Mfw americans call cups: "trophies"

>mfw americans call cups: "trophies"
>mfw americans call medals: "rings"
>mfw americans call pitches: "fields"
>mfw americans call managers: "coaches"
>mfw americans call game-time: "commercials"

and Yuros call semen "food". What's your point?

They also call your mom a whore, now go get shot or choke on a burger, motherfucker

It seems as though your flag is stained with red and blue. Might want to clean that.

Wut? French ISIS massacre was worse than anything they've done in America. Your security is trash and you should be ashamed of your government, Jean

>mfw Americans call safety rugby "football"

>>mfw americans call medals: "rings"

No we don't

Holy shit.

>mfw Americans call a dindu: "president"

but a field is literally a field
a cup is a type of trophy
manager can apply to many things, coach is better as it is more precise
medals are not called rings

decent bait

>>mfw americans call cups: "trophies"
>>mfw americans call managers: "coaches"
>>mfw americans call pitches: "fields"

Same as here then?

>Brits

>mfw americans call jews: "allies"

go away england, don't make me get out my rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty

No, we call pitches pitches. This is a pitch.

that's called a throw mate

>mfw an American was fat near me

O_o

>Mfw Britbongs call kicknet "football"
>Mfw Britbongs call flatbat "cricket"
>Mfw I have no face

Rekt

He's a pitcher. He pitches the baseball into play. Any other position throws the ball as they don't go through the motions of pitching when they throw the ball.

mfw a bongistani was stabby near me

o_O

Do Americans really sleep standing up with their shoes on?

>amerilard education
This is a pitcher, m8.

Shoes on, no.
Standing up, only on the day before the Super Bowl

>Shoes on, no
Yankee scum detected

yes

>Euros are confused by food disposals
Honestly shocked me

Pitcher? I barely know her.

>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw americans call motorised rollinghams "cars"
>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>mfw americans call genocide 'thanksgiving'
>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>mfw americans call call meat water "gravy"
>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger
>mfw americans call fart tornadoes "bar mitzvahs"
>mfw americans call Whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "
>mfw americans call cold on the cob "popsicles"
>mfw americans call french toast "pussy bread"
>mfw americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
>mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw americans call Montezuma's Revenge "water"
>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>mfw americans call a knitted wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a 'gear-shift'
>mfw americans call wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs "toes"
>mfw americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>mfw americans calla pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>mfw americans call a shoot-go-bang a "gun"
>mfw americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightsbulb"
>mfw americans call blimpy bounce bouncea a "ball"
>mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops "roads"

goat copypasta

>no smibbly bibbly

will americans ever recover?

fpbp

BTFO

What's a smibbly bibbly supposed to be?

>It's a bloody butthurt brit looking for Americas attention thread

>Bongs call the technical director "manager"
>Bongs call the manager "president
>Bongs call the president "club owner"

t. Macri voter Ameriboo

t. Cristina voter cuck who now has to work

Jokes on you, I can't find a job

HA

>mfw euros call free speech a hate crime

Ooooooverrated as usual, nerfed by ameritards who litetally thinks this gobshite is banter, might as well upvote it myself becuz lol dude merica weed lmao duuuude

Remote

BTFO

This may be the single greatest comment i have ever read in Sup Forums

>I must reply with le funny surrender may may to bully a nation that helped America to exist!!!!

And the other cocksuckers find this witty?

>implying I support my government or something

FPBP

rekt

dubs will confirm that "soccer" is the correct name for the sport

>he said "semen" lol

Yeah I thought the same, apart from "rings" and "coaches" they are all used pretty interchangeably here :-s

Fail.

It's just a nickname anyway, like saying "The Don" is Trump's correct name

Under rated post desu

Your flag looks like a devastated asshole desu lol, remember 1066?

Top banter lol

Is "Germany" a nickname for Deutschland?

It's a throw, he throws the rounders ball at the rounders batsman

>siding with Americans instead of our based Gallic neighbours

Truly a c.u.c.k.

What?

The correct name of the game is Association Football. "Soccer" is a diminutive of the word Association.

Thus it's neither correct or incorrect, it's not the "American way" either (the word Soccer comes from England), it's a literal nickname.

Like Bill for William.

first post best post
buttmad yuros unwilling to admit their ruin

You probably don't even realize how buttblasted you sound right now.

