I'M JESUS ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

I'M JESUS ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

Who are you?

IM THE SON OF GOD AND I MEET U AS THE GOOD SHEEPER!

If Kid Rock had a homosexual brother, he'd be you

I find your lack of dick disturbing.

I WAS BREAD ABOVE A SPIKE OF WHEAT, MY SOUL WAS VEGETAL! I WAS A SEAWEED BELOW THE SEA! READY TO PUSH THE SKYES.

IF U THINK SUN IS GOD U WOULD THINK HE CANT SEE U IN THE NIGHT BUT U SHOULD KNOW IF THE SUN SEES U FOR THE DAYS STARS SEE U IN THE NIGHT.

did you get me a parking space today out the front of uni? ty bro

Can you explain to me how a one God universe can exist?

He's supposedly all knowing and all powerful..

Yet he can't go anywhere, because he's already everywhere.

And he can't DO anything, because the act of doing presupposes a position..

I'm confused

God works in mysterious ways, moron

Isn't Jesus a sand nigger?

BECAUSE GOD SOMETIMES HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET OUT OF THE HEAVEN WHEN ITS IN DANGER

HE IS THE TRANSMUTATION FROM MUSLIM TO CHRISTIANISM

THE TRANSMUTATION OF THE RACES PERSISTS IN THE FOOD AND WE ARE WHAT WE EAT

TO BE CHRISTIANS WE MUSNT EAT LAMB!

Hey, Jesus. Can I get a burrito?

BECAUSE HE IS PEACEFUL LIKE MY FATHER

>Jesus
No, you're Cosmo Wright

Taking a day off from the home depot parking lot?

I DIDNT CAME HERE TO BE INSULTED LIKE THIS

When you will start to kill people like in the prophecy ?

I DONT MAKE THIS BUT IF DENIAL ME U WILL BE THE ONES WHO START TO HATE PEOPLE.

Fine. Just gimme a half dozen tacos then.

can you give a gf pls jesus sama

TIME IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ME.

Why did you make me suffer

i've been reading bible after eat, read bible before sleep, read bible after wake up am i passed onto heaven

- rahul

o-ok can you just end my suffering jesus fampaitachi sama ;-;

ALL IS CREATED BY MAN AND NOT HIS SON.

BIBLE YET IS PAPER STONE MADE MY VOICE WILL BE THE SOUND OF ROCKS HITING THE SPACE WILL BE THE TRUTH

NOW MY VOICE IS THAT SOUND THAT SAYS UR ALREADY IN THE SKY

Can you give me your mom's dm? I'm a huge fan