Me and the girls from work are going out tonight to watch Italy - Sweden at a sports bar...

Me and the girls from work are going out tonight to watch Italy - Sweden at a sports bar. How do I retain my spaghetti and not reveal my power level?

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1, 3, 4, 2

3 1 not even rating the others

1,4,2,3

virginity has its virtues e.g. it keeps you away from venereal diseases

Tell them that Christian Vieri could have played for Australia but decided to play for Italy instead. Tell them that Claudio Marchisio (the hottest football player out there) is injured. Tell them that El Sharawyy is a sandnigger.

when you say power levels what do you mean? you are redpilled or you mean you are close to wizard mode?

3, and only by elimination

4 is the only one worthy of being piped

None of them are that hot tßh

4 is a man

>girls from work
What do you care? Don't ever hook up with a chick from work. It'll only end in disaster.

if its just you they are asking out to the bar they probably think you are gay. To them you are one of the girls.

>going to a pub/tavern/sports bar/saloon
>dressed like that

is this the norm in Straya? People here go dressed casual at best and homeless looking at worst.

Has any of them ever shown any interest in you? I'd diddle them all frankly.

>People here go dressed casual at best and homeless looking at worst.
Why?

1.) 4
Thick legs, toned stomach, nice hips. Definitely packing a nice ass. Guaranteed to be the most enjoyable fuck.
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2.) 3
Nice body. Decent face, but we'll dim the lights to fix those sharp angles. Would enjoy.
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901.) 1
Going to be fairly drunk to make you more attractive. I'm not going down on you and don't expect a call the next day.
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9001.) 2
Get away from me and go talk to my ugly friend.

>Me and the girls from work

Do you work at a make up store?

Can you recommend me a good alovera lotion

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Fairly accurate. 1 isn't too bad at all but kind of prefer 3 because she looks filthy.

Why? People don't go to pubs dressed in clothes in Britain? Or do you mean why people here don't get dressed up nicely for a pub? if it the latter because its just a place to watch sports and drink. A night club is different, you get dressed up nice for that because the purpose of that is to party and hopefully get laid.

2, 1, 3, 4

>All these fucking fags wouldn't go 2

Listen, 2 will no doubt give you the best head out of all of them because she'd be so grateful for the attention. Also the pussy game must be ridiculous, she'd probably be "funny" and you could maybe get a little cheeky one night stand anal from her.

milf fetish?

also this was a common thing in England when you had coal mines.

only valid answer

desu i would just get with 3. she looks ethnic and white women are sjw cunts. Being this is in Australia number 3 might be Leb or Maori.

Unironically wouldn't root any of them and I'm a virgin.

>captain leftovers

>Aussie slags
>SJW cunts

U wot.

Number 1 looks the most Maori, number 3 looks some sort of wog.

is op the right tranny?

if they were from Melbourne they wouldnt be sjw? Protesting is illegal in that city's state right? I just assume even the "normal" people from the most leftist cities in Straya are sjws too. Number 1 looks just ethnically brit to me.

I mean why wouldn't you at least dress respectable if you're going out in public?

I guess it's no big deal if you're going to football pub near the ground but I didn't think you really had them. If you're going to a sports bar in town, like Walkabout here which isn't even nice, don't go in your scruffs or everyone will think you're a mong.

1=4,3,2

Anyone rating 4 is into dudes with dicks btw

Most men really don't give a shit how they look when they are going to a place full of other drunk men. Blue collar workers who work in physically demanding jobs smell like ass crack at the end of the day and covered in dirt and still hit up the bars right after work.

hardmode

None of them have colourful hair or retro 1950's glasses so I think even in Melbourne they wouldn't be that SJW.

Anyways they're probably from Queensland so they'd be going after the first roided cunt with tribal sleeves they could find. They aren't so well-known for their feminist beliefs.

if she is that would make her no.1 on 99% of Sup Forums's list

the non white one just because race mixing is hot.

I'd bang them all and ask them to take me with them once they return to their home planet.

1 2 3

>Niamh in pic
>"Hard" mode

There's only one thing that's hard and it ain't my decision lmao.

Middle one, wouldn't fuck the other two even if drink

>roided cunt with tribal sleeves

yea forgot your nation is basically all Chads. Must be hell on earth to be a beta in Straya, no chance of getting your dick wet ever.

I think Americans are just really sloppy.
Even the bums at the awful bar down the corner from me look moderately presentable.

In the US you have people walking around in track suits out in public and I've heard of people wearing pyjamas out shopping.

Just overall Americans don't seem to put much importance in physical appearance as compared to Europeans

>track suits
>America

You mean slavic nations m8. I never see people in track suits here.

2 is by far the nicest, seriously what is up with this board...

1,3,2 easy

she's 56

It just means you wouldn't get typical slags with fake tits etc is all.

You'd get girl you'd actually want to hang out with. I mean if you're an awkward beta who can't talk to people in general I guess you wouldn't get laid irrespective.

I'm not a fan of round faces, more of a personal preference. It's a trait found in many British women so that's likely why so many Brit flags find her to be more attractive. The half smile, half serious looks says there is a lack of confidence and decisiveness in her. Means I'm going to have to be putting in more work during sex.

I love a good slags thread
One thing that pisses me off is when people say they wouldn't fuck a certain girl though, like fuck lads you know you'd go through an absolute rotter rather than having to go home not-so-empty handed

Would you mind if some dudes from all over the world ranked your daughter and her friends and said if they are fuckable or not?

Then why do you do this to someone's daughter?

kys pham

I don't know. I've studied abroad with Americans and known some who were here to study at my faculty and they were all shocked at how people "dressed up" for class even though it was pretty normal stuff you would wear when leaving your home.

Yep 1, 3, 2

id be the one posting the pictures and jacking off furiously to the replies

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It's kind of inevitable hueman

To be fair you wouldn't get let into most places if you aren't dressed correctly. So yes, most people have to get dressed even if they go to a sports bar.

If you're just going to your local then yeah jeans and a tee is probably good enough.

Do you niggas even follow any British/Aussie slags on Snapchat? There's always a pic of them in their sluttiest dress with their fat, inbred looking dad.

They always look chuffed.

Joke's on you. I'd never find a woman who'd want to have children with me.

>All these fucking fags wouldn't go 2

>Listen, 2 will no doubt give you the best head out of all of them because she'd be so grateful for the attention. Also the pussy game must be ridiculous, she'd probably be "funny" and you could maybe get a little cheeky one night stand anal from her.


You know when something in a porn video draws you in (be it heels, maybe a fat ass) despite the girl not being that attractive and you have that strange feeling of disgust immediately after you ejaculate to it? That's the exact feeling you'd have after sex with 2. I don't need that in my life.

Just tell yourself you "did it for banter" and all is washed clean.

2,1,3 like mah niggas snoop and warren g

>I love a good slags thread

Me too. The mods killed the one thing that brought a sense of cross flag community to this board, objectifying women.

people here go to college in gym gear or even pajamas if you live on campus. American Universities are becoming a joke so why get dressed properly and treat it with respect?

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2,3,1

4,1,2,3 is objectively correct

1, 4=3, 2

1 has got it going on

1,2,3 easier than the top. Nice they sat in the right order

This is legit hard mode

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2,1,3

Correct

Fucking hell look at the gunt on the first one, I wouldn't give my consent to any of them

4, 1, 2, 3

The far right is cute

6,2,1,3,4,5

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1,2,3 easy as fuck

6, 1, 3, 2, 4, suicide, 5

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