Chick wants to fuck, i'm busy YoYo-ing, dubs decides how I respond

Chick wants to fuck, i'm busy YoYo-ing, dubs decides how I respond.

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yoyo-ing a shit or with a actual yoyo?

"Only if my dog can join in"

fuck that girl we wanna know bout yoyos

>can I "walk the dog" on your puss puss?

An actual YoYo.

rerollin

Rollin one more time before I call it quits

I wish this had been dubs. Oh my god.

Nigger dick in my juicy ass

fuck you
u
c
k

y
o
u

no u

zozzle

>Nigger dick in my juicy ass

Come on op. Deliver second dubs.

>your pussy got more gap than when I do an around the world

Best dubs is best

"nah, just messing with you. I want to fuck your asshole raw while I jam my fist up your pussy.
Did I scare you already?"

Op knocked himself out with the yoyo

sorry haha that was my dog typing on my phone

Winnar

I've invented this new move id like to try with you. I take my YoYo and start with a cars cradle and then I reset and whip it at your cooch as hard as I fucking can. it's called the "Punani Tornado"

Oh shit I'm sorry, that wasn't meant for you!
My dick gets bigger when I pull it! Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin! Will you help me to not rip the skin by using your mouth?

Thats not a tornado thats a vine whip attack

look, i'm a business major... i need to see dat pusi before i impregnate you and proceed to kill your family

*cat's cradle
>fucking autocorrect

also reroll

/thread

OP whipped his head with YoYo. RIP

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ok, but I only if me and my dad can DP you

this.

My mom will drive me there

Hory shiet. Trip dubs wasted

roll

>fuck you
>u
>c
>k

>y
>o
>u

are you into watersports i only get down in the golden shower

The freakier the better baby

Winrar

Pls watch me get pounded by Sky Williams

Bring a friend too if u want lol

Mühlenwalder mühlenfest, lebe hoch! Würzig grob, herzhaft fein, wir haun rein!

can you do a blackface look and pretend to be pro tennis player Venus?

reroll

...

roll

samefag

rollo

Come around my place, and lets engage in some sexual intercourse.

Kek. Op delivered the good one

gwew we go

dubs

roll

Are you 16?

newfag

it's called a reroll, people do it all the time.

i have this... little fetish, can i use your pussy as a bowl so i can get some dank hits of that weed while we kiss?

i'm twelve and what is this?

WINRAR

weak sauce

re re roll

WINRARE

your older then 16.... shit no thanks.

Oh shit, what a waste. Ignore that shit OP. The way this girl talks she just seems like a kid.

dude weed lmao

Thanks OP:3

Do this op WINRAR

can I bring my teddy bear?

i have a thing for diapers and fur suits would you wear a diaper so i can get my yoyo off

reroll

Rawlin

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Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

[Verse 1]
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes gravity
Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's spaghetti
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Spaghetti (x4)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This spaghetti comes once in a lifetime
(x2)

[Verse 2]
The spaghetti's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This spaghetti is mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World spaghetti
A normal life is spaghetti; but superspaghetti's
Close to spaghetti, it only grows harder
Homie grows spaghetti, he blows it's all over
These hoes is all spaghetti, coast to coast spaghetti
He's known as the Globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown spaghetti from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own spaghetti
But hold your nose cause here goes the cold spaghetti
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and spaghetti. And so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti
But the beat goes on: da-da-dum da-dum da-dah

rolllerinoooo

>Girl wants to fuck, but OP is too wrapped up in trying to be cool on a Vietnamese frog lovers site

What a fucking faggot

this thread just went certified gold

kay, i'll be over asap

op literally ignored this beautiful double double, wtf man?

mothers dead, she know, wouldnt have went as you guys think

youtu.be/2kdqyqQ-l0w

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Choru

...

CHILDREN
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Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!

One for the master,
One for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full...

Baa, baa, white sheep,
have you any wool?
yes sir, yes sir,
three needles full.

roll

Show her this

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ATC LYRICS
Download "Around The World" Ringtone
"Around The World"

The kisses of the sun - Were sweet I didn't blink
I let it in my eyes - Like an exotic drink
The radio playing songs - That I have never heard
I don't know what to say - Oh not another word

Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing

La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la

Inside an empty room - My inspiration flows
Now wait to hear the tune - Around my head it goes
The magic melody - You want to sing with me
Just la la la la la - the music is the key
And now the night is gone - Still it goes on and on
So deep inside of me - I long to set it free
I don't know what to do - Just can't explain to you
I don't know what to say - Oh not another word

Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing

La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la

The kisses of the sun

La la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing

La la la la la - la la la la la la la - la la la la la - la la la la la la la
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My dogs nuts are all swollen and huge. If I bring him over can he got first to give the poor guy some relief?

Double dubs

Reroll

My stepdad taught me how to kiss

Rolling this

Can I ask you a favor? I've had this fantasy for awhile that I'd like you to help me with. I need to see if it is as hot in reality as it is in fantasy. I am dreaming of becoming a goat diddler and I'd really help me out if while we do this you could bay like a goat.

trips have spoken

Must obey the trips.

>My dogs nuts are all swollen and huge. If I bring him over can he got first to give the poor guy some relief?

Somebody once told me
That I could make some money by bullying some people online
So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
So, I'm making death threats and calling people nigger
Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger
Never you mind I was already banned
From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal
To poison the online punch bowl
You never know who I might dox
So y'all can suck on my cocks
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy
And all we care about is news
Personal attacks and harassment is totally news
[Interlude: Keemstar]
Like, I literally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude
Oh, fuckin righteous fucking nigger, Alex, is doing this shit
Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, asshole
Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger
I only do this show for money, that's it, alright
I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a fucking scam
I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you
Fuck the fans
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Do a trickshot, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Eat your popcorn, goatee
And all I report is the news
If you'd call this new
[Verse 2: Uncle Dane]
Somebody once asked "Can you spare me from harassment
Your content is a fucking disgrace"
I said "Yep, and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face"
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running
Even if I get banned I'll just keep on coming
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick
I make mad money from being a

rollin

amazing

>My stepdad taught me how to kiss

winrar

Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, What are you saying
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)

For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream

Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.

And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo

Winrar