Straight guys. What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

Straight guys. What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

damn. boys always teasing us with those hot dicks

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When I was 19, I sucked a guy's cock when I was drunk. He came in my mouth. 7/10. Would probably do it again.

cummed on my face, rode hairbrush handle.

Sucked a dog's dick an let him me fuck me once. Not even my dog

Did you eat the cum, faggot?

OPs mom

Bet seriously, I have a lot trap hentai pictures on standby

This.
But just once and I did'nt cum

gave my best friend a handjob

Once, when wiping my butt, the rip of my bare finger touched my butthole.

found my moms dildos and fucked my ass with them

Developed an appreciation of Elton John's music.

Fucked a guy and came in his ass, 8/10

I was OP once.

for example

This fucking gaywad over here.

no i always pussy out :(

Me and my best buddy sucked each other off, because we didnt hit it with any girls. We wehre on a cruise ship. i dont regret it, but wouldnt do it again.

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Got spit roasted by two 30-something year old hunks. The guy from behind was black. They both came in me from both ends.

No ragrets

I drank green tea.

You.

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>be me
>9 years old
>living in apartment complex
>lots of kids my age
>just discovered porn
>feeling horny
>invite kid over
>he spends night
>suggest that he sucks me off
>about 4 seconds in I cum
>tell him it's his saliva
>he swallows
>we go to sleep
> 1 year later I move
>still feel weird about it
>got sucked off when I was a prepubescent 9 year old

faggot

>he swallows
swallows hot air?

>prepubescent
>cums

fucking faggot

My wife fucks me in the ass on a regular basis with a strapon. I enjoy it more than PIV sex.

Any specific requests?

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Eat best friend's cum from my hand....

let a guy give me a blowjob. 2/10 would not do again. used too much teeth

...go on. How did this happen?

basically anything. thanks. just dump as much as you have

Sucked my best friend while he was sleeping. Twice. I'm straight tho

On a lads holiday I let a guy suck my dick for a load of ecstasy. I couldn't get hard and made him stop after about 30 seconds then took the drugs anyway.

Fuck like 25 guys in a 3 month period.

jerked off to gay porn once while drunk

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At first I let a guy blow me but eventually I sucked his cock and then started meeting him every week for the past 6 months for him to fuck my ass.

Joke's on him because he doesn't know he's fucking a straight dude.

We were watching a porn movie together in his house...we were sitting close so he failed to control his cumshot and...you know...

25? You gay, bitch!

Enter a thread started by a faggot

showed dick to a tranny
jerked off in front of tranny
jerked off to tranny porn

i put my friends dick in my mouth when i was like 8...

That's pretty hot tbh

Gets plowed in the ass, calls himself a "straight" dude.

Did he see you do it? What did he say?

Our balls don't touch, so...

Topkek

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oh well, then yes you're straight. narrowly dodged that bullet.

Plus every time he blows his load in my ass I say "no homo" so it's not gay.

I wasn't so brave to do it in front of him...he left to go take some paper to clean

Stuck 7" dildo up butt once, felt good man

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underrated post

Some casual blowsjobs with a friend, about 30 times both giving and receiving.
Also sucked my own dick and swallowed.

Tbh i dont know why but i still feel like im straight, i guess because it's just sexual and not a relation

This

I've grabbed my friend's dick before. I also have a counter on my phone that measures the time before he gets out of prison so we can fuck

how did it start?

Totally not gay at all

sucked my own dick
while fingering my ass
and came on my face
and ate said cum

And in the end, eh, wasn't that great, i'll stay straight

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I opened this thread

Blew mulitple guys and swallowed & vice versa
Fucked a guys ass
Many handjobs
Use 7" dildo every other night
>did the title say straight?

the dog of your friend, and that you was happy that the dog was happy after that?

Thats hot

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Thanks...it felt strange but...it wasn't so bad at all...

Masturbated to furry porn...... I'm ashamed of myself......

Not sure how it first started but we just watched porn together a couple times (and jerked off together). Then we started jerking off each other and that led into blowing each other.
Now we don't even watch porno anymore and just entertain each other

wipe my butthole more than twice.

Me and cousin would fuck each other asses and suck each other dicks when we were kids bout 12 been married for over 20 years to wife me and cuz never talk about the ol butt fuckin days and chokin on each other cum.

Have you fucked yet?

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Received numerous BJs through glory holes. I don't care who's on the other side.

Sucked my own dick and came in my mouth.

a BJ is a BJ. doesn't matter who's giving it

Found the skidmarker

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you must have a big dick... size?

Click on this thread.

Not everyone is a faggot beta like you, kid.

Let a random guy jack me off at an adult theater once and have fingered my asshole a few times

And where are these said glory holes located?

No, i kinda feel like that's too gay still

Had gay sex.

I was in boy scouts and one of my best friends tented together all the time and would cuddle when it was cold. One night we have another o e of my friends who I consider fam in the tent with us. He says his hands are cold and I tell him to put his hands in my pocket. There was a hole in my pajamas. And he started touching my dick through my underwear. Then he put his hand in my underwear and started jerking me off. I jerked him off too. I only told my other friend a year later when I was high AF.

6 inch so average I'm just really flexible.

Spoke like a true trap.
GG

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I took a shit so hard it gave me an erection once

random houses mostly, couple adult theatres. CL finds mainly.

The gayest thing I've ever done is to whack it while there was a female of my species having sex with a male of my species.

I inadvertently saw his penis sawing in and out.

I didn't care for it, as the female was the primary object of my attention, but seeing someone else's dick was part of the video, and as such, it's part of it.

I just imagined it was mine though, so, there we are.

Not very gay, but then again, I have no interest in males.

"straight","No homo"

This. Do it quite frequently.

I've done the same and i don't feel gay, but you are right, that's gay.
Also, DP is gay only if dicks touch.