Official Greater than 2 Goals in a Game Club

You may only post in this thread, if your country scored more than two goals in the past month.

Not so fast England.

When was the last time England made it to the semi-finals of a major tournament?

>not in an official tournament

1982 I believe.

Our national team is shit and irrelevant

DELETE THIS

We scored 3 goals against Australia, you didn't say nothing about own goals

we're the GOAT

The last time we hosted one

Beat holland and spain to get there. Didnt lose any games. Scored goal of the tournament on the way. Unlucky to lose on pens.

Good luck against argentina!

And when was that?

Before you answer remember that olympics don't count.

>set up by major soccer confederations
>not official

Bitch please.

The only tournaments that are official are the ones we play in.

>copa america
>major tournament

>implying you can watch a whole euro match without falling asleep

ah there, there, just a few more hours until a real match is played.

now that UEFA is done handing out goodies to 3rd place in group play.

Gonna be funny when so many yuropoor teams get DQd for chimpouts they have to qualify a 4th place team for knockouts.

Perhaps, but you'd at least have to beat some good teams to get to the semi final. USA beat Paraguay, Ecuador and Costa Rica (yeah that had a nice meme run in 2014 but they're still shit as they've shown)

There's only one really strong team in the Copa, with Chile and Colombia behind in the good tier. So making a semi isn't a huge achievement, especially when you haven't played any of those 3 to get there.

Ecuador is far better than England.

Also the US played really well against Colombia. They had brainfarts on two set pieces but otherwise played them even.

If we cant put the fucking manlets from mexishit under our thimbs then we have no shot on a world stage

True facts.

>russia
>little bro wales

if Slovakia pulled 2 on the Reds, they'll most likely have 3 on the lions. Especially since little hands hart is net minding

>Ecuador is far better than England
>actually doubting Vardy, the best player in the world.

Rerd

Honestly America is really good. I think they have a good chance of winning. Their team is strong this year and Messi sucks in big games.

>so good he rides the bench
Yeah, sounds elite.

Good on you for not being a faggot bro. Respect.

I don't understand why it causes so much asspain in yuros and most sudacas to admit we're actually a pretty damn good team.

What local team does that scrub play in?

They're afraid of a good US team. It'd completely wreck their fantasy of being the center of the soccer world, as if anyone really cares in the first place.

>if your country scored more than two goals in the past month.

1 vs. Russia and 2 vs. Wales = 3

Yes hello
Easy cruising from here on out

Who cares? We're talking about the English national team. Did you think there was a shortage of Premier League players on the roster while they were busy not winning a single tournament game for four years?

Individual talent doesn't count for dogshit when the result of the team mixture is horseshit.

>euros
>major tournament

So can everyone agree that after love for their country, love for their confederation is next?

>yank starts yank circle jerk thread
>it turns into a england discussion thread

You're so silly and obsessed.

It's like 80% of a WC

No. Fuck Mexico and every last one of those nigger islands and their mafia.

Costa Rica are bros 4 life though.

We scored two against the sheep lovers and one against the piss heads in the space of a week, that's three i do believe.

>we're actually a pretty damn good team

we say that every fucking time and it never turns out to be true

During the WC it was more of a meme and a way to shit on England, Spain, Italy and the myriad of other hilarious Yuropoor failures.

Now it legitimately is true. The US finally has some talent to go along with the giant brass balls.

>not real teams

>love for their confederation is next
No, fuck you

England 2 1 Wales
England 1 1 Russia
England 1 0 Portugal
England 2 1 Australia
England 2 1 Turkey

All within the past month... What's actually the point of this thread lad?

You might be right but, at least, so far this Copa has been very fun and interesting to watch, with results that no one ever would have expected.

The Euros on the other hand...Well...

>more than

>more than 2 goals IN A GAME during the last month
>Britainstan in charge of reading
Allahu Akbar to you too Muhhamed.

The most boring games of the WC were those with two UEFA teams too.

See you in two years I guess
Don't forget the lube

>Argentina

I fear memezuela the most senpai

yaaay I can post.
Shame Suarez couldn't play. We would have whooped ass. Or at least bitten someone.

>All Europe has nowadays is Germany

When was the last time England lost an actual game again??

against the last conmebol team they played lol