR would you say "HEY IM A FAGGOT, HURR.. shit i mean check out that chick in the crimson dress" *tips fedora, puffs vape*

it actually is a skirt as the top is a separate piece

In person I'd probably say in red. I only said crimson here to trigger you lads

dont bother answering, we know already

>lads
>confirmed britfag

im out

:)

not even man enough to stick by your faggot convictions....you have no place here

Fucking Sup Forums...
Which ass get's nailed?

Oh fuck off you know that wasn't me that said that

someone take his fedora

Yours.

this one

on a side note has anyone tried to blow themselves with a vacuum? maybe even a crimson vacuum?

don't even make crimson a meme you spengaloid