Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

Rattle all night edition

shit threads

For a shit life. Yes. We know.

Chaika here

>rattle

kagami claimed!
if it just brushing hair, that's fine

Fine

What else would it even be? I just wanna make some friends, and doing hair is always nice~

Shiki claimed

I want you to know that I care about you, and I don't want you to leave..

right, right!!
how are you today chaika?? i don't see you around too much....

i love you ruri

...

I'm not here a lot :(
I try to come around but I'm usually busy with work and stuff..
But I am well, thank you for asking

And i want you to know that i dont care about that
This is internet after all, pepole come and go

Newspaper came at a decent time. Hour and a half to do nothing till I go home. Morning is going well.

based resolution user...always saving the day!!!

This resistance only makes me harder.
Just shut up and bend over already

sleepy....where do you work at??

I work for a day program for disabled and special needs individuals Chaika

You care.
You need attention.
Come on, recognize it already.
If you didn't, you wouldn't make such a big fuss about it. You can go banned on other boards, but you insist to get banned in here, where we all can see it.
Attention whore.

>rattle
Spooky.

huh...that sounds pretty cool actually!! how did you get into that???

Mama seaport I have something I need to say to you...

I want to get banned here to see if mods or janitors lurk around here

Speaking of that
Im 10 years old so what do i know

Yes?

Was recommend by a friend in the field due to my love of working with people.
Been at it for 3 years now.

They do. They banned a particularly egregious shitposter yesterday.

you're also 10 years old? :^)

I doubt it.
They just left.

I'm sorry for always being so rude and inconsiderate of your feelings. I don't want to be lewd all the time I.. I want to take you out for coffee sometime maybe.. Get to know you more.

nice!!! i've always found those jobs fulfilling, that's why im trying to get into the emt field!!!

Morning everyone

Just woke up, what's going on today?

Nah. They were in two threads and all their posts got deleted. What shit poster does that?

Well arent you a little sweetheart.
Bless the emts, they really are angels.

>Chaika that doesnt have a lot of pics

I've no hard feelings against you, user.

I miss you.

>Someone you know

I'm back from watching the new X-men film

>apparently someone said I had poor self-control?

Morning person I've not yet met!

Im turning 18 in 1 sec

But still! I just love your body, and you're motherly personality..
I really like you!

That was me.
You probably do.
'least around here.

thank you!! your job is great too, anything that can help people!!

...

Lmao fucktard you tried to get with prinz just like you desperately try to get with everyone else and you got shut down and left.

How kind of you.

I'm sure I miss you too, but who is this, if you don't mind my asking?
>unless it's Billy
>fuck you Billy

Ah, there he is.

Hi, how are you? Also what do you go by?

I wanna take you out maybe if you aren't already seeing someone..

>Inb4 fakes saying "glorius feet

>Can't blow my cover
>I'm green da ba de da ba di
>green
>green waifu

i cant wait for the anime, shizuru best girl, kotori at close second.

froggy user??

My man! Very true.

Next clue

I'm really bad at secret stuff

Tired, ready to go home and sleep! How about you?
Makoto! Nice to meet ya! What might I call you?

As tempting as that is, just maybe.

you're the only green waifu i can think of...besides tatsu

Just so it's clear, i don't dislike you.
That lasted all of a few seconds.
How've you been, Tsuyu?

Yeah...

You might be right about that one.

>not my proudest moment

>Tis the frog

Well I uh yeah so you might be right about that

CC?

CC has namesync and forgets to turn it off.

I'm in love.

oh yeah....i haven't seen her around a lot though...

Ah, where are you now? Also that same question again on a global scale, what part of the world? Call me Renge.

Ahhh. Why are you disguised, love?

happy 10th birthday :^)

At work! 1 more hour till freedom!
California, good ole 'Murrica.

This picture of renge It makes me uncomfortable. I'm not used to her grown up

Yeah.. I couldn't think of any clues for "IM A FROG" without giving it away.

>Tis the crisp

The name Makoto instantly makes me sad
>Shizuru

>we don't talk about that
>I'm trying to keep that under wraps

>czeched
I see, I see. How are things with the lady? And I missed you too bb.

Sorry, is this more to your liking?

