Hey losers

Hey losers

My name is Layne, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat pale basement dwelling neckbeards OCD Asians and pathetic gay virgins. Wow they weren't kidding. I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vince got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Zane. Of course you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE You chumps make me sick hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks making your gay little posts and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.

Dude you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day much less live it. I am buff tuff and ruff broski! My body is tanned and chiseled because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is Jim.

Lets face it the chicks can't resist my bangin guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average not that you fags even know what that means and can drink all of your children under the table.You losers need to get a fucking life.

>ALPHA BET
I know it's bait, but that made me smile. I would fuck this faggot up the ass in front of his parents while sticking his face with found needles. I hope his prostate swells to the size of a grapefruit and he dies with it rupturing out of his anus

Made me laugh, thanks user

I don't know.... nigger is pretty big and probably has big cock.

>big cock
Does that mean his prostate is immune to disease??

TL:DR.

Too much effort, user.

no. that means he would probably fuck you up.

>They told me it was full of fat pale basement dwelling neckbeards OCD Asians and pathetic gay virgins.


YOU FORGOT LONELY TRANSGENDERED LOSERS, PEDHOPHILES AND FAT? YOU'RE BEING KIND. YOU ALSO FORGOT 10 YEAR OLDS PRETENDING TO BE "ALPHA" MALES

tl;dr stick your dong in my butt

He would fuck me up because he has a big penis? Do you really live in a world where the size of someone's cock makes them a threat? If you have a small cock, find a midget or a girl who likes small cocks.

NO HE WOULD FUCK YOU UP BECAUSE HE'S A MONSTER AND YOU'RE A FAT, INTERNET BASEMENT DWELLING LOSER.

UNLESS YOU ARE IN SHAPE AND HAE SOME SERIOUS MMA SKILLS (AND WATCHING UFC DOESN'T QUALIFY)- THAT DUDE WOULD FUCK YOU UP.

> SERIOUS MMA SKILLS
Have you ever been in a fight that wasn't your siblings?

A face like that is not human: it's species is white nigger

YES YOU FUCKING NIGGER AND I KNOW 99.999999%..I MEAN 100% OF YOU WOULD FUCKING SUCK HIS DICK IF HE ASKED YOU TOO MUCH LESS TRADE FIST WITH THAT DUDE.

ONLY FUCKING INTERNET SHUT IN DELUSIONAL FAT LOSERS WOULD PRESUME THAT GUY WOULD BE EASY TO BEAT OR CAN'T FIGHT.

OR NATIVE INDIAN YOU DUMB FUCK

Have you ever seen a grown man naked, user?
Maybe in a Turkish shower or at the gym?

He has to fight to maintain a veneer of heterosexuality too

Redskinigger

>OR NATIVE INDIAN YOU DUMB FUCK
No native "indians" are that ape like. This is genus WHITESE species NIGGERUS

SO BEING GAY MAKES YOU "SOFT'? THEN 100% OF YOU INTERNET DWELLING FAT AS FUCK SHUT INS WOULD BE GAY...OR YOU ARE


FUCK OFF NIGGER. YOU WOULDN'T SAY SHIT TO HIS FACE SO PLEASE STOP YOUR CRINGE WORTHY FANTASY

Haha drink my children under the table? Now whos the homo?

AND YOU WOULD KNOW THIS HOW? HOW MANY NATIVES ARE IN YOUR MOMMY'S BASEMENT?

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LOL
Big words from someone who touches himself at night
Besides, he would be weak vs small pox
>blanket style

ALL 4 WOULD BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

Underrated post

YOU WOULDN'T SAY JACK TO HIS FACE YOU PUSSY.

>Op is a faggot with 49 chromosome

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>WOULDN'T SAY JACK TO HIS FACE

Does he not like when people call him Jack?

Agreed. I'd most likely be confused. I imagine a scenario where i chat to his arse on account of dat monkey arse face

I'm from Russia, moron. Very soon we will come to you, and I'll take care of himself having sex with your mother. And you shove into the anus of the handle of a shovel.

nice one

Almost positive I know that guy

POST YOUR PIC. SHOW US WHAT A TRUE Sup Forums STUD LOOKS LIKE. AERIAL PICS ARE FINE.

