Shitty food experiences?

Shitty food experiences?

>be me working at a mexican restaurant
>hungry as fuck start looking for food
>found 8 left over tacos, unsure as to how old they were but whats the worst that can happen
>ateeverylastone.bmp
>suddenly my stomach feels like someone has filled it with dirt and is trying to make a balloon animal with it
>literally feel the shit straining against my rectum, as if it was possessed by some sort of demon and wanted freedom from its thousand year prison
>have to walk all the way down the hall with my ass and thighs clenched tightly
>by the time I get to the bathroom, I'm sweating profusely and grunting loudly with every step
>go to the nearest stall
>notice there is someone in the stall next to it, but idgaf
>yank down shorts and attempt to slam my ass onto the toilet seat
>ass slips off due to the slickness caused by my ass sweat
>fall off, one of my arms goes into the toilet, my ass slips under the stall divider
>can't control it
>shit actually explodes out of my ass, covering the entire stall
>its occupant starts screaming
>I start screaming in return, but I can't fucking stop
>goes on for about half a minute, shit erupting from my ass forcefully the entire time
>finally it dies down, ass still sputtering and oozing a bit
>person rushes out of the stall, almost slips on the shit, and then dashes out of the bathroom
>lie on the ground for five or tens minutes, just trying to recover
>finally, get up and look in the stall to inspect the damage
>it is completely lined with shit, you can even making out the outline of the previous occupant against the wall
>there is a huge gooey pile where my ass was sticking through, probably weighed at least five pounds
>wipe my ass fast as I can, still takes a long time
>terrified someone would walk in at any moment

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You were eating on the job?

Must be working at taco bell. OP, Your experience mirrors that of all peoples who eat at taco bell

>go to Mexican restaurant
>eat fuck tons of this shrimp rice and cheese dish
>at work not long later
>hey I gotta fart
>try to fart but instead shit all over my boxers
>youvegottabefuckingkidding.JPEG
>go to bathroom and remove boxers
>sneak outside and toss them in dumpster
>still don't understand why I shit water with no stomach ache

the dangers of bean meal my friend

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if you're going to copypasta, at least use the original and not your newfag edit.

never trust a fart, user.

I'm so much more careful since that incident. I definitely know the questionable feeling now.

Also one time a roach literally crawled out of the meat from a taco I had from taco Bell once

wtf

Hell, I'll go then.
>eating at a Wendies
>not really into it, but the guy behind the counter gives me a discount
>fat black bitch on the assembly line
"I'll take a large baconater combo, with lettuce"
>hear an audible 'damnit' from the back
>guy ring me up, I pay, sit down and wait.
> see black bitch throw my food together like she's about to go off shift.
>get a spicy chicken sandwich instead of my order.
" ummm... I asked for a baconater."
> front guy apologizes, take my food back.
> getting irritated now, only have 20minutes till I have to be back at work
> hear something about a lunch break soon, says she'll just find an old one
> she'dbetterbefucking jokin.gif
> watch this bitch vanish behind some equipment, and I hear rustling
> ask waitbro what the hell she's doing
>bitch I rooting through trash bags looking for intact burgers
>fuckingchrist.rar
>waitbro tells her off, she throws together a shitty, cold baconater, no lettuce
I was late and was able to shit through a coffee straw. The hell is wrong with black people?

This is now a nigger hate thread

I had to double take lol. I just crushed it and the entire taco together. Wasn't even my taco. Someone made a late night run and I went to steal it after they ate and went to bed. I didn't eat there for years

op here i aggre

Alright, I'm down. I can probably type some shit if y'all can keep it bumped

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> working in a fairly large consultants office.
> assistant, not the best pay, but it's pretty simple shit
> got turned down multiple other places for "diversity needs"
> not a fan of affirmative action, but wtf can I do?
> finally get this job, meet some of my co-workers, higher-ups, all that fun shit.
>2 of my co-workers, I can only presume are named nig and nog, because they. Are. DARK.
> nig is a young, fairly stupid nigger, not quite to ooga booga, but close.
>nog, however, is a middle aged, fully fledged member of his race.
> both work together, both are token black guys in an otherwise fine potluck of ethnicities
> I'm finishing up learning the ropes, these 2 feel it necessary to 'haze the newbie'
>fuckers lock me into the janitors closet mid-shift
> took the janitor and my mentor an hour and a half to find me.
More, or switch topic?

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dont be a faggot