I'm just headed to work in an hour, go figure. Where do you work? Also I'm east coast, but still Murica.

And i thought yume looked like an alien

Why is that?
Seems a lot of people I know are east coast. Work for security in a high rise downtown. Pretty easy job, up till I open the building I can dick around on my laptop. And after I open the building I can dick around on my phone. Not too bad a job at all other than the atrocious pay.

Oh yeah. The old Kanon characters did NOT look good.
Kanon had a character named Makoto.
Her story arch made me sad.
Kind of still does. Lol

It's good to see that you love motherly figures. They really are the best in most cases.

Ah, I think I tried watching the anime when I was on a binge due to Clannad. I don't think I got past episode 2... I assume the LN is better?
>Makoto

Psh, if you say so. It really isn't a big deal but okay.
Just looking out for a friend.
You still want that kiss I owe you?

>Ill steal you with those lucky trips

I do.
And you really are the best.
Always letting me dock~

>motherly figure

Sweet Lordy Lou

NONONONONO!

>not this again
>I JUST fixed things with Hotaru

EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION

BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED

MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS

JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS

ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU

A bit. It's (as is usual for these types of things) more intimate with individual characters, so you get a better feel for each one.

>BEFORE THEY FUCKING DESTROY IT
god dammit key.

Bhahahaha
I'm keeping that. Thanks for the pasta,angry user.

Akiko claimed

is this new pasta?

Here's your (You) you desperately wanted. Also, if you don't like these threads, then hide them. Only takes a click or two.

I remember my play through of Clannad. I only did one, and ended up with the loner "top kek" barely making it through school arc. Was interesting, I should play through it again.
>Makoto

I'm just gonna leave you be.

I'll take Hanako's smooch instead. I'm doing pretty well. Dad's 50th is on Friday so I'm trying to get things ready for that. I'm glad to hear you're doing so well Froggo!

GA myself, probably everyone you know is a northerner to me. That doesn't sound bad at all, and how abysmal is the pay? I make a whopping 10/hr strapping pallets of chairs and tables at a warehouse. It's miserable. Contemplated doing a security thing but I'm going back to school in the fall so I'm planning to let that govern my work schedule.

>MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
thanks user i laughed so hard
insert ruining /waifu/ community with multiple different methods pasta here

Especially since nearly all the OP's use the same phrasing, really easy to filter if you get triggered by us.

Works for me, you can have it~
>smooch
>you can't hide from my waifu nabbing licky 7's

Happy birthday to your dad by the way, hope he is doing well.

That, and /waifu/ is always going to be /waifu/.

Shizuru! It's happening again! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! >WHY?!

Sorry to be rude, but I just CAN'T afford to remotely be associated with this.

>I've already got into enough mix ups and misunderstandings with Prinz and Shinoa

HI IT'S ME AGAIN

Ahem. It's not like I hate these threads. It's actually that I feel very sorry for you people. Very, very sorry.

I am a human and I typed this on my phone. Paste it all you want because it's the truth. You people worship cartoons. Fucking cartoons, damn it.

DO YOU HAVE ANY

FUCKING

IDEA HOW RETARDED THAT IS

fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

K you can stop now
I was trying to be friendly but please leave me alone.

>Tsuyu

Alright this one is breddy gud, 9/10, thanks user

Hi Akiko! How's it going today?

Also hello to you Sachi, though I know you've been here

>licky 7s
Not sure if that's a froggo pun or a typo

But thank you, he's doing really well. My parents are taking a week's vacation to Hawaii, so I don't know how he couldn't be happy.

'Morning(?) Barry.

Just so no.
>Without the commentary adding how you secretly want it

Or is this just a nice excuse to avatarfag. The world may never know. Enjoy your unproductive rage.

>licky
More of a typo but I'll take the accidental pun~

Good! They need a vacation, most people do.
Hopefully it's amazing and they can relax.

GA? Sounds like my old job in reverse. I took things OFF of pallets and put them on shelves. Stocking sucked ass. And standard 10/hr. Only reason I don't complain is because I'm basically getting paid to use my laptop instead of my desktop.
To be fair, I don't worship cartoons. I don't worship much anything now that I think on it. Closest I'd say is my bikes that I like to be around at every opportunity.

Wow you actually typed that? That's pretty autistic.