Yeaaaa, just checked facebook to make sure. neato, i guess.

After you brotato
While we wait we can talk about the guy you posted with zachary's disease

How many times has he been charged with sack tickling his way across playgrounds??

PRETTY FAST DICK TUCK HUH FAT FUCK?

MIND YOU,TUCKING IN 2" AIN'T THAT HARD.

Well the dude in the picture certainly looks like a monster

A fucking ugly mongoloid monster. Look at that face. Look like the doctor smashed it in with a frying pan when he was born.

And he has no biceps, the fuck did he do? Just train his torso? Kind of weird looking.

WELL LET'S SEE YOUR "CHICK" FAG?


AT LEAST HE HAS ONE YOU LONELY SHUT IN LOSER

??
You're making no sense now
Do you fantasies about other men and their penises often?

This is really poor quality.

none as far as i know, we are members of the same facebook group, is the reason. Actually seems like a pretty fucking chill dude when he posts. This is actually a new picture, hes fucking huge.

At least the john pasta OP pretended to be him
How sad is second hand pasta

Thanks for the laugh user. Making my day better by the second

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Layne is a girls name, your parents must hate you

I always feel as if theirs a hidden message in these.

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im a first degree mason & master of the knights templar

>hotchickswithdouchebags-com
well, I've found a new way to procrastinate instead of revise

I would hang out with this dude, he seems p cool

this thread sucks. go here sage

hes rad as fuck, really. i only talk to him here n there when we happen to post on the same thread.

its boring untasty and too much effort

why dont u kill urself?

Are you John's son?
it's been a while, hows he holding up these days?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

poor normie... reddit is your place lol

I've seen this copypasta at least 52 times before, I know I counted every single one, I have a photographic memory. I see it pasted everywhere by low life unoriginal fucking shit cunts such as yourself. And you know what, it isn't funny. I didn't even giggle. I didn't even smile a little bit. NOT EVEN A FUCKING LITTLE BIT. You could have got a psychologist to analyse my facial expressions and body language and they'd come up with fucking nothing. I am dead inside when I read your memes, and I have to listen to Evanescence to wake me up inside again. I had absolutely no emotion at the bottom of my soul, a part from disgust. I hate this meme bullshit, more than I hate that shitty doge meme. You're probably like "doge meme is so funny le wow xDDD". Fucking shitty meme copying faggot plebeian. How do you live with yourself? Being so mentally deficient that you are physically incapable of an single original thought, that you have to copy paste shitty internet memes? How sad. How pathetic. Why don't you kill yourself? If I were you, I'd honestly kill myself right now. Memes are an art. Memes take effort and artistic integrity to create, and you think you can just spam that stupid shit and pass it as a 'meme'. You don't know what MEMEING is. Every meme I've created is original, and actually funny, you don't know anything about harvesting memes. You're honestly a fucking deadset idiot, ruining the meme community for you own pathetic self indulgences. You seriously think this copypasta is funny? LOL you're a deadset fucking mentally deficient cunt.

Fuck of you pussy bitch, Sup Forums would fuck you up fag go shove a rusty spoon up your man-gina. You PLEB

but what the hell happens to your face it's like a fat monkey

Dude, you look like a fucking mongaloid and that's giving mongaloids a bad name...haha! My guess is your IQ matches your shoe size.. Do you even lift bro?

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? i highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don’t think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neck beards that still live in their parent’s basement, and nerdy high school kids that don’t have any friends. It really isn’t the place for highly-trained asassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and CP that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn’t that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you’re just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there’s a wide variety of people that browse here, but you’re far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn’t the case). Even if it were true that you’re an incredibly talented soldier, i think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a “secret network of spies across the USA”. Why would all of the most expansive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn’t even make sense. If you’re trying to scare somebody, make it more believable than “I’M A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR”. You might frighten a 13 year old who doesn’t know any better, but to most of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty is over. Best of luck with that… kiddo.

This is some pretty weak bait, you only wish you could master bait at our level Corky..

That's not what you were saying last night when my puberty was smeared all over that Neanderthal face of yours sweet cheeks.

Only thing worse than being a greasy meathead is being a greasy meathead with a nigger's face