You have 10 seconds to be as much of a newfag as humanly possible

You have 10 seconds to be as much of a newfag as humanly possible
I'll start
Where do i sign in here guys xDxDxDxD

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? WHERE ARE WE? WHAT ARE WE? WHERE ARE WE GOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHERE DO WE COME FROM? IS THERE ANY PURPOSE TO OUR EXISTENCE? DOES ANYTHING MATTER? DO WE EVEN EXIST? ARE WE JUST THE FIGMENT OF A LARGER BEINGS IMAGINATION? IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE? ARE ANY OF YOU REAL? AM I THE ONLY REAL PERSON? ARE THE REST OF YOU JUST FIGMENTS OF MY OWN IMAGINATION? AM I A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINTION? AM I THE FIGMENT OF SOMEBODIES FIGMENT OF IMAGINATION? IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTASY? ARE WE ALL ALREADY DEAD BUT JUST HAVEN'T REALIZED YET? IS THERE A PAST? IS THERE A FUTURE? IS THERE A PRESENT? ARE WE ALL JUST AI'S LIVING INSIDE OF A SIMULATED UNIVERSE? WHAT CAME BEFORE US? WHAT CAME BEFORE THEM? ARE WE THE ALIENS? IS THERE ANYTHING FROM STOPPING ME FROM PULLING THE TRIGGER RIGHT NOW? IS THERE TRULY A CONSEQUENCE TO EVERYTHING? OUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE. OUR EXISTENCE IS USELESS. WE WERE A MISTAKE. WE SHOULD NOT EXIST. WE ARE ABOMINATIONS. I DO NOT WANT TO BE APART OF THIS ANYMORE. KILL ME, END MY SUFFERING, THERE IS NO POINT TO ANYTHING, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE REGARDLESS, SPARE ME OF THIS USELESS EXISTENCE AND END MY EXISTENCE, THERE IS NO POINT TO IT, LIFE IS SUFFERING, DEATH IS THE ONLY SOLUTION, SERIAL KILLERS, MASS MURDERERS AND DICTATORS ARE THE TRUE HEROS OF THIS WORLD, CUTTING LIVES SHORT, FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK MY LIFE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I JUST WANT TO DIE, PLEASE KILL ME, END MY EXISTENCE, THERE IS NO POINT TO IT, LIFE IS TORTURE, LIFE IS SUFFERING. FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

how do i do a the greentext

;) nice number memes, my friend

>numbers seen

Source?

>not knowing how to image search

Hey friend! Sadly there is no sign option on Sup Forums ;^(

What site is this

How do I buy a gold pass?

can i tell you a secret?

>im so deep in the web XD

How can I join anonymous

what is a trap?

What's dubs?

Diamonds aren't a metal, you idiots.

Bro that's the best one so far.

Hey, any nice girls to chat with me? Me is indian guy, horny 24/7

What's a finger box?

What's dubs?

these

Can you leave the chan ?

Why people say "too soon"? XD (im noob)

>77 dubs checked

>Inb4 penguin of doom maymay

[/Triforce]

nice quads!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

Check em!

Copycat faggot

the fuck? why doesnt my sound work?

Look at this found it on facebook so funny

Ayyyyy lol

I'm not a newfag. I've been here all summer.

OH BABY A TRIPLE MLG 420 XDDDD lol 3260 noscope fagot

What!!!!! Anynomous(hackers) came from Sup Forums

LOL where'd u get that xD

But if you turned 360 degrees, you'd be facing where you started

Yea it's a rock lol!

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What's a red pill?

get off the chan fagit can u even triforce

How do I kick people from the chat

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Winner

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How do i quad force?

Nigger. He he I'm being edgy

Lol the previous post said to call you a n*gger

Hi Sup Forums! Could you meme this image?

Hey guys how do I triforce?
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What's a fingerbox

I'm sorry i can't. The N word is racist and this is 2016 the year to end racism.

I can haz trufarce???
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what's a newfag?

I hacked in the Tumblr raid and leaked one of the celeb nudes
I can hack all of you at Minecraft or call of duty
I fuck your mom's pussy every day
I forgot to use a condom 19 hears ago, but I'm sure you know all about that.

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I bet you own alot of neat fedoras!

what´s the diference between gore and rekt?

What's kek mean?

OH 369 NOSCOPD
MLG
MLG
MLG
MLG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
GET REXXXXXD

A new way of saying kick here? IDFK...

I'm on the weird side of the internet again xD

What mean dubs?

MODS
MODS
MODS

Zozzle

Alright guys its time for a test.

I like going here because it's summer now and parents aren't around XD

Hey guys im gonna make a being newfags thread

newfag spotted

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in reply to the first one down
i dont know but how do u get dubs

Lol, hey guyz what's a newfag?

Lollololol darude sandstorm, a ha darude sandstorm lol get trolled

Sleepy...where is my bed!

How do you roll?

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most amusing! I say we we vote this up!

where's the like and +1 buttons? vote up?