Soccer WAS an English term but it is now VERY seldom used here (yes there's "Soccer AM" but no football fan ever refers to it as "soccer" ever)

It is now an Americanism, adopted by cocksucking yanks

It has therefore become the incorrect way of referring to the sport since the entire population of planet Earth refers to it as "football" now.

Someone screencap this and send it to reddit for all le upbotes and gold

>all of the Anglo world except for the UK call it "soccer"

Cucked

Why do Americans always want to prove themselves superior to Europeans?

Like it's not enough to be the #1 country by far... so you have to flex your muscles and shit on random countries to make really, really sure you're the absolute best?

Serious question.

>No we don't
Yeah, I didn't get that either. I mean, the champions in the NBA, NFL, and MLB do actually get championship rings, but I've never heard anyone refer to an Olympic medal or any other kind of medal as a ring.

I think all the serious football-playing countries (Yurop and Spic America) call the game football, except Italy who says calcio.

Who cares what Canada or USA say, if they don't even like the game?

You didn't get the point. It's that Britain gets pissy when Americans call it soccer, but virtually all Anglo countries call it soccer.

To show you your cucked politics are for cucks

>Like it's not enough to be the #1 country by far... so you have to flex your muscles and shit on random countries to make really, really sure you're the absolute best?
Just wait until Trump is president. Of course, it probably won't be long before he gets us nuked.

But virtually all Anglo countries (except the UK) are irrelevant when it comes to "soccer".

People who say "soccer" are people who don't give a hoot about the game.

So I don't even know why UK is mad. It's a non-issue to me.

Then stop posting about it you fucking retard.

>all the only good countries call it soccer
noice

I don't see any relation with politics (we know our politicians are sending the whole continent down since the 19th century), but whatever.

I hope Trump gets elected to see the rage of leftist media (here all the journalists root for Hillary), and we'll have 4 years of fresh American memes

The guy is line Berlusconi + Kadhafi + Dubya Bush on steroids, how could he disappoint?

>hurrr u agree wif me but ur a retard XD

Totally useful post, only lacks a surrender joke to be 100% American. Now kill yourself.

>english """"""""""banter""""""""""

>>mfw americans call medals: "rings"

What? No we don't.

yes we do you yurocuck

it was an abbreviated term used by boaty posh cunts. "association football" shortened to soccer in the same way that "rugby football" was shortened to rugger.

if you know anyone who uses the word "rugger" you know what complete and absolute hysterical upper class bellends use that sort of word.

mental for americans to have adopted the football equivalent.

Okay faglord

Manager and coach are different positions in divegrass, although they are usually the same person. You're correct about the rest though

>yfw the world cup isn't actually a cup but a trophy

What should they (we) have called it? Football2?

WTF? Did I just time travel back to 2010 again?

>this one assblasted frog who couldn't handle a post

kek

CONCACAF STRONK

Handball

A sport where the ball must be kicked to score a goal versus a sport where the ball can literally be headbutted in for a goal.

So Headball rather then Football2.

Even "povertyball" would have been less cancerous than "soccer".

The word "soccer" is even worse than the official Euro 2016 song. It sounds like it was conceived by a shill of everything that's ugly in life. It must be eradicated.

Why? What makes it so bad that you have a pathological hatred for it?

Ever heard of the Stanley Cup?

Why would we need a non cup trophy a cup?

Autism.

>it's top banter when an American answers
>it's being assblasted when an European answers

Here's a Pepe to prove you're the buttmad one

México should be under futbol and not fútbol.

You can quit false flagging now

>americans call cups: "trophies"

Depends. Stanley Cup for example is indeed called a cup.

>americans call medals: "rings"

We call medals medals and rings rings.

>americans call managers: "coaches"

Because they aren't managers, they are coaches. In Yurosemen soccer, you have guys who are BOTH managers (handling transfers, contracts, etc) and coaches (handling practice, tactics, lineups) at the same time. In the NFL this is split between a general manager and a coach.

It's not very pretty; also it's unused by people who actually play, watch, and like the game.

In Germany or Argentina, passionate kids in the street are playing football, not soccer.

No you, hahaha XDDDD

I can tell you just how much one word makes their buttholes twitch followed by a wave of shitposts is the reason I'll keep using "soccer".

Stop being obsessed with our buttholes

Bit gay desu

The Stanley Cup is Canadian, ya dunce!