ITT : Sup Forums LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE

ITT : Sup Forums LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHOCOLATE MILK

Stay out of my weed.
Stay out of my booze.
Stay out of my porn.

its spoiled because no one fucking paid the electric bill and the power went out.

Fuck you all. I'm hot boxing this house

>no
>no
>ok

Toilet clogged again.

Fair enough.
Copy that.

shotgun on tonights netfixz

turn that shitty fucking trap music off

We should concoct an elaborate plan to steal electricity and resources, like the rats of Nimh.

DONT YOU GUYS TOUCH ANY OF MY FUCKING PARROTS.

WHO SPILLED BEER ON MY FUCKING GLORY SUIT

to lazy and high

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

only one of them
the little one :)

Guess who I find in the bathroom ?
>it's a boi!

But 13 yo boy, call the cops maybe he's lost

>PARROTS
You do know we have like fifty fucking cats running around the property, right?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TENDIES

Who let the chicks with dicks in here again?!

OP the faggot is on the other side of the glory hole

nigger you don't belong here go home to mama

i made chicken nuggets if anyones hungry

stay the fuck out of my room, its clean and is getting painted fuckers

Who chased off all the chicks with dicks again?!

>NUGGETS
FUCK OFF THIS IS A TENDIE ONLY HOUSE REEEEEEEEE

What color

Has anyone seen my cat?

...

WE ALL VAPE

VAPE NAYSHH BRRROOOO

>black family moves in next door

Well B it was fun. Gotta get my own life now.

uh, bruh

i think one of the neckbeards heard you were rennovating

Some guy in a spiderman outfit. He also keeps cock blocking me whenever I bring over girls from the high school

hold up guys i think i found some shit in my weed again ....fuck you dave this prank isnt funny

WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE WATERRESSEVOIR OF THE TOILET?!

The trap slut thats walking around. Come suck my dick

n-no homo.

OK niggers I know it's smoky in here an that a lot of you have asthma, but I put a post on facebook saying that we've got a hotbox going and that Snoop Dogg is here giving blowjobs, so there's a shitload of girls lining up outside and I posted JaQwal the Drug Dealer as a "bouncer" to have them pay to get in. He's also playing the part of Snoop so you all better get the fuck in line and turn off any porn you may have playing on loudspeaker..... in fact nevermind. Keep it on

Dave.

Have you checked the oven yet?

wasn't dave it was this fag he's been going around touching everyones stuff and I've never seen him wash his hands like ever.

who the fuck is dave ?!

That son of a bitch. God forbid we want a little jailbait after a long week of not working or being in education or training.

... I have a feeling that wasn't cat shit I found in my closet the other day...

>Goes to fridge at 2am
>Thirsty as fuck
>God damn son, so thirsty
>Open fridge
>Reach past twelve cartons or expired egg nog and MLP paraphernalia
>Slap house weasel out of the way
>Jackpot
>Sweet sweet purple drank
>Walk back to bunkbeds past sleeping livingroom neckbeard nest
>Pizza boxes and half eaten tendies all over the floor
>Top bunk fapping furiously
>Put on headphones to drown out noise
>Careless Whisper lulls me to sleep
>Day 1: Complete

Uh guys the chicks are asking for drinks and food and we have a LOT of alcohol (and other assorted drinks) but all we have for food is nachos

You guys don't mind if I practice my music right? It's therapeutic

Where the hell did we get nachos?

Guys, help!
There's a robber! She just shot me, and now she's sucking my dick!

The asshole that doesn't know what a toilet is for.

Does anyone want some burgers?

You know, Upperdecker Dave? Only shits in the tank?

ALL YOU NIGGERS ONLY EVER GO TO THE GAS STATION DOWN ON THE CORNER TO GET FOOD

who let the nigger in?

Can we PLEASE stop sending Dave to shop for groceries? All he ever buys are nachos and tendies.

WHERE THE TRAPS AT

Who clogged the fucking toilet!?

NO JEREMY IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF YOU ARE THE WORST TROMBONE PLAYER

ALRIGHT, WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?

MR. DAVIDSON, THIS IS THE FBI

WE HAVE A WARRANT

...

Hey guys, check out this new music style I found. It's called Folk Dub! I'll crank it up for you.

can someone control the computer while I fap!?

WOULD YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP. TRYING TO MASTURBATE UP HERE.

OH SHIT MICROWAVE ALL THE HARD DRIVES NOW

Oh FUCK.
Everybody, wipe your hard drives now!

WHO DRANK MY FIJI AESTHETICS

Hivemind detected.

Please... I've eaten nothing but pre-packaged corn muffins for the past 3 fucking weeks

Is this carpet or black mold?

whos wants a blowjobs guys!

HISSSSSS

SUMIMASEN, NECKBEARDS DEFEND THE BASEMENT. WE ARE NOT GETTING TORCHED THIS TIME

This attacked me in the bathroom, i need an explanation.

>kill self
>profit

Don't mind me... ;D

>Checking your bred
If dubs Dave has to move out I'm sick of it

Guys if you see a girl running around, please offer her some eggs and comfort her. I found her lying at a station last night and brought her here but I think she was attacked because she looks quite frightened.

It was for a science project give it back

The protocol is in place to protect all of our pedo poopers, user.

FUCK okay, so I have to move out?

Quad, Im the king I have a chair

Wow! She's so beautiful, I wonder if she has a boyfriend.

[Hello Darkness my Old Friend]

this is for science too i guess ?!

Yo who's the fucking loser upstairs who keeps talking about cuck shit

Oh I'm gonna tear that boy pussy apart

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEY user GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY VAGINA
AND YOU, STOP WANKING, YOU DIRTY CUCK BASTARD

Hey guys, I found a secret room from within the basement. I think it's full of dynamite. Don't know. Let me light a match and find out.

What the fuck? Bro that thing isn't mine.

God I hope I get accepted to be a mod so I can ban half you fucking faggots. So cringey

I'm a girl.

Who replaced the toilet paper with bibles?

Lol, not anymore with that post. Cringelord detected.

WHO THE FUCK IS BURNING AN EFFIGY MADE OF CAT CORPSES ON OUR FRONT LAWN???

gtfo

Yup. Your post sure is cringey alright.

>he does it for free
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHO LET THIS FAGGOT IN HERE?

wat do wit hotdog

I want everyone to know that next weekend we're going camping, AND THERE WILL BE NO OPTING OUT
It's mandatory