ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

Wanna fuck my sister. Love her body. Her legs look so good. Wanna cum on them. Fapping to her gives me the strongest orgasms.

Damn, greentext it pls?

quigglyx0x0 add me on sc

I send snaps of my dick and sharpies in my pooper to rando gay men even though I'm not gay

i need to kill myself
it's gone beyond want

also kek i remember this

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Yeah I know what you mean. I suck off dudes in parking lots and swallow their hot, thick, sticky jizz. No homo though.

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i want to fuck your sis also

>Sister is sleeping on couch
>She is out
>horney
>she is wearing tight leggings
>i slowly put my hand on her crouch
>nice
>start fapping beside her
>she is still out
>she wakes up
>never knew

Im the motherfucking batman and the city needs my dick.

The only reason I'm with my gf is so I can groom her 12 yo daughter.

Thanks to Sup Forums I've started to get paid work as an internet detective.

The best money comes from people with bad intentions. I haven't told my fiancée or anybody else about my side business. Not sure whether I should stop.

tell us more user.

what does Sup Forums think?

girls that age are usually self-grooming

i like reading how Sup Forums would degrade my sister into their own little slut and the kinds of fetishes they would do to her

I fucking lie to everyone closest to me. My job, school, hobbies, volunteer work, activities, day to day stuff. It's all to just cover up the fact that I'm a piece of shit gang banging IV drug addict.
And EVERYONE believes all this bullshit that comes out of my mouth.
:)

Gotta do what ya gotta do right?

I used to go into the cash office at my old job when no other manager was there and cut up my legs with a box cutter.

>penis

do same some times,makes life much more interesting

I always say black women are unattractive but want to fuck one so bad.

Not much to tell so far, I keep telling her she's pretty, encourage her to wear as little as she wants to when I'm over. Recently I started giving her shoulder massages while her mom isn't around, she takes off her shirt and bra for them

I'm just pushing her in the right direction, that's all

I snorted a line of blow in a Chuck-E-Cheese bathroom stall then proceeded to choke myself while masterbating.

I'm starting to hate every single friend of mine. We became friends when we were 13 or so but now I'm starting to realise we have nothing in common anymore.

I'm a huge cuck. So huge that i encouraged my now ex gf (pic related) to sleep with 3 men and now she's engaged to the 3rd one. i've also been debating dumping her nudes.

>be me
>be two years ago
>go with some friends to a Party
>meet quality 7.5/10
>get drunk
>be horny
>she lives nearby the Club
>go to her place
>fuck her brain out

>be next morning
>shower togehter with her
>have sex in the shower
>she trips and falls, knock her head at the Wall
>blood EVERYWHERE
>nope.jog
>get dressed on and Run

>be a few days later
>read in local newspaper that a woman was found dead in her place

Mfw it was her
Mfw noone knew i was there
Mfw i her fucking blood ruined my god damn Limp Bizkit T-Shirt

My Secret is that my favourit T-Shirt is a LB-Shirt

I fap thinking about my gf getting fucked by another guy.

am I autistic or what?

You gonna fuck her or let all of your efforts go to waste?

killed my squirrel when i was 4 years old.
i was not intending it but he was dead when i was keep touching him with my palm rubbing his cheek.
when the orgasm emerged by the fur touching feel is over, he was dead.

Don't be ashamed of your love for LB, they're amazing

Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!

Cucks should be burned alive.

And drop the nudes already.

>takes off her shirt and bra

and how is the situation underneath there developing?

yeah, imo most are unattractive but I would never turn down an opportunity for sex. in college i fucked 5 black girls, would recommend

Once she's old enough

Way too big for a girl her age, it's ridiculous

june 11th is the day i plan on committing suicide

brool story co

from the age of 14 to 17 me and my cousin fucked. Never used a condom. Always came inside. Got caught once.... Had a shirt on and it was dark... Talked my way out of it.

No one knows.

wait until june 12th, its supposed to be raining on the 11th

I wrote a paper in college that one of my professors said was absolutely brilliant. He showed it to some of his peers in the industry and they agreed. When all was said and done, I had three separate security evaluation type companies competing to hire me, but it all moved so fast that I got overwhelmed and didn't reply to any of them. Now a year later none of them have ever heard of me, I'm running out of money, and no one I knew went into that industry.

may I ask why good sir?

See you in hell then

dibs on your stuff

I would honestly be OK with it if my significant other watched porn

going to need you to come back with regular, detailed updates user.

if I had a significant other.

I fucked my 16 year old cousin when I was 14. We still see from time to time and the night it happened almost feels like a dream sequence. I don't remember much of it, but I know it happened because she confirmed it when we met last time. Lots of awkwardness ensued.

And then we fucked.
Again.


