I'll start :

I'll start :

>I'm educated.

I'm....white?

>I'm reading this post

/thread

I know my dad

I can count to three

I don't care what people call me.

My kids have 529 plans.

And I have to go to work. By user.

i am at college right now
Works?

>I have mayo on everything

i have never been charged with a felony
i own my own house
i went to school
i know who my kids are
i prefer hockey and baseball to basketball and football

I own stocks

Could have sworn I heard a Nigel thread

95% of the time I won't leave my pregnant white girlfriend.

Yikes

I make $80k a year, I vape, I have no debt, and I know my dad.

I dislike niggers

I tuck my son into bed every night
I pay taxes, I don't collect welfare
Never been in the back of a police car
Not to keen on watermelon OR fried chicken
My car has the same rims on it that it came from factory

I'm so white, I order you to say 'flank steak'

I still own slaves

I like fried chicken

found the arab

Voting for Trump

Posts fag post like this.

My skin colour is white..sheeeeeeeeeeit

nope, free education plans for niggers and spics.
you might just be there to use the computer.

I absolutely don't like fried chicken...

I like cats and don't use a washcloth when I shower

fucked the same woman for 8 years and always been employed DAMN SON

You believe you created civilization

I've never been arrested.

my shit is not the same color as me

How's that working out for Africa.

I have a job and have never been arrested.

I'm on Sup Forums

I still think that a waist pouch is both fashionable AND practical.

I have an extensive understanding of human history and I'm proud of my European heritage.

The history of everything started with my birth, I refuse to acknowledge history has any effect on the present

you got white genocide coming

I am married with 3 kids, i live with them and support them
I dont have a criminal record

I do coke, not crack

Cops don't shoot me when I reach for my wallet

I don't think that black lives matter.

I'm not a nigger

I have no kids, not on welfare, never been arrested, and I don't care for watermellon

my dick is average as average gets...5.6 inches of sadness. at least I have two parents who have been married for 31 years.

Me too

I own a Limb Bizkid album

senior position in and corporate empire.

pro level

elite level

Never goes to prison, I know my dad, I have two diplomas and I can't climb tree

When all things are equal I fear white women will have no need for me.

My kid plays with toys and wears trainers that I bought him not ones other people by for their kids

I have a job, wife, pay taxes, kids, and money in the bank.

I still don't know what "kappa" means

I'm on the website known as Sup Forums...

I'm not a criminal

I know what a decanter is.

I get to sit at the front of the bus.

I wear nothing but cargo shorts all year round.

Doubt it given you can't even string a fucking sentence together
>in and
>hurr durr corporate manager at Basement inc. conglomerate. Junior Vice President of Global Fedora distribution.

Nice. Do you wear some crocs with those bad boys?

how white are you

>factory rims
Fucking kek user

vs. jibba jabba plug spot bixnood llc purp chickn house peoples llc

I'm privileged... apparently

I'm angry that my money got taken away and blame minorities for it because the people who have all the money now told me that it's their fault.

>I finished high school and have applied to college

My son calls his grandmother nana and non mom. He calls his mother mom and not Kiki

White skin doesn't mean you can't be a nigger

See: whiggers / trailer trash

Nigger isn't a black man only thing! What are you? Racist?

Nah, im aussie.
Thongs (Or flip flops for the wogs)

i often read classic literature next to my fireplace whilst sipping red wine
i know what quinoa is and actually like it

I bought my bike

Yeah fkn oath cob. You running double pluggers

I know my father

This is the only answer

you're asian.

I know my dad

I have great credit

you stole my ansewr you are truly negro

I bought my bike and phone.

Seinfeld was a great show

i have money

i'm 25 yo and still in training. haven't worked a full time job even my life is more than 1/4 over

You misspelled 'Friends'

I work

Officer warned me before tazing me

I do wipe my ass after taking a dump.
Im not invisible in the shadows.
I bought my TV.
Never raped a girl.
I can read.

...

>probably just highschool educated lol

I talked to my dad today.

Me and my country's favourite saying is fuck off we're full

THIS

14/88

;^D

I voted for Mitt Romney.

>uses lol
>uses normal speech in greentext
newfag
>inb4 i was pretending to be retarded

I know the difference between "asked" and "axed".

phantasmagorical

this is my sister. happy?