I'M JESUS ASK ME ANYTHING!!!
I'M JESUS ASK ME ANYTHING!!!
Who are you?
IM THE SON OF GOD AND I MEET U AS THE GOOD SHEEPER!
If Kid Rock had a homosexual brother, he'd be you
I find your lack of dick disturbing.
I WAS BREAD ABOVE A SPIKE OF WHEAT, MY SOUL WAS VEGETAL! I WAS A SEAWEED BELOW THE SEA! READY TO PUSH THE SKYES.
IF U THINK SUN IS GOD U WOULD THINK HE CANT SEE U IN THE NIGHT BUT U SHOULD KNOW IF THE SUN SEES U FOR THE DAYS STARS SEE U IN THE NIGHT.
did you get me a parking space today out the front of uni? ty bro
Can you explain to me how a one God universe can exist?
He's supposedly all knowing and all powerful..
Yet he can't go anywhere, because he's already everywhere.
And he can't DO anything, because the act of doing presupposes a position..
I'm confused
God works in mysterious ways, moron
Isn't Jesus a sand nigger?
BECAUSE GOD SOMETIMES HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET OUT OF THE HEAVEN WHEN ITS IN DANGER
HE IS THE TRANSMUTATION FROM MUSLIM TO CHRISTIANISM
THE TRANSMUTATION OF THE RACES PERSISTS IN THE FOOD AND WE ARE WHAT WE EAT
TO BE CHRISTIANS WE MUSNT EAT LAMB!
Hey, Jesus. Can I get a burrito?
BECAUSE HE IS PEACEFUL LIKE MY FATHER
>Jesus
No, you're Cosmo Wright
Taking a day off from the home depot parking lot?
I DIDNT CAME HERE TO BE INSULTED LIKE THIS
When you will start to kill people like in the prophecy ?
I DONT MAKE THIS BUT IF DENIAL ME U WILL BE THE ONES WHO START TO HATE PEOPLE.
Fine. Just gimme a half dozen tacos then.
can you give a gf pls jesus sama
TIME IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ME.
Why did you make me suffer
i've been reading bible after eat, read bible before sleep, read bible after wake up am i passed onto heaven
- rahul
o-ok can you just end my suffering jesus fampaitachi sama ;-;
ALL IS CREATED BY MAN AND NOT HIS SON.
BIBLE YET IS PAPER STONE MADE MY VOICE WILL BE THE SOUND OF ROCKS HITING THE SPACE WILL BE THE TRUTH
NOW MY VOICE IS THAT SOUND THAT SAYS UR ALREADY IN THE SKY
Can you give me your mom's dm? I'm a huge fan