I feel so filthy, Sup Forums. Oh, goddamn it feels so good.

Who the fuck isn't okay with their partner watching porn?
My spouse and I both watch/read/look at plenty of porn and neither of us care. Even about the weird stuff.

I occasionally have sex with one of my dogs.

I'm totally fucking addicted to APINACA

I wanna be a girl so bad but don't wanna tell my parents/other family. I plan on doing hrt and hiding changes like boobs and such from my family.
I want someone to make me their slave.

check'd.

my gf considers me watching porn the same as cheating. I still watch porn most days, just secretly.

of course I'm actually cheating on her on a weekly basis as well which might upset her more.

I sometimes ask my girlfriend to act as if she doesn't know me because I like to rape her. I also think that's true love.

i post her because i think she's funny and talented and pretty good looking and only sometimes as a troll, but not of her. i'm not the troll you think i am.

Also when i was a kid and we had cows on my farm, I used to go out at night with the calves, take out my dick, and let them try to get the "milk" from the utter.... Sometimes I fucked them too.... There was one really nice older cow who used to let me put it in her butt.

Nope, just a future cuck

Elaborate please

Also check'd
Maybe you cheat because she considers something as small as watching porn cheating.
Now as for the physical cheating, that's not right man. If you aren't happy then leave, it's that easy.

Fuck, you're such a prettyboy. Post more.

Could I make it as someone's slave? Someone's little girl? I'm trying to grow out my hair and everything. I'm even wearing panties and girly pajamas.

>Gets laid wearing a Limp Bizkit T-Shirt
Did you even read your storry before you posted it?

You're smooth and have a tiny boy-clit. Plenty of people would want to make you their sissy slave.

I KNOW THAT IT WAS ALIENS IT WAS ALWAYS ALIENS AND TSOUKALOS IS RIGHT

Lose some weight, then I'd cage your dick, dress you up how I want you, then fuck your boipussy until you are in tears

I'm not that user but fuck you Limp Bizkit's rockin the set

Yay! I find it really hard to find people in Texas that want this with me though. Except on Sup Forums.

Of course, I've been dieting a little bit recently. I wanna start running a bit and doing workouts for my butt to get it nice and larger for whoever wants to be my master.

I never loved anyone and can't really connect with people even tho' i am not considered antisocial.

I can only bond emotionally with animals.

I killed a man in a foreign country no one knows to this day.

Never go back to Belize, McAffee

I really hate myself, im a fucking drug addict and a drunk piece of shit... I got no future and the most logical its that i going to die soon... And i dont really care

i don't like caterpillars

Purposely fucked a girl raw and just walked away. She is now pregnant.

Heh.... Really? Burned alive you say?

Why? What do you get out of the deal?

Post your ass, faggot.

im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

I'd say so. I'm into some serious D/s (with girls). you've got exactly the right attitude.

Can't decide what to do with my life or what I'm interested in so I could start somehow. Just happy working a menial job that keeps a roof on my head and drugs in my pocket.

I want to fuck my mom like crazy and love her like a son but take that extra step and be the man she needs and deserves.

what kind of drugs

I find people for money. People give me some starting information, and I research until I find them. Basically doxxing for private clients.

how the fuck is there no pregnancy
does that mean one of you is sterile?

underrated post

She is pregnant.

How much would that cost? I have ALOT of information for one person i wish to find, but no luck on physical location aside from town proximity. Anywhere i can contact you?

i kinda hated my mother for a good long time, but conivinced myself that i didnt care. i ignored her, kept away from her, didnt talk, nothing. when her cancer spread, and her liver was about to give out, my brother convinced me to be with her. she asked me for forgiveness and i told her id forgiven her, which was a lie i think, she died later that day and now i am fucked up cause i still think about that day and lie i told with hate for myself

i have nudes of some girl ive been talking to for a year now.

ive been waiting for the right opportunity and plan to blackmail her into getting more,preferable getting nudes with her face

Alright
That's good, but finding guys that want ugly crossdressers like me is hard.

I have a strong memory of my older brother pinning me down on a bed and licking my arms and me yelling him to stop, I don't remember anything afterwards.

we were so young
I still think that made me have sexual dreams with my direct family members, which I sometimes have to this day.

I had never wrote this before. I think I might need help. What does Sup Forums think?

White shit, pills and marijuana

how much do you charge

long battle with depression and im giving up :D

i found my big titted cousin's online dating profile and catfished her for nudes

yeah, depression kinda gets you in the end, no matter how long and hard you fight

Stool pushing faggot. And he's ugly as shit.

Way too far bro
I just feel bad for the cows now

who?

Thanks, I really get off to people calling me ugly. Anything demeaning. Please keep it coming

i pretend to be a guy so Sup Forums doesn't ask for tits