Is she funnier than she is sexy or sexier than she is funny?

is she funnier than she is sexy or sexier than she is funny?

no

Obsessed faggot, she is only fat and ugly

Her shtick consists of "I have a vagina and I'm fat."

Fat and not funny.

i find her attractive, never listened to her performances though

The most retardo humor in the multiverse, fatfuck bitch and nigger, gross as fuck

I had an appendicitis attack that was funnier than her last 4 movies.
I feel bad for Michael McDonald for tossing himself with her.

Uugh, I can smell her from here.

and you're taking her word, regarding the vagina.

She's neither of those things so the order doesn't really matter.

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Her stick
>I'm fat, right? *Gets applause*
>I WANT DAT DICK, teehee.
>HOLY SHIT I AM SO FUCKING FAT AND EAT SO FUCKING MUCH.

Not very funny but definitely funnier than sexy..

> she

is this a joke?

BAIT ALERT
No one finds this slam pig attractive or funny
CANCER THREAD

She is neither funny nor sexy

>The most retardo humor in the multiverse
thats Sup Forums isnt it

0 > 0

She is sexier than she is funny.

And she's not sexy.

Nah, amy schumer sucks nigger sandfuck cook and she is fat as fuck

Never heard a joke from her. Should I care?

Neither

ok

She's a fat ugly bitch and she has no understanding of the concept of humor. Should be shot on sight

the original copypasta was much better

That's a lot of lipstick on that pig

Also, I'm not into beastiity

>unless it's mortal kombat

She's fatter than she is pretty
She's porker than she is hot

>ha ha if they dont like dis woymen DAE NECKBEARDS XD XD XD

>tip.bait

She is sexier than she is funny.

She's also not sexy.

Women just aren't funny, so...
Also she's a little on the heavy side, don't you think?

sex bomb

hows being a gay, blind faggot going?

I think you mean this post:
Else, I fear for your illiteracy.

faggot

Only has fame due to the SJW world we now live in.

Fuck off, amy.

kek
She's almost a flatso

Are you telling me that you actually like her?
Why?? Her entire being is just 95% fat and fluff!

She looks like Paul Giammati if he decided to become a trap.

She's neither funny or good looking

she's sexy af Sup Forumsro

id tap her and most of you guys would too, cuz why not.

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I'm praying that someday she'll show the goods.

She is close to perfect for my chubby desires. But Not a Bit of funny

As if, at this point, Sup Forums isn't Reddit.

She is sexier than she is funny.

Still doesn't make her particularly sexy.

inside amy schumer is hilarious and the only reason i can think of that you didnt like it is because of insitutionalised sexism etc. grow up you fucking man baby

She's absolutely funnier than she is sexy.
And she's really not that fucking funny.

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She is sexier than she is sexy
and funnier than she is funny

she is funnier than she is sexy.

which is to say she's mildly amusing (5/10) and fairly unattractive (4/10)

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I can almost smell that kike from here

yes

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do you have a working penis?

I don't think she's jewish

I would blow my Aryan load all the way up
her Joo snapper pee-pee.

Whats funny is the better looking one used to be a dude
>bailyjay is queen of Sup Forums

>schumer

nah, all my friends who use reddit and think Sup Forums is all cp and gore

Stop it! So you think I'm sexy?

Related to Sen. Chuck Schumer. A Jew

Schumer's father is Jewish and her mother is Protestant.

Funny 1.5/10

Sexy 1/10

I guess funny wins.

well that makes you a faggot

she was funny until she did Steve-o's roast and she made a joke about his best friend Ryan Dunn dying, you could see him sink into himself , he laughed to save face but what a mean cunt, i hope her ghostbusters movie gets shit on in theatres.

Well seeing how women aren't funny, it's automatic that no matter how fat or ugly she is, that she has to be sexier than she is funny, so there you go

okay semi srs normally idgaf ab discuss thread but

1. ye pree hot like 7/10 i like curve, shes sexy

2. i think she really funny but can anyone back me on this? my biggest prob w/ amy schumer is she's real hit n miss w/ chemistry like

half the time she works w/ a team super well, but then whenever you PAIR amy w/ someone, she fucks the vibe hard

basically she need a team of puppets to be funny

i think shed be better in writing anyone feel it?

equally as funny as she is sexy and guess what she's nether

>Obsessed with something and everybody who does not like it is wrong.faggot

itt: summerfags fall for very obvious bait

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Is this more of a textural delight than it is delicious or more delicious than texturally delightful?

she is literal perfection

this. I want to ram my jewish cock up her tight aryan pussy.

>Looks like an ugly gorilla
>Literal perfection
Amy shitter please leave.

You make me so wet when you talk that way

EXTREME HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG


WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HOT??? HOLY SHIT SHE IS FUCKING AMAZING

>Those crazy eyes.
Go have a snail trail elsewhere fatty.

She steals all of her jokes and she looks like a large box of Monkey shit.

not everyone can detect sarcasm over the internet, you know

No dude, got nothing to do with anything except the fact she is Not really funny.

I don't think she deserves the hate she seems to inspire. She's a mediocre comic who does mediocre jokes. If she were male nobody would even know her name. Her trainwreck movie was aptly named since it was garbage. In answer to OPs question she is about as sexy as she is funny.

steals jokes. looks like troll. whore. try hard.
Amy Shumer gets a F -

Exactly this

Neither. She's not sexy or funny.

She looks like a fucking oinker

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holy fuck hhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg


this woman gets me diamonds.

She's equally sexy and funny and thicc.

She's so fucking hot I'd rail her if given the chance.

Oh look at me, I'm on a magazine cover, where are you, oh in your mother's basement. That's cool bro.

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People who say she's even close to good looking have no standards and deserve a pig like her lmao

she looks like such a qt3.14 in this pic, with an amazing ass.

>those beautiful blue eyes.

FTFY faggot.

Is everyone saying that she's hot just trolling or is this shit for real?

>Ugly as sin of insanity eyes.
FTFY obsessed loser.