Tell me some jokes Sup Forums

Tell me some jokes Sup Forums

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Why'd the chicken cross the road?

by using the grown ups unity of measure

Check'd

Are you all alright?
No, you are all left

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To get away from the niggers

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i always get dubs. if not im a faggot

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>Why'd the chicken cross the road?
>To get away from the niggers

You just won the internet

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Shit I'm on fucking 9gag again

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Is this the new DESU???

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

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Knock knock!

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>man loves wife very much
>man doesn't like his wife standing in any lines of any sort
>wife wants to go to fancy ballroom dance
>man goes to get tickets
>long line, but he waits and gets two
>wife wants to travel in style
>man goes to limo store
>long line to get limo, but man waits and gets limo and driver
>later that evening, the couple arrive at the dance
>long line to get in, but man waits in line while she sits in limo
>they finally get in
>later, wife says she's thirsty, asks man to get her some punch
>man goes to punch bowl
>there's no punch line

I can't jelly my dick up your ass

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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How did the dubs dubbety dub?

To get to the other trips.

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Bono's a Faggot, and You Too

Why does OP suck cock?

Because he's a faggot.

Ha Ha Ha Ha fuck off.

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Is that you Garrison?

What was David Bowie's last hit?


Probably Heroin...

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Hoo hoo! Big summer blowout!

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No Garrison here. Just random fag

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Sorry about your thread OP. Of course you should never have posted this in the Day Care Center. In the Fall, you can try